Scaramouche headcannons:
Author's note: There are NSFW headcannons at the bottom, so minors please click off! This is my first post so I hope you enjoy ♡
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SFW Headcanons:
- He keeps a hidden collection of small, handmade trinkets (origami cranes, tiny wooden dolls, pressed flowers). He’d rather die than let anyone see them (except for you).
- Sleep is difficult for him. As a puppet he doesn’t strictly need it, but he still lies down out of habit. He often ends up staring at the stars and muttering Inazuman poetry to himself.
- He has an absurdly high tolerance for bitter tastes (strong tea, black coffee, dark chocolate, etc, etc) but hates overly sweet things thanks to Ei. Occasionally he does induldge in sweets with you but subtly spit it out afterwards.
- He talks to himself constantly when alone, also cursing or complaining in Inazuman. Sometimes he catches himself and calls himself an idiot out loud with flushed cheeks.
- He is touch-starved but pretends he isn’t. If something brushes against him unexpectedly he flinches hard before covering it with arrogance. If its you... he might tolerate it.
- He writes and reads poetry in a hidden notebook and burns the pages when he thinks they’re too vulnerable.
- Extreme tsundere. He will call you an idiot, a mortal fool, or “annoying” while doing incredibly thoughtful things like remembering your favorite foods or quietly disciplining (killing) anyone who disrespects you.
- Jealousy issues. He tries to hide it behind sarcasm (“Go ahead, waste your time with them”), but the electricity around him and how he gets visibly agitated and he’ll later drag you away with a scowl. You are later taught a lesson though (wink wink).
- Once he’s attached, he’s fiercely loyal. Like fearfully so. He has very few people, so when he decides you’re his, he’s all in - even if he expresses it in the most weird, subtle ways possible.
- Loves forehead kisses and having his hair played with, but will threaten murder if you mention how much he melts for it. He’ll curl into you when he thinks you’re asleep and listen to your heartbeat and soft breathing.
-Ocassionaly mimics the breathing patterns, blinks, or sighs from his subordinates or you to feel more human. If someone were to comment on it, they would never see the light of day again.
- Teaches you how to fight “because you’re hopeless otherwise,” but it’s really just an excuse to spend more time with you and make sure you can protect yourself.
-If you can already fight then he occasionally spars you. He never goes all out of course. He's afraid of hurting you and bruising your beautiful self.
- Slow to say “I love you.” He might say it first in Inazuman or during a near-death situation, then immediately get embarrassed and tell you to forget it.
- Secretly enjoys domestic things like cooking together (he’s surprisingly competent) or reading in silence beside you, even if he complains the whole time.
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NSFW Headcanons:
- As a puppet he has full control over his body and can modify sensations. He sometimes experiments with different intensities of pleasure out of curiosity and self-loathing.
- Masturbation is very rare and usually quick and frustrated-more about stress relief than enjoyment. He rarely lets himself indulge in slow, sensual sessions unless he’s in a particularly vulnerable mood.
- He has sensitive spots along the synthetic parts on his body (inner wrists, lower back, behind the knees) that he discovered accidentally and gets angry at himself for reacting to.
- Occasionally edges himself while thinking about things (or you) he refuses to admit he wants, then gets annoyed when he finishes.
- Power play and brat taming dynamics are common. He’ll act dominant and condescending at first (“On your knees, mortal”), but melts hard if you flip the script and take control. The first time you make him genuinely submit he’ll be shocked and secretly addicted.
- Very vocal-lots of biting sarcasm, degrading dirty talk, and breathy insults that slowly turn into whimpers and pleas the closer he gets.
- His body can be adjusted. He can make himself warmer or cooler, change sensitivity levels, or even create very light electro tingling if you’re both into it. He gets flustered if you ask him to customize sensations for you.
- Loves marking you. Bites, hickeys, and handprints are all fair game. He’ll trace them possessively afterward. If you mark him,
- Surprisingly needy aftercare. Once the tsundere walls drop post-orgasm he wants to be held, hair stroked, and praised. He’ll deny it the next day but still seek it out.
- Enjoys slow, intimate sessions just as much as rough ones. On quiet nights he prefers face-to-face, eye contact, and deep connection while he whispers filthy words against your skin.
- Has a thing for being overstimulated. Because he’s a puppet he can keep going longer than a human, and if you push him past his usual arrogant control he becomes a trembling, cursing, beautifully broken mess.
- Favorite positions usually involve him being able to see your face or having you ride him so he can grip your hips and look up at you with that mix of defiance and adoration.
-Scaramouche who truly does love you but he doesnt know how to express it. Please be patient with him and cherish him so he does the same to you.