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angela, 20, scorpio.

[angelamxx]

willy wonka and an oompa loompa

“yeah, gonna have to go with a hard pass. i saw someone on twitter compare trump to an oompa loompa and i just don’t think i could get get through a fuck with that in mind.”

[angelamxx]

wendy and carmen

“i’d love to hit that carmussy and idk wendy that well, but she’s cute — so yeah i’m down.”

[angelamxx]

the snapchat hot dog and the muffin man

“how could i say no? i love legends, i’d be greatly honored.”

[angelamxx]

the ghost from theatre 2 and pippa

“don’t know how you’d fuck a ghost but sure.”

[angelamxx]

☼ + pipgela

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation?

angela, but pippa would love it bc dogs bring in viewers (for obvious reasons)

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them?

pippa. angela’s used to it, i’d think the amount of times pippa’s forced her to either take or be in a thumbnail has taught her which angles to take pics of pippa from sdjhsjdhs

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy?

angela already does with the theatre 2 vlogs 

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them?

idk, probably angela? more bc she’d get to make fun of pippa for being scared or smth, but she’s one of those people that laugh during horror movies, so she’d pick them out either way. 

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them?

well . one of them is a youtuber and the other dropped out so 

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated?

pippa — sis would prob hit her up in the middle of the night or something with a new video idea

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do?

they both bad bihs i really don’t think either would cry, but angela would storm out

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows?

both. honestly they’d binge-watch shows together 

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky?

pippa playfully does it first but then angela does it in bed and pippa busts in her pants

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car?

pippa bc she wants a water fight for the vlog 

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays?

definitely pippa 

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other?

angela for sure. if you piss her off enough she’ll deadass pretend you never existed

who plays with the others’ hair more?

i think angela

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored?

probably angela. she gets touchy when she’s tired or buzzed and when you live in stone, those are the resting moods

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can?

i’d think pippa bc it’s a “cute youtube couple thing” or whatever

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up?

angela says stfu on a daily basis so pippa for sure

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up?

as a top and, according to the kink quiz, a 76% sadist, angela would

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one?

angela always forgets and whomstever is taller holds it bc neither of them would want their makeup to run

who demands showering first in the mornings?

i think pippa bc ang is a lazy ass bih has had too many hookups in dirty ass bars or broke down motels to care anymore shdsjhdjsh

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings?

angela bc “it saves time and your shower is nicer”

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

i really think they’d both prefer the roller coasters, but if i had to choose prob pippa to bring in the gamer community 

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond?

i’m gonna say pippa bc angela wouldn’t be the type to do this

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight?

angela 100% — miss pippa? a youtuber? would never 

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets?

angela to scare her 

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can .

i’m gonna say pippa

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

once again angela has to constantly tell pippa to shut the fuck up whenever she does something wildt in public

[angelamxx]

threesome: marley and indigo

“well, indi and i work out together sometimes, so i know that she’s got stamina. i don’t know marley that well but she’s hot and isn’t annoying. so yeah, why not?”

[worldscollide-gossip]

Send ☼ + a ship and i’ll...

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worldscollide-gossip :

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation 

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them 

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy 

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them 

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them 

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated 

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do 

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows 

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky 

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car 

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays 

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other 

who plays with the others’ hair more 

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can 

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up  

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one 

who demands showering first in the mornings 

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings 

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond 

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight 

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can .

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet 

[brittsmemes]

Suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no.

[angelamxx]

[prettylittleliarsxxxx]

7x10 “The DArkest Knight”      >  Sydney Driscoll

[kpfun]

[angelamxx]

dawsinz:

it’s the day after his house tour, the opportunity every youtuber takes to flex without it being obvious, and the remnants of the film are still scattered on the floor. of course, he could’ve just flexed his infinity pool and spa tub but he has an audience of thirteen year old children to cater to. he’s knee deep in balloons, popping as he stomps around the oversized house. losing his footing he falls backward, frying pan in hand as the entirety of six feet collapses upon the balloons. pop! pop! pop! he glances over at the female who’s now made her presence known in his house, a flush present on his face as a pancake from the frying pan lands atop his head. “well, hello.” he chuckles, as if he’s not sitting within an ocean of balloons topped with a pancake. “i’m cooking breakfast, for dinner. it’s what happens when you’re up until seven am editing videos.”

shaking her head, angela kicks the balloons out of her way as she attempts to make her way across the house. why anyone would subject themselves to this is beyond her. spending money on shit that’ll lose purpose the second they turn their cameras off? no thanks. rounding the kitchen counter to where the bar stools are, she picks up a balloon and lightly tips it at dawson. placing her hands down on the counter, she raises an eyebrow. “clearly, considering your ‘breakfast for dinner’ is sitting on your head,” angela quips, pulling out her phone. “i’m ordering pizza. it’d be a shame if this nice ass house burnt down because you didn’t know how to cook food. in the meantime, feel like giving a sneak peak of the diss track?”

