Angstvoll

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[angstvoll]

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

[constantcogdis-deactivated20180]

Ever since I left the city,

[sugarsculls]

[li0nhat-deactivated20130428]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[latenightalaska]

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

[cousinnick]

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[antoniporowski]

JOHN WITH THE TEA

[cheripi-moving-deactivated20181]

Hey atlanta airport do you take constructive criticism

[lysergideicide]

Atlanta pilots make do.

[psshaw]

[jcw0rld95]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[twitterlols]

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[unfollovving]

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

[clevelandslair]

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

List of ketamine related deaths at Bernie Sanders rallies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

[blackmodel]

scientists everywhere are gagged

[darklingreaper666-deactivated20]

Are… are you joking? Please tell me she’s joking…

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

no???? this is all 100% fact

[pietriarchy]

EA apparently removed the refund button for star wars battlefront II because too many people are cancelling their orders