[angrycheeto]

reply quietly because we’re sleeping.  i’m luke and this is the love of my life, petunia.  if you don’t know what i do for a living, i wake up and malfunction and call it a day.  basically that’s it   we can chat @ fightsxdirty

[angrycheeto]

not saying what i didn’t know but i still think they left a word out

[angrycheeto]

you ever read some instructions and have to look up a word or two?

[angrycheeto]

the urge to sing the lion sleeps tonight is just a whim away.

i lied.  i’m posting another

[angrycheeto]

the police knocked on my door to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on his bike. i just shut the door. my dog doesn't even have a bike.

the image in my head makes this my fave

[angrycheeto]

my wife asked if i had seen the dog bowl. i said i never knew he did. :/

only posting two of these but

[angrycheeto]

i think i’ve read every corny joke on the internet 

[fuckboymitherz]

Romantic slaps on the ass.

[lelelelelelelelelelel-deactivat]

You’re the only one who is in my mind

[angrycheeto]

how are we doing tonight?

[najd-social-club]

Already thinking about tomorrows coffee

[angrycheeto]

these people having whole conversations in the doorway with the front door wide open  i cannot

[anxietyproblem]

[nhlh-95]

[najd-social-club]

Can’t believe i gotta heal myself from the issues i didn’t even give myself

[nickelbackonvinyl]

my name is calum and i play bass in the australian rock band 5 seconds of summer. i hate to brag, but i’m also the top contributor to the swear jar. i’m on chats @ lilachazed

[angrycheeto]

i cleaned and washed clothes   who am i?