[angelamxx]

angela quickly ducks into the first building she sees, taking her hair out of the ponytail it was in to wring out the water. all she’d wanted to do was go for a quick run and get some fresh air, but nope. no one can have nice things in stone harbor. giving the door one last glare and the finger ( not because she thinks her irritation was going to will the rain to stop, of course. she wasn’t an idiot. ), angela turns her attention to her surroundings and recognizes the place as ‘tie the knot.’ she then notices the employee on shift and, realizing that her dramatics were probably a bit too extra, winces. knowing herself, if someone had come into the reel and did all that while she was on shift, she would've likely cursed them out.  “sorry about all that,” she greets, giving them a tight smile. “mother nature decided to be a bitch and turn me into a wet poodle.”. / @lilvbishop

[angelamxx]

by the time the reminder she set for 4:45 PM on her phone goes off, angela is already booking her way out of the reel so fast you’d think the broken doors would’ve swung off its hinges. when she clocked in that morning, she overheard her boss talk about some high school kid coming in for their first ever shift. no way in hell was she gonna stick around for that. as angela starts her car and backs out from her parking spot, she briefly remembers that dawson’s place was nearby. they’ve hung out a couple of times in the past, and from what she’s gathered, there is no one who hates snake haul as much as dawson does — well, maybe besides pippa. she recalls hearing from the girl that they were currently working on a diss track against snake haul. always a lover of youtube and team 11 drama, angela decides to cruise her way down to his place. as she pulls up, she hears a huge crash coming from inside. quiet as a mouse, she quickly makes her way up to his door. on a whim, she places her hand on the handle and — yup, unlocked. “if troy or some fucking burglar is inside, i swear to god,” angela mutters to herself in annoyance. she counts to three in her head before pushing the door open, ready to rush in like the messy bih she is to tackle troy, and stops in her steps. her eyes land on dawson and she gives him a dry look, crossing her arms. “what the fuck are you doing?” / @dawsinz

[hwangsinb]

[angelamxx]

minsoo-kim:

minsoo always admired people that knew how to talk to strangers, or in public. whenever they had to interact with new people they always felt out of place. though minsoo supposed that angela had had a lot of training, since she was getting paid to talk to people. once again she went on a long talk about kids, hadn’t they dropped that already?, before giving them their total. “oh, it’s no problem,” they replied and handed her the money. “have you seen the movie?” they asked, mostly because there was no one after them in line and because they didn’t want to go into the theatre yet.

angela took the money and drummed her nails against the counter as she waited for the ticket to print out. you’d think it would be instant in the year of our lord 2017, but her boss was extremely cheap and refused to upgrade any equipment. “nope,” she replied easily. “don’t plan to either — the high school kids love seeing it, and they either never shut the fuck up or spend the whole time having sex.” it’s a bit of a blunt thing to say to a stranger, but she figured it couldn’t hurt to warm them, especially since they haven't annoyed her yet.

[angelamxx]

amthvsts:

pippa pauses, palm resting against the door of theatre two for a few seconds, making the most out of the last few frames she’s able to shoot in natural light. “ as my girl angie just said, we’re about to walk into a giant supernatural nut fest. before you start flagging this video as ghost porn, what i mean is that this ghost’s an asshole who gets off on throwing gum and mountain dew into people’s hair. the only nut you’ll find at the reel is on the back seats, where people think we can’t see them buttering their girlfriend’s popcorn and finding the center of their boyfriend’s tootsie roll, ” she grimaces, the fingers of her free hand drumming onto the ouija board angela’s carrying for extra emphasis. the palm of her hand finally presses against the door of theatre two, pushing it wide open. with the flick of a switch, the single lightbulb on the right side of the room lights up, before flickering on and off. while most are convinced its flickering is a sign that a ghost is well and truly present, pippa knows all too well that the only reason it won’t stay on, is because the owner of the reel refuses to buy new lightbulbs. putting down the blanket she’s brought to avoid catching one of the many diseases spread across theatre two’s floor, pippa sits and grabs the ouija board from angela’s hands. she places it between the both of them, letting her index finger rest on the planchette, before clearing her throat. “ hi, ghost of theatre two? can you take the century-old popcorn out of your ears for a second? it’s pippa and angela, and we have a couple questions for you. first of all, are you around right now? or are you jacking off in the krussy krab’s bathroom? ” she exclaims, her words lacking the usual ominous tone people take on when speaking to ghosts and demons in horror films. that’s overdone anyway. ghosts might be dead, but they’re not idiots. i mean, just last one week, the reel’s ghost spelled out ‘ suck my ectoplasmic nut ’ in gum on the wall of the third stall in the women’s bathroom. and the third word in that sentence is something no one in stone harbor’s high school would be able to even google how to spell in the first place.

the moment angela steps foot into theatre 2, she’s hit with the smell of something equivalent to rotten eggs and garbage dump sites. any normal person would have freaked out, probably related it to the presence of a ghost. however, when you work five days a week at a place with a boss cheaper than the tattooed machine gun snake haul has on his leg, you get used to stuff like this. after letting pippa do her little dramatics with the ouija board, angela puts it down on a seat and begins to wander around the aisles, pointing out all the cum stains along the way as she speaks. “you’d think she’s exaggerating, but she’s not. our shitfest of a town is filled with nothing but dead, drunk clowns and horny druggies — not a read, by the way — and for some reason, the reel is a hookup hotspot in this town. whether it’s the darkness or the threat of danger that gets them off, who the fuck knows?” rolling her eyes at that last point, she makes her way back to pippa and drops down onto the blanket, putting her hands on the planchette. angela watches with an unimpressed face as the ghost moves to ‘yes,’ then proceeds to spell out ‘ ur gonna regret this. ‘ angela’s eyes flicker up at pippa with an incredulous look. “ oh c’mon, ghost,” she drawls, faking a yawn, “we’re gonna regret this? what kind of middle school white boy threat was that? and by the way, is that a ‘yes’ to being here or to jacking off a krussy? no shaming, of course, as someone who’s also been dicked down there.” it probably shouldn’t be smart to provoke a ghost, but angela’s pretty sure pippa’s the one pushing the planchette around anyways, so she could really care less. it wouldn’t be the first time the other girl has faked a video — hell, she’s helped her fake videos before. besides, the 12-year-olds on youtube are too busy popping their cherries to team 11 drama to notice anything being staged. she can’t blame them, though. after all, as a scorpio, she loves chaos.