Shh they dont know who I am.......................

Psychoanalyzing Alejandro, and maybe just a dash of projection.

[angstjandro]

INTRO POST!!

Aloha! This blog is pretty self explanatory by the bio and user itself, but just in case!!

This is a blog about Alejandro Angst! The best type!

Most of the posts will be about Alejandro, but sometimes, other characters will be posted— honestly just anyone a teenagers woes can be projected onto.

Please be wary while scrolling through these blogs as some posts will include SH, Su/c/de, Depression, etc.

I do have a sideblog called Fluffjandro, which is the complete opposite of this blog, so if you fancy cozy and cute headcanons, head on over there!

I WILL delete this account the moment I turn 18 and re-read the amount of teenage angst I unleashed on this blog.

There's not much else to add since this is practically also a sideblog. So Adios!

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Alejandro was born the youngest out of 3 boys, being the youngest in such a high profile family, it left him with no room to improve, nothing that he could do to impress his parents that his brothers didn't already achieve.

"But no room for improvement means he's already perfect" No, no room for improvement meant that he should already be perfect, his brothers set such high expectations for their parents that any mistake from the tiniest smear could cause major disappointment.

It made all his achievements feel empty and pointless, because what good was his first place award to José's thousand other first place awards, what good was his win when Carlos wins all the time.

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Carlos doesn't think it's fair because Alejandro attended his graduation, but he'll never get to attend Alejandro's

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I think it's pretty obvious my submissions are NOT being posted 💀 I feel like it'll trigger some one

It's okay I fixed it with the content label buddy

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José got pretty mad when Alejandro got to have antipsychotics and José didn't even though José literally has psychosis

Clinically psychotic

he probably tried to kill Al a couple times

just because he was mad

No no you can't do this to me don't do this to me stop doing this to me

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boom here's my warning sh

Okay so what if Alejandro was in a couple accidents in Total Drama

Iike most of those scars aren't even from the accident

burns scars and ...stripe...long...line scars (what are they called) aren't even the same

If it's implying what I think it's implying I'm in a ditch

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this is NOT related to druglejandro I swear

This is like

Religious stuff

Watch out for the suicide mention btw

he probably at one point asked God to strike him then and there since earth is not cool and in heaven there is no such thing as "you are not perfect and you need to either change or die" and if Al commits suicide then everyone is going to figure it out and they'll hate him from the grave and up above and tell him no matter what he does he didn't deserve both

But God is cool and so He doesn't strike him down

God kinda just ignores him at this point. since he's been asking for like the past 20 years

sorry Al these prayers are not being answered

AW NO ☹️ MY HEART☹️☹️💔 JANDRO NO☹️

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can I return to this blog

https://www.tumblr.com/angstjandro/781929070968668160/i-can-see-it-in-my-eyes-4-year-old-jos%C3%A9-wanting?source=share

y'know this kinda foreshadows Alejandro's later addiction to overdosing and drugs to tryna stay healthy with the pills that keep him healthy all the time

Yes you may return!!

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Fun fact:since my interpetations of tdi characters are in the same universe as all of my ocs(and my depictions of any characters from fandoms im in lol)my universe has demons and angels and other cool stuff so tylers half human and half angel(and half phantom because of anti tyler) and alejandro is half human half demon(incubus specifically) and half esper. Ik that the trope of an angel and a demon being starcrossed lovers is a cheesy trope but who cares? Its frowned upon when an angel dates a demon and its also frowned upon when a gacha and a phantom are dating. Also alejandro kinda tries to turn into an angel so them and tylers relationship can be accepted. he tries to shapeshift it doesnt work he tried to disguise himself also doesnt work. i hated writing this bc im so used to making aletyler fluff rather than angst but whatever blehhhhhh

"All i really wanna be your devil nobody..."

Kinda inspired by the song devil nobody bc i fucking love stomach book her music is so peak

Im highly convinced that after you read this youre probs gonna be like "ho did you just stab me"

Oh no worries buddy I've done worse to them (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)

I'll make it a point to listen to Stomach Book, and from the looks of the cover, I like it already!!

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Oh I've never posted this

Anyway shoutout to Egtot he has a cool blog

[fluffjandro]

I can see it in my eyes

4 year old José wanting to share since apparently sharing is caring in this society and so he gives 1 year old Alejandro a blunt antipsychotics Vitamins,

José was wondering why Alejandro was coughing like crazy

turns out Alejandro couldn't get the darn pill down his throat

y'know this probably isn't fluff

Hey wait a minute, this is breaching my terms and services!!!

