[cheaphalloweencostume]

this world is so fucked

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[pietriarchy]

It seems like you finally escaped the Tumblr mines, proud of you sis!

mother i long for coal

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[akumeoy]

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your oyle soppys

[otherside-picnic]

they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

[thetomska]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[zoi-no-miko]

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

[natequarter]

ONE MILLION SPIDERS ACHIEVED

[kukuro-cheli]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[doggirl-girlcock]

Only 5 years on T and look at him now

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[bakwaaas]

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[block-of-bulborb]

stepdad took my bottle o’ enchanting

[grecoromanyaoi]

citationless behavior

[grecoromanyaoi]

sourceless behavior

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho-deactivated20170609]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy-archive-blog]

this is a carwash for people

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[hollisofficial]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.