Hi I'm Annoying

love yourself if you can, blame everyone else if you can’t

[spybook]

[foosili]

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

[leninatepussyfromtheback]

I wish my bf wasn’t on his period so he could choke fuck me till i blacked out

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[teathattast]

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

[smollesbianandreadytocry]

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

[anonymoustypewriter]

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

[xmenlesbians]

Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see. 

[xmenlesbians]

Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN

[wanghedi]

This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard

[chongoblog]

If one of my tweets ever becomes viral I want it to be this one

[chongoblog]

I meant on twitter but I wont look the gift horse in the notes

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[envyavenue]

Glass Box Home

[orbitmad-6-deactivated20180731]

I’m sorry if my overthinking makes me hard to love

[mahkoons]

i wanna be wrapped up in blankets with someone that cares about me

[wildestlovers]

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

Close your eyes and listen

[g00d-vibes-g00d-times]

I wish this video was 6 hours long

[motherofsquids]

this is literally my favorite video ive ever seen on tumblr

[kerstin1864]

…it’s hypnotic…

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

ALSO- I’m glad this is my second most successful tumblr post. A little background about this video: I took it the day there was the nuclear missile threat while I was on Oahu. That morning, I thought it was my last day on earth and I was about to meet my impending death by nuclear missile. After the island was notified that the alert was actually false (mind you it also took them THIRTY-EIGHT minutes to tell us it was fake) my friends and I drove to Costco, bought a bunch of snacks and fruits, and spent the entire day at this beach. We didn’t talk much, as the concept of life and death was all across our minds. I swam in the water during the sunset, and had just gotten out to record the last light rays that remained. This video reminds me how precious life is and how I will always remember that feeling

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

[waerlogas-deactivated20130527]

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

[gaysuggestion]

make it gayer

[luxgalador]

so i have a cat now

[wilwheaton]

A STREETCAT NAMED DESIRE, CARL.