Lilith, Queen and Goddess of Lust, Debauchery and Perversion. We give praise honour and glory unto you. Fill our hearts, minds and souls with your perverse spirit. May we be overtaken with sexual desires so sick and discusting that our orgasms will overwhelm us with Hellish ecstasy.
You might not want to hear this but loneliness is self induced. There is no reason to be lonely. Turn to Satan. You won't be lonely anymore. SATAN and the DEMONS of HELL want to work with you. They will give you more confidence and Power yes I said Power. If you respect and I mean Respect. SATAN and DEMONS will help you and reward you but it takes you listening and studying and listening. If you're lazy and looking for a get rich quick scheme this is the wrong place. Join the other schmucks out there. There are many Satanist our there who will help you. And Satan accepts all. Any race. Any sexual identity. So don't be lonely you have a whole army ready to help. Just scream HAIL SATAN and you will be free.
You might not want to hear this but loneliness is self induced. There is no reason to be lonely. Turn to Satan. You won't be lonely anymore. SATAN and the DEMONS of HELL want to work with you. They will give you more confidence and Power yes I said Power. If you respect and I mean Respect. SATAN and DEMONS will help you and reward you but it takes you listening and studying and listening. If you're lazy and looking for a get rich quick scheme this is the wrong place. Join the other schmucks out there. There are many Satanist our there who will help you. And Satan accepts all. Any race. Any sexual identity. So don't be lonely you have a whole army ready to help. Just scream HAIL SATAN and you will be free.
Lilith will enhance your Lust and turn your sex life into a ritual of passion. Lilith takes you to Hell in a mass orgy of sex with Demons. Lilith will guide you through mass abortion sex burning fetuses to honor Satan. Drinking the blood of the dead. Hail Lilith Hail Satan
(This will more then likely be a longer post from me then usual, and a bit more personal.) You know, I have not always been a follower of Satan. Like many of you I’m sure, I discovered Him later in my life. I found Him to not be the evil I was brought up to believe. I grew up in a Christian family, and I used to think Satan was the bad guy, believe it or not. Many of us have been indoctrinated from the cradle. But thankfully, we have discovered the truth, despite their best attempts at making us believe their folly. But yes, before I found Satan, I was a pretty devote follower of God. Years ago, I went through an extremely hard time. And I prayed every day for years to God. But he never answered. Never acknowledged my suffering. He didn’t care. And I began resenting that. And inside me grew a seed of doubt. So, I ended up researching things the Christian Church claims to be evil, things they tried discouraging you from ever seeing. Anyways, this is going on longer then I’d like it to be, so I’ll wrap up. I researched things for years, and I ended up coming to the conclusion that Satan was not the evil one, no, it was in fact the one I was told was supposed to be “good”. And so, I stopped praying to God altogether, and began on my new path as a theistic Satanist. And I’m still learning even today. But all I know, is that Satan listens to me, He cares, and knowing that, it makes me feel good and happy. Ever since following Satan, I’m happier then I’ve ever imagined possible. Now, I’m curious, to my followers, and even visitors to my page, if you follow Satan, how did you discover Him? What brought you to Him? Let me know in either the comments of this post, or in a message. And remember, Hail Satan my brothers and sisters!
My experience was similar, I spent little more than a year researching and reading, I felt a strong his calling but the church fills your mind with so much shit and for me it was important to remove all those feelings of guilt for doing what I wanted so much , my parents were pastors, my ex was a pastor, and today I can say like you say, now I am as happy as I have ever been, and since the day I accepted Satan as my God I have never felt alone as I felt always in church
Two words that will forever change your life in this world and the next. Are you ready to take the pledge and the plunge? I know the thought excites you and perhaps scares you, or you may have already done so, but regressed. This time say it, mean it, commit to it, and live it each and every day of your life. Satan is reaching out to you, that's why you're here, so reach back, reject the fucked up faith of your past and accept your destiny.
Hello Hatter Senpai! I know you are also a hardcore Asmo lover so I bet you’re already very much in the know of the latest event and (spoiler alert) Asmo is wonderful with children! So is Mammon! I also adore your baby stories and would like a baby story of Asmo and Mammon caring for the twins who have turned into adorable toddlers. Please, please, please give us that boost of serotonin we desperately require!
I squealed when I played the event and saw them as papas for a day! I never imagined how wonderful they would be with children but then again they probably all had to step up with their younger brothers when they were small.
Mammon and Asmodeus: Oh Baby!
The cries of toddlers could be heard echoing through the halls of the House of Lamentation, after the events of Little D. Number 2, the entire house was absolutely done with babies. Well, all but two were done. Beelzebub, despite the warnings of what could happen if he or Belphie ate Solomon’s questionable cooking that he “perfected” he still ate it anyway, unfortunately so did his twin. The two were now transformed into a pair of tiny wailing toddlers who now lie on the kitchen floor in a heap of what they would’ve worn if they were their normal size.
