Can u believe I'd die for Sebastian Morgenstern???
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Can u believe I'd die for Sebastian Morgenstern???
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Epic TMI Question List:
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
79. Answer any question that you are asked
Reblog and see what numbers your followers send you!:
Let’s play Tetris (NSFW Edition)! For each block my muse gets, they have to reveal one of the following:
▙ a secret thought they’ve had about your muse
▟ one of their kinks
▛ would they top or bottom for your muse
▜ where they would kiss your muse right now
▄ would they have a one night stand with your muse
▐ would they date your muse if asked
a plot where the muses are best friends with obvious sexual tension but they’ve never done anything about it until one night they’re watching movies together like they always do and their hands accidentally touch and muse a just so happens to notice that it makes muse b blush and of course they start being cocky and teasing muse b endlessly like “really THAT’S enough to make you blush wow” and then it becomes a personal goal of muse a’s to see what else makes muse b blush and so muse a puts a hand on muse b’s leg like “does this make you blush” and muse b keeps ignoring them so it gradually gets worse and muse a starts kissing their neck and maybe even slips a hand between muse b’s thighs like “what about this” and it’s just ! lots of tension and teasing and :~)
Kink/nsfw related sentence starters
arpmemething2:
“You can stay, but your clothes must go.”
“Please, use the ball gag.”
“Spread your cheeks.”
“Take your clothes off.”
“I wouldn’t misbehave half as much if I didn’t like the punishment.”
“Let me blindfold you.”
“Is that all your mouth is good for?”
“Do you like when I touch you there?”
“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”
“I liked that sound you made. I’ll have to make you make that sound again.”
“That’s sexy.”
“How do you feel about hot wax?”
“It’s just an ice cube.”
“Which dildo would you prefer?”
“Want to try a new position?”
“I want you to lick the cum off the floor.”
“Call me mommy/daddy.”
“I’m going to spank you.”
“You are so cute all tied up like that.”
“Beg me to let you cum.”
“I’m your master/mistress and will be addressed as such.”
“Dominate me.”
“I’d rather dom.”
“I like your ass.”
“Pull my hair.”
“Please, have me.”
“Is that a challenge?”
“Harder!”
“I hope your nipples aren’t too sore.”
“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”
“I want you to count as I spank you.”
“I want you to cum in my face.”
“How about I give you a massage?”
“Oh fuck yes!”
“I want you to bend over the bed.”
“Please, not the nipple clamps!”
“You’ve been good, so I’m going to let you cum.”
“Bend over”
“Which vibrator would you prefer?”
“Use your mouth.”
“Get on your knees.”
“How about some whipped cream?”
“I love it when you moan like that.”
“Rougher!”
“Public sex turns me on.”
“Fuck me.”
“Play with my pussy.”
“I want you to ride me.”
“I’ve been naughty.”
“You’ve been naughty.”
“Spank me.”
“I love it when you play with my nipples.”
“Please, tie me up and have your way with me.”
“I’d rather sub”
“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”
“I know how to make you relax.”
“I want you to tie me up and blindfold me so I don’t know what’s coming while you use me.”
“We are going to watch a porn together for ideas.”
“I’m gonna tie you up and have my way with you.”
“I want you to beg.”
“It’s really not that kinky.”
“That’s kind of kinky.”
“Put your ass in the air.”
“I’ve been waiting here on the bed naked for a while now.”
“Just sit back and let me give you a show.”
“Why don’t we count the hickeys?”
“Submit to me.”
“I don’t care if people are around or not, take off your clothes.”
“I’m going to record this so we can watch it together later.”
“I’m going to go get the nipple clamps.”
“Yes Mistress.”
“If you wouldn’t make so many noises when I pull your hair, I wouldn’t have to do this”
I want you to go down on me
Fuck me harder!
I’m gonna cum!
“Bite me!”
“Do you like when I play with your nipples like this?”
“Spread your legs.”
“I’m gonna ride you.”
“I love this collar.”
“Play with my cock/pussy.”
“I’m going to sit on your lap and play with your cock/pussy.”
“Don’t cum until I say it’s okay.”
“You are all mine pet.”
“They’ll never notice.”
“I love looking at your ass after I’ve spanked it so much.”
“Let me put this ball gag on you.”
“I’ve got your collar ready for you.”
“Keep it down or I’ll have to use a gag.”
“What would you think about adding a third party?”
“I like it when you bite me.”
“Open up your ass for me.”
“Yes Master.”
Lick it all up.“
“You are my little bitch.”
“Fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“Touch yourself for me.”
“Blindfold me.”
Can I have Clary/Sebby things??? Pls & thank
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WHo are you??? I'm sorry I don't know u :/
Pt.2
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Clary voice: why 👏👏 am I not 👏👏 kissing 👏👏 cute 👏👏 people??? 👏👏