Angry Pizza Gal

Your daily dose of angry pizza-related posts.

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"Thank you for coming out in the rain on Valentines Day to bring me my pizza!" *hands over exact change*

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Hope y'all survived Superbowl tonight. Fuck football.

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First delivery of the year: run a red light and forget a bag at the store. Happy fucking new year.

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Fan submission:

"Don't tip me $2 and say merry Christmas. A $2 tip is my food for a day. Not your half-assed attempt at Christmas spirit."

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Delivery remarks: "Christmas lights in windows."

“Narrows it down”

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Fan submission:

"I can't find your apartment if your wreath covers your FUCKING NUMBERS"

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Don't order pizza today. Nobody's open. You should've ordered yesterday. Happy turkey day!

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“Did you dress up as anything fun for Halloween?”

“Yeah I was dressed as a pizza delivery driver.”

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Even the Speed Demon is slowing down tonight. Be very careful out there tonight, my delivery drivers!

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Second busiest night of the year, everyone. Some of us are gonna feel stupid for coming into work today lol.

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So today I was taking a customer's order over the phone, and in the middle of the order, I hear another phone ring in the background, and she just ANSWERS THE OTHER PHONE AND STARTS TALKING TO THEM LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE!! No "Oh, hold on please" or "Let me get this real quick" or anything. Just stops talking to me and carries on a different conversation.

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One time somebody called the store very upset, claiming one of my drivers was selling “marijuana cigarettes” and demanded to know if we put cocaine on our pizzas. First of all, I can already tell you’re white, dude. No need to make yourself sound more white. Like, I would’ve accepted “weed,” “pot,” “joint,” “blunt,” even just “marijuana.” But “marijuana cigarettes”?? C'mon. Second, it took everything in me not to come back with, “Yessir, our motto is better ingredients, better pizza. So I guarantee you our cocaine is 100% pure and straight from Columbia!”

Take your prank calls elsewhere.

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Famous people who have ordered from our store: > Morgan Freeman > Rusty Shackleford

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Them: "I'm gonna call corporate and file a COMPLAINT!!"

Me: *gasps sarcastically*

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Bruh.

Don't come at me with, "But you're only X miles away...you're not that far...why don't you deliver to me?" I mean, theoretically, with that logic, you can also get off your lazy ass and come pick up your damn pizza as well. 😒😒

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The best drivers get the most complaints. Just saying. Nobody calls the store to complain that their delivery driver drove safely and did NOT cut off anyone on the road. 😒😒😒

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"We could've made that light...if you weren't a LITTLE BITCH!!!" - me stuck behind a slow driver