Jun 3, 2017
I 👏 DON'T 👏 HAVE 👏 CHANGE 👏 FOR 👏 $100 👏 BILL 👏
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I 👏 DON'T 👏 HAVE 👏 CHANGE 👏 FOR 👏 $100 👏 BILL 👏
*phone rings late at night* Me: "Thanks for calling [pizza place], I'm sorry but we are closed for the night." Them: "Um no are y'all still delivering??" Me: "....no, ma'am, we're closed." Them: "Oh....so like you're not making anymore pizzas??" Me: "No. We're CLOSED." Them: "Then why did you answer the phone??" *click* 😠😠😠😠😠😠
When the customer says they're paying with card over the phone and spends the next five minutes searching for their card. Like bitch you knew this was coming. Get it together.
When you get stuck behind a "safe driver" and you just wanna swerve around them and speed up like yo I got pizzas to deliver and bills to pay.
Customer on phone: "Can I get some extra peppers on the side, please?" Me: "Sure! You can get 4 peppers per order. How many would you like?" C: "Um like a lot LOL!!!" Me: "...how many would you like...?" C: "IDK LIKE A LOT!" Me: "A LOT IS NOT A NUMBER."
When you work the oven for 5 hours during dinner and just go sit in the walk-in for 10 minutes.
When you'd rather burn your hands than fuck up food cost.
Getting tired of people asking about spinach on our pizzas... WHO PUTS SPINACH ON PIZZA? BECAUSE Y'ALL NEED TO STOP. NOBODY PUTS SPINACH ON PIZZA BECAUSE THAT'S GROSS AND SPINACH DOESN'T BELONG ON PIZZA. STAHP.