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I think this fits better here

How the fuck did a 4 year old get his hands on that

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WARNING:MENTIONS OF SU1C1D3 AND S3LF H4RM,DEPRESSION,USE OF DR*GS,AND P4TR1C1D3/MURDER. IF YOURE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ANY OF THESE TOPICS PLS CLICK AWAY

Why am I always traumatizing the burromuerto bros liek fym al had a past life and felt like he was useless due to all of the discrimination he had and in his current life his feeling of being useless became a million times worse and thought that sewer slide was the option but he considered it but never actually did it he thought that the world wouldve been 100 times better without her and when hes depressed he transforms into what he looked like in his past life(bc in my AU bro is half human half incubus and half esper and espers can shapeshift but sometimes she cant rlly control his shapeshifting powers),Carlos retired bc his mental health was sh1t but it slowly started deteriorating even more and sn0rted 13 lines of cr4ck and took many dr*gs and literally wanted to d1e and he had severe depression(inspired by this song: https://youtu.be/qrxv0JNVtgY?si=OMRniGPfWbI1BJkP) so he went on top of a building and he saw T H E H A N D S and fell off and he had to be in the hospital because of it and hoesay realized how much of a sh1tty person senior is and hates when he acts like him, a b4st4rd thats angry 24/7 and is an absolute d1ck. But still loved his father but hated that fact so he tried to pretend to love him and when he turned 16 he backstabbed him by k1lling him with a knife. but that made things even worse he is now only known for committing patricide and thats it. And he hates the fact that he used to be an annoying daddy’s boy when he was a kid and is now aware. When someone compares him to his father he immediately freezes and wonders why he is so similar to hoesay senior. And even thought that he might be a clone of his father. “So do I look like HIM???”(btw concept of hoesay being VERY similar to his father was inspired by the song Like Him by Tyler The Creator:3)

yea basically theyre all traumatized children that DESPERATELY need therapy

yo bro guess who i am!!!!!!!

Okay im back from my depressive episode I say after my psychotic episode last night

Anyway, I'm guessing that this is... Headband, I would know because this is more colorful than most asks. I really love your headcanons and made up lore buddy

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"I love you"

"I don't love you"

"you do love me"

"no I don't"

"yes you do"

"no I don't"

"yes you do"

"no I don't"

"yes you do"

"no I don't"

"yes you do"

"no I don't"

"yes you do"

"stop pretending and accept the fact that I don't love you"

"but I want you to"

"I don't want to"

"but I want you to"

"I don't like horrible people that take pleasure in other people's suffering"

"but I hate everything but you"

"I hate nobody but you"

I'm sorry i didn't see this

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paranoia + Alejandro= paranoiaAlejandro

uh

anyways

I'm pretty sure Alejandro deals with a bunch of paranoia

Maybe someone might counter manipulate him one day and try themselves to ruin him again

maybe all his friends or lack of are all actually trying to gain the various weaknesses he has and then crush him down the ground

What if Heather only loves him for the funds of it and eventually will throw him in the snow when shes done

What if Owen was only acting nice to eventually expose Alejandro for not being polite and handsome but being a horrid narcissistic sicko

he can't have nice things anymore

not that we should give him any

Battles your Alejandro with my Alejandro

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can someone tell Alejandro there's a difference between controlling the minds of people and knowing the minds of people

this was random and no I don't feel like elaborating

I'm sorry I've been vomiting all day

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Alejandro doesn't understand why Tyler still continues to be his friend even after getting manipulated and used multiple times, and it makes Alejandro sick to his stomach that someone would be so willing to be his friend even if they had to go through all of that.

then they fall in love and- *gets shot*

My heart is dead

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oh shit i forgot to post this image(its meant to be the thing in al's lore where he had a past life of a stupid creature that kinda looks like punpun except for the beak + carlos ig since he was also part of her past life)

btw fun fact: when Past Life!Alejandro got seperated and revived, Current life!Al got super annoyed by the fact that Past Life was sad 24/7 and did nothing but bitch and moan abt how miserable he is to the point he killed him via strangling him even tho past life doesnt even have a neck(uhhhh does this count as suicide or something???)

Is there more to this au

I wanna hear it