Cactus God

BOW BEFORE YOUR CACTUS GOD, YOU LITTLE SHITS.

[anothersliceofcheesecake]

[sidekid]

I’M CRYNIG IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKIGN VIDEO BEFORE I PITY YOUR EXISTANCE

[angrycactusanon-blog]

I am really very tired

u can all kill cactus god in the morning I guess

night

[angrycactusanon-blog]

ooc; Just for the record, you are my favorite anon to ever create utter chaos. You win all the awards.

heh.

heh.

heh.

i'm keeping this account, so i can crack more, but maybe this time my dear cactus god takes another form.

[angrycactusanon-blog]

[Regretting everything he’s ever done, and actually just wondering: why the hell is there a god for cacti in the first place? And if he’s thinking out loud, it’ll just be another thing he regrets doing.]

[fearcausessometolive-blog]

“Aw, regret. That’s cute.” She muse, grinning dangerously as she found his hiding place. “Should have thought this through a little more. Demons. Hunters. Not your best choice of targets.”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

OH. CRAP. I WAS THINKING OUT LOUD. [Maybe he jinxed that when he thought it. Who knows? All he knows is that he's got a pissed off hunter standing right in front of him.] YEAH. I KIND OF SEE THAT NOW. IN HINDSIGHT, NOT MY GREATEST IDEA.

[alastairtookdean]

CACTI GOD

[angrycactusanon-blog]

UH… ISN’T THAT KIND OF AN OVERREACTION? I MEAN, SURE, YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO GET PISSED BUT… HELL? I THINK THAT’S A BIT WORSE THAN TURNING YOU INTO A CACTUS AND HURTING YOU A LITTLE.

[He stays where he is now, knowing that it’s pretty useless to keep backing away, wondering to himself why he didn’t just stick with humans. All they could do is shoot him or kill him or something. However you kill a god, anyway.]

[alastairtookdean]

Alastair’s eyes twitched and his jaw clenched. “Hurting me a little?” He raised an eyebrow. “Overreacting? So saying you are a ruthless cactus god is not over use of power?” He smirked. “Do you even know who I am little Cactus?”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

I KIND OF AM A RUTHLESS CACTUS GOD THOUGH. SPEAKING THE TRUTH HERE.

[He thinks for a few moments before answering.]

NO. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT DEMONS. OR WHICH ONES THERE ARE.

[fearcausessometolive-blog]

“Okay, where has this ‘Cactus god’ gone to hide?”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

[He says nothing. For he is hiding.]

[fearcausessometolive-blog]

“Come out, come out, wherever you are! It’s my turn to have a little fun, spiney.” Lela walked gingerly as she searched for the cactus.

[angrycactusanon-blog]

[Regretting everything he's ever done, and actually just wondering: why the hell is there a god for cacti in the first place? And if he's thinking out loud, it'll just be another thing he regrets doing.]

[alastairtookdean]

CACTI GOD

[angrycactusanon-blog]

NO. IT’S NOT, IS IT?

[He’s pretty sure he can’t laugh, but if he could, he’d do so. Nervously. He takes another step back and fiddles with his fingerneedles.]

AND I’M GUESSING IT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU JUST FORGIVE AND FORGET.

[alastairtookdean]

“Nope…” Alastair chuckled and then his face ran expressionless. He took a step closer to the cactus and growled. He lifted Dean’s shirt and revealed the chunk that was ripped out his side. “Oh yeah no we’ll forget that…” He healed it and tilted his head to the side. “I told you when I’m human your ass is mine… And now we are taking a trip to hell…”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

UH... ISN'T THAT KIND OF AN OVERREACTION? I MEAN, SURE, YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO GET PISSED BUT... HELL? I THINK THAT'S A BIT WORSE THAN TURNING YOU INTO A CACTUS AND HURTING YOU A LITTLE.

[He stays where he is now, knowing that it's pretty useless to keep backing away, wondering to himself why he didn't just stick with humans. All they could do is shoot him or kill him or something. However you kill a god, anyway.]

[fearcausessometolive-blog]

“Okay, where has this ‘Cactus god’ gone to hide?”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

[He says nothing. For he is hiding.]

[angrycactusanon-blog]

(mun has decided

ALL THE CACTUS M!AS ARE LIFTED.

idk if I’ll ever reveal who I am you’ll probably murder me and my muse but

yeah.)

[aphnxrising]

((damnit I was enjoying being mcpedro))

[angrycactusanon-blog]

(...you can continue. if you wish.)

[alastairtookdean]

CACTI GOD

[angrycactusanon-blog]

OH. UM.

HI THERE.

[He takes a step backwards.]

[alastairtookdean]

He rolled his shoulders and his head all the bones cracking back into place. He leaned down to the cactus. “Well hi there.. Not so great being on the short end of the stick…”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

NO. IT'S NOT, IS IT?

[He's pretty sure he can't laugh, but if he could, he'd do so. Nervously. He takes another step back and fiddles with his fingerneedles.]

AND I'M GUESSING IT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU JUST FORGIVE AND FORGET.

[thesoulfullhunter]

And i swear in that moment we were all cactus.

[angrycactusanon-blog]

CAC

TI.

CACTI.

[janetmelodypondsong-archive-blog]

“So the cactus M!A is lifted….guess who’s a pissed off Time Lady because of the whole thing?”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

UM. NOT YOU?

[janetmelodypondsong-archive-blog]

“Think again.”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

...OH. CAN YOU AT LEAST NOT BE PISSED OFF AT ME?

[janetmelodypondsong-archive-blog]

“So the cactus M!A is lifted….guess who’s a pissed off Time Lady because of the whole thing?”

[angrycactusanon-blog]

UM. NOT YOU?

[angrycactusanon-blog]

Thank you. You were a worthy opponent. I will say no more on the matter. Goodbye.

FUCK OFF.

[He mutters.] I can still hear the fucking yodelling..

[angrycactusanon-blog]

If you're done with us, change us back

I JUST DID.

ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE A DEMON CHASING ME AND I REALLY CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH ANYTHING ELSE AT THE MOMENT.

[angrycactusanon-blog]

(mun has decided

ALL THE CACTUS M!AS ARE LIFTED.

idk if I'll ever reveal who I am you'll probably murder me and my muse but

yeah.)

[alastairtookdean]

CACTI GOD

[angrycactusanon-blog]

[He chases after the cactus, fingerneedles growing longer and sharper]

I WILL FUCKING END YOU.

[alastairtookdean]

“You wish mother effer…” Keeps rolling, trips and falls and turns into a human. “Oh would you look at that…” Stands up.

[angrycactusanon-blog]

OH. UM.

HI THERE.

[He takes a step backwards.]