Assassins don't have friends.

"And even if rule five has an exception where it doesn't apply to Killua, I don't mind dying as long as it means the rest of my family will be safe."

[chainreprobate]

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ ̵̨̄Ʒ

He questioned his parents greatly as he stared up at the male who was suppose to take care of him while they were out. Blinking, he went and frowned as he stuck his hands on his hips. “Sir, why are your eyes so dark?” He wanted to ask why they were so soulless but he was going to be stuck with him for the day, so better not to be so off-putting with his questions.

Your muse is babysitting a younger version of my muse. Send Ƹ̵̡Ӝ ̵̨̄Ʒ for a starter

[anikiassassin-blog]

Kneeling down to meet the childs eyes, he pointed to his own dark ones, “Vigorous training and pain, I use them to manipulate and kill people.” His tone was a bit blank, speaking in a matter of fact. To think he had to spend the day with such a small child.. he knew next to nothing about childcare. Killua could vouch for that of course. Yet here he was today, ‘babysitting.’

“Any other questions?”

[themischiefunderyourbed]

Smut Sentence Starters

“Beg for it.”

“I want to fuck you right now.”

“I’m going to make it hurt.”

“I’ll make sure you can’t walk tomorrow.”

“Touch yourself for me.”

“I’m your Master and you’ll do what I say.”

“It’s not going to fit!”

“I’m the only one that would ever fuck you.”

“Spread your legs for me.”

[text] What are you wearing?

“Get on your knees.”

“Did we fuck last night?”

“I didn’t know you were so kinky.”

“I think you need to be spanked.”

“You look good tied up.”

“Put on a show for me.”

“I’m not wearing any underwear.”

[text] I didn’t mean to send those pictures!

“I think the condom broke.”

“You know you like when I tease you.”

“You’ve been a bad boy/girl.”

“We should try adding a third person.”

“You don’t have to be so gentle.”

“Wrong hole!”

“Bend over.”

“I’m never getting on my knees for you again.”

“You’re going to break me.”

“Fuck me.”

“You belong to me.”

“Harder.”

“Punish me.”

“I’m gonna cum!”

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Your muse is babysitting a younger version of my muse. Send Ƹ̵̡Ӝ ̵̨̄Ʒ for a starter

[crazymamabear]

anikiassassin started following crazymamabear

“Ah! Illumi just who I was looking for” The patriarch greets his son.

 “I just acquired some job requests for you.” He hands over a couple folders stuffed with paper “Milluki has already done most of the research on each target to make your job a little easier. Well, that’s if you decide to take them on of course.”

[anikiassassin-blog]

“Oh, mother.” He paused his stride down the halls, taking the folders to look them over quickly, flipping through them briefly to gather the information. “I see.. of course. They seem simple enough for me to do on my other errands..”

[anikiassassin-blog]

“One day off and I slept the whole day..”

[anikiassassin-blog]

((Im gonna be redoing my blog theme and then I’ll send out starters and replies and stuff. So feel free to send something or even like this if you want one))

[anikiassassin-blog]

You accept M!A's right??

((Yup!! I dont have any right now either :3c))

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he runs

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Omg

[hunterxsinner]

the-twisted-magician

[reincarnae]

family

[reincarnae]

regarding the zoldycks, killua doesn’t hate his family in the slightest- can become frustrated or angry with yes.  .  . shown by how killua became VERY hostile towards milluki when he insinuated killing gon, kurapika && leorio then again when illumi said he did not believe alluka to be family and as such she was fair game to be harmed. however, as milluki did not in fact harm any of them- while irritated at having to contact his brother for help with the greed island disc during the yorknew arc he also did not show any particular hostility and rather teased his brother { this too stems from the fact that killua hates relying on his family anyway believing he can do things with people he personally chooses out and himself }. this is because this is the environment killua has been raised within and as such expects this much- it’d be strange if they were suddenly all smiles && ‘normal’, even as killua wishes for a normal childhood for himself he also understands the way his family is and has always been so that in itself is the norm. if asked killua wouldn’t change anything about his family exactly despite perhaps wish they would learn to leave him alone and come to accept alluka even the tiniest bit but even then he knowsnot to wish for such things because it would be a waste of time & energy because things are as they’ve always been. what one may see as torture && abuse was nothing more than training to killua- ways to make sure he was worthy of the assassin name and he’s grateful for that strength while simultaneously finding it annoying and all of them meddlers. 

another good example of killua not hating his family happens during the chimera ant arc against rammot when killua removes the needle illumi had put into his forehead in an effort to control killua’s actions in a possibly deadly battle without having to be there. having been frantic just moments ago suddenly everything makes sense and relief comes to him rather than anger at finally knowing what the problem was and taking it away. he smiles in an almost ironic way when stating illumi had put the needle in his brain, realizing of course his brother had done such a thing because that’s just the way illumi is and he won’t be blamed for that more of shame on himself for not figuring it out sooner. in a way for killua it would of been strange if illumi HAD NOT gone to such lengths just to make sure he stuck to his training and ran from those he believed much stronger. 

likewise, how killua talks about selling his family off or stabbing his mother and milluki so naturally is because in a whole this is just how they treat each other. with manipulation && violence- none of this strikes killua as odd and to him he has nothing to particularly hate his family for because again he UNDERSTANDS everything they do while thinking it’s still a nuisance at best. 

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          there’s a reckoning a-coming                        and it BURNS beyond the grave

                                                                   written by bren

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Maternity Memes

Memes about motherhood, having babies, and parenting. Some borderline NSFW and mildly offensive. Includes adoption!

Pregnancy& Motherhood

“But you’re hardly showing!”

“You are really big now!”

“Maybe it’s time to shop for something more flattering?”

“Maternity wear. You. You’ve gone without it for too long.”

“Did you hear the baby’s heartbeat?”

“How far along are you?”

“So when are you due?”

“Do you have nursery themes picked out?”

“Are you having a little boy or a little girl?”

“I know you went to get the ultrasound done.”

“You have to tell me if pregnancy sex is as kinky as I’ve heard it is!” 

“Just consider gender neutral colors for a second. Hear me out.”

“I’m just saying gendered colors are not as evil as people make them out to be.”

“You’re certain the baby isn’t someone else’s right?” 

“You can’t clean the cat box. There’s other stuff you can’t do while pregnant, either.”

“If you get put on bedrest, your entire house will fall apart and you know it.”

“So I guess you’ll go straight back to work after this?”

“Goodbye working world, hello stay-at-home-mommy! Right?”

“Your feet have got to be killing you!”

“Your boobs are gonna get so huge!” 

“You know you’ll be sore from breastfeeding, right?”

“So I guess you’re gonna pick a side in that breastfeeding and bottlefeeding thing, right?”

“I hope you’re not afraid to accept some help. You’ll need it.”

“I hope s/he is going to be pitching in more?”

Adoption

“You’re not gonna keep it, right? I mean face it, you’re not parenthood material!”

”I understand you don’t want to keep the baby and I support whatever you want to do.”

“You’re giving up your baby to great parents. That’s not selfish.”

“That’s so selfish of you to not even think of your baby. Of course they want to know you more than two strangers just raising them!”

“Wait, so you’re adopting a baby?”

“I don’t think I’d be able to love a child that isn’t my blood.”

“You already love them so much. It’s obviously meant to be.”

“How much does a baby cost, anyway? Can’t you just buy a dog and call it even?”

“Are you afraid your paperwork will get rejected?”

“Does traveling to get your baby scare you?”

“Will you change their name?”

“Did something happen to the parents?”

“I’m certain you’re strong enough to answer their questions when they’re old enough to ask them.”

“You shouldn’t keep secrets about their life. Don’t lie to them about being adopted.”

“I wouldn’t call it lying. I would call it being selective. They don’t have to know they didn’t come out of your womb, right?”

Childrearing

“Once you have a kid, you lose everything. Your sex life, your party life, your quiet life. It’s gone.” 

“Those eighteen years go too fast.” 

“So what’s more exciting? The poopie Picassos at 3am or the green bean Van Goghs at dinner?”

“I guess you haven’t heard a modern music station in the past year. I guess you’ve memorized the soundtrack to the latest cartoon musical!”

“So is the sugary cereal for them or are you happy you get an excuse to eat it again?”

“Be honest. You play with your kid’s toys more than they do.”

“When they call for you, you feel like a superhero because you are their super hero.”

“When you accept that a toddler is just a tiny drunk college student having a meltdown, you start to feel better.”

“If I have to sit through the Wiggles one more time…”

“I like hanging out with you more than my child-free friends. You have food. You have ice pops. You also have Disney movies.”

“Lego bombs. Oh my god, lego bombs in the carpet..”

“The minivan was probably the sensible purchase.”

“I had no idea a baby could fart that loud!”

“Dressing baby girls is fun. Then they age three years and the boys get the better, tasteful clothing. Girls? No they get the glitter bombs from hell.”

“They say you love them the first time you hold them.”

[mcmcncnxnd]

[anikiassassin