Lucifer and the others bolted in to the source of the wailing and were surprised to see the twins in their toddler forms. Lucifer sighed, he remembered all to well what those two were like when they were that age, as well behaved as they were, they were the ones who would cry the second they were separated. Lucifer bent down and scooped them both up into his arms, covering their bare bodies with their T-shirts they used to wear.
“Shhh, come on now you two. Please stop your crying.” Lucifer tried his hardest to calm them down but they continued to wail loudly.
Asmodeus reached in and took Belphie into his own arms to hold and comfort as he swayed gently. “Oh Belphie, it’s okay sweet baby brother of mine, shhh. Good boy, that’s it. Asmo’s gotcha.”
“Thank You Asmodeus. Now Beel, come on and calm down like your brother... come on...” Lucifer sighed as Beel’s wailing got louder.
Mammon only sighed and took Beelzebub into his own arms and began to gently rock him, slowly, the younger demon began to calm down. “Hey, see, yer okay ain’t ya Beel? Good boy.”
“Well, if you two are so wonderful with children then I shall put you in baby duty for the rest of the day and until I force Solomon to fix this situation he made...” Lucifer groaned as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “Now I’m sure you both remember how to care for Beel and Belphie as you did before a long time ago. I’ll use my magic to transform their beds into a shared crib, Mammon, I expect you to buy more baby formula and diapers for them.”
“Ya mean I gotta use MY hard earned cash?! Ya know that’s cruel eh?” He complained with a groan but was completely overtaken by the confusion and innocence in little Beel’s eyes that he sighed and agreed. “Fine, I’ll do it for em. B-but I want compensation for this ya know!”
“Mammon, you will get your compensation but that will be later. Now order those items and care for them. I’ll go have a little conversation with Solomon...” Lucifer began to laugh evilly as he exited the kitchen and headed to Purgatory Hall.
“Alright then little ones, Mammy has some special things for you both so while those are on the way let’s get you all cleaned up and ready for some playtime and a nap!” Asmo took Beel from Mammon and carried the twins to the bathroom to give them a bath so they at least could be clean after being on the floor. He turned on the water and set some bubbles in the water, gently putting them both in the bath. “Aww~! Aren’t you two the cuteness little twins in the universe! Aww!”
“Beeley and I cute?” Belphie giggled as he played with the bubbles and put some on top of Beel’s head making him laugh.
“Yes you are! So cute and tiny! Just the sweetest babies ever!” Asmo leaned forward and popped kisses on their pudgy cheeks watching them smile and laugh adorably.
“Oi! The stuff just got ‘ere, I’ll bring it in for ya, I bought em bottles, diapers, wipes, baby sized T-shirts, formula, toys and blankets.” Mammon announced as he entered the bathroom. “Looks like they’re havin’ fun eh?”
“Yup~! Two cuties are nice and cleaned and ready to have some playtime before a nap.” Asmo hummed as he helped them both out of the bath with the help of Mammon who assisted in drying them up and putting training pants on the twins and covering them with cute baby bloomers that matched the two’s colors. Asmo then helped them both slide into their pale blue T-shirts which had a matching print of stars and sheep. “Aww! So cute!! Let’s get them to their bed- I guess nursery as of now. Let’s go sweetie pies~!”
Beel took Belphie’s hand and began to wobble to their nursery with big smiles and giggles. “Well they look like they can walk well. That’s good!”
“Mammon, they’re two, not newborns!” Asmo groaned as he huffed at Mammon. “Be careful you two, don’t run, we can’t have any owies!”
Mammon only chuckled and rolled his eyes, he was beginning to see why his brother was the favorite at the daycare center he worked at in the human world. Asmo had always been kind and gentle to children no matter who they were, he adored them and in return they to adored him. Mammon remembered how Asmodeus would sing the triplets to sleep when they were babies in the Celestial Realm, he would sit beside their cradle and sing as he rocked them. It was truly a precious sight to behold and he had the photos to prove it.
They all arrived to the twin’s bedroom and noticed the crib in the center of the room with two rocking chairs, one on each side. The crib already had Belphie and Beel’s favorite pillows along with a couple of stuffed animals to snuggle. On Belphie’s side of the crib there was a small cow plushie with a cute baby blue bow around its neck and for Beel was a teddy bear with a red bow around its neck. They also had a small baby blanket for each of them, Belphie’s a pale blue blanket with tiny cows and a cute little red barn and Beel’s was a little blue blanket with teddy bears and honey pots. Asmo began to snap pictures and gush over the newly transformed nursery.
“Oh this is so precious! Absolutely precious!!” Asmo squealed as he watched the twins wobble around and check out their surroundings. “Mammon do you have the toys for them?”
“Yeah, I’ll set ‘em up for ‘em!” Mammon bent down to the twins level and began to place the buildings blocks and other baby safe toys on the ground for them. “Here ya go little guys, go on an’ have some playtime!”
Almost instantly the two began to grab the building blocks and cars and play with them on the rug, Asmo laid on the ground next to them, watching them and ruffling their hair as they played adorably. Beel would roll around and giggle as Asmo would lightly tickle his pudgy belly, while Belphie would gently play with Asmo’s hair making his older brother smile. While Beel was still full of energy, Belphie only scooted closer to Asmo’s chest and snuggled closer, bringing himself into a little ball.
“Aww, Belphie are you sleepy? Do need to go beddy-bye?” Asmo cooed softly as he scooped the smaller one into his arms.
“S-sweepy…” Belphegor sniffled softly as he began to get fussy and in need of a nap.
“Oh it’s alright cutie, there there, let’s get you and Beel a nice warm bottle and into bed!” The fifth born smiled as he bounced the tiny Avatar of Sloth in his arms. “Mammon~! These precious little babies require nice warm bubbies for their little bellies~! Would you please get them a bottle, well an extra one for Beel!”
“Yeah, yeah, I hear ya, I see that Beel here is all exhausted out, he’s flopped onto his belly!” Mammon laughed as he bent down and began to gently poke the tiny gluttonous boy, watching him whimper and whine at being poked.
“Oh Mammon, leave the little darling alone and get those bottles!” Asmo huffed as he took Beel into his embrace as he watched Mammon rush to the kitchen and prepare the bottles of baby milk. Asmo sat himself in the rocking chair on Belphie’s side of the crib and began to gently rock the twins in attempts to soothe their cries. “Oh sweeties, Mammy is on the way, it’s alright.”
“M-Mammy!” Beel cried as he squirmed a bit in his older brother’s grasp. “M-Mammy…”
“Oh Beel, he’s on the way, it’s alright, see? There he is!” Asmo smiled as he placed Beel on the floor and watched him run over to Mammon, clinging onto his legs. “Aww~! Looks like the little Beeley Bear missed his older brother~! That’s so cute~!”
“‘Corse he missed me! I am the Great Mammon ya know!” Mammon smirked as he handed Asmodeus the bottle of warm milk for the tiny little boy curled up in his arms. “Alrighty Beel, yer twin is all ready for beddy bye, up ya go!” Mammon swiftly scooped up the smaller demon and allowed him to drink his first bottle as he sat himself in his own rocking chair and rocked the younger to sleep.
Belphie immediately latched onto the bottle and began to drink up as he closed his eyes and slowly began to drift off as Asmo gently rocked him and shushed him. “Aww, Belphie is already asleep I see~! How adorable!” Asmo whispered as he stood up and carefully bounced him to keep him asleep, he took the empty bottle and placed it on the nightstand and carefully laid Belphie down on his side of the crib and tucked him in with a kiss.
“Alright, Beel’s asleep too, into bed ya go Beel, sweet dreams baby bro.” Mammon carefully laid the sunshine twin next to his other half and carefully tucked him in. Almost instantly, the two clung to each other and snuggled up together. The elder two began to walk out of the room as quietly as possible but were immediately halted by the sounds of whimpers from the crib.
“Oh no, poor little darlings! Oh it’s alright, Asmo is right here. Hush now sweet babies.” Asmo cooed softly as he once again took a seat in the rocking chair and began to rock the crib gently trying to ease the twin’s cries.
“I thought we had ‘em asleep!” Mammon groaned as Asmodeus shot him a glare.
“Shh! I’ll just sing to them like… like the old days…” a sad smile on his face as he continued rocking the crib. “I think I know the perfect lullaby! The little ones at the daycare center I work at love this one~!”
“Well ya best work yer magic ‘cause they’re gonna cry louder!” Mammon sighed as he leaned against the wall and watched his younger brother begin to sing.
“La la lu
La la lu
Oh my little star sweepers
I'll sweep the stardust for you.”
Asmo’s voice began to soothe the twins quickly as he continued his song, watching them carefully. He quietly took the pacifiers and gently encouraged them to take them in their sleep to which the twins did obediently.
“La la lu
La la lu
Little soft, fluffy sleeper
Here comes a pink cloud for you.”
Mammon walked forward and began to gently brush the twin’s tear streaked cheeks with a soft smile. The two were almost completely calmed but Asmo knew he had to continue the lullaby.
“La la lu
La la lu
Little wandering angel
Fold up your wings
Close your eyes
La la lu
La la lu
And may love be your keeper
La la lu
La la lu
La la lu~…”
Asmo finished his lullaby and reached into the crib to kiss the twins and stroke their soft faces with a gentle finger. “There now, little star sweepers.” He whispered quietly.
Mammon bent down himself and placed a kiss on their heads as well with a smile. “Dream on ya two, dream on.”
