“what the frick is up frisky kitties?! it’s ya boy dawson here, back at it with another video. today, as promised, we are going to do a tour of my new house. now i know what most of you are thinking, dawson, we don’t care where you live, we want the snake haul diss track. i know, i promise it’ll be out in a couple of days. my guy kyle is editing it right now and i promise it’ll be worth the wait. pippa and i worked really hard on this tack, i’m talking blood, sweat, tears, mostly tears but that’s besides the point. anyways, enough chit chat let’s get on with the tour.
alrighty, so first and foremost we have the living room. i don’t actually live in here, to be honest i don’t even know why they call it that. it’s got some couches, you know, ikea hooked a bih up and delivered it same day. shoutout to ikea, might be sponsored but that doesn’t matter, is there anywhere else to dec your crib? anyways, ikea pulled though and furnished every inch of this place, if you wanna find any of the items in this room the links will be listed below, use the promo code feelingfrisky96 to save 20% on your entire order. alright, so now that that’s out of the way, let’s move on to the kitchen.
so this is the room where i cook, you know when chipotle’s closed or post mates is taking too long. the cupboards are kind of empty, i’ve yet to do any shopping. in the fridge, well yeah there’s a bottle of um..sparkling grape juice and a leftover chipotle bowl from last night. mmm, yeah, just as good as last night. i might have to end the vlog right here to finish it, i’m kidding. alright, so here’s the microwave, not to be confused with the iphone seven charger. i tried that cordless charging method, screw you darklord67 on twitter, i nearly blew up my entire apartment building, but that’s another video, stay tuned next week to find out how i almost killed my neighbor. anyways, yeah, the microwave is about the only appliance i trust myself to use, so yeah, i don’t think any of us know how to use a stove - myself included, so let’s move to the backyard.
this is probably my favorite part of the house, just check out that pool. i mean it’s callled an infinity pool but it’s gotta end somewhere, right? how about this, five million likes on this video and i’ll find out where that pool ends. i’m kidding, maybe. anyways, next to the pool there’s this nice jacuzzi. it’s nice for cracking open a case of capri sun with the boys ya feel? just like two bros, sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart. it’s nice, but yeah, that’s basically the backyard so let’s go back inside.
okay, now this is where the magic happens. see that? i just clapped my hands and the lights shut off, cool, i know. it was kind of the selling point of this house. i mean there’s not much to this bedroom, i kinda just sleep here and watch netflix when i’m not in the theatre rooms, which brings me here. check. it. out. the surround system is sick, the reel is shook. and the best part, the seats have a built in massage system. i know, dope. but that’s not even the best part. behind us here we have a, uh, vertical gymnastic bar. yeah, like it’s great for you know, tricks.
but yeah, uh, i think that’s enough just following me around my house, you know it’s kinda boring content and all but -- wait, what’s that sound? omg there’s balloons falling from the ceiling. holy shit it is raining balloons guys!! omg!! the weather man didn’t say anything about this, so many balloons!”
he slowly lowered himself to his knees, allowing to balloons to cover his head. there was roughly a three foot layer of balloons coating his floor as he remained under for approximately a minute before emerging with a dramatic gasp of air.
“just kididng, i’m still here. anyways, thank you so much for tuning in this week, you know it a lot to me. i hope you like this video, if you did be sure to smash that subscribe button and give it a big thumbs up, you know it means the world to me. this week’s frisky kitty goes out to danielle. i love you danielle and thank you for all of your support, i’ll slide into your dms later tonight to get your information for your free merch. anyways, thank you all again and remember-- stay frisky. bye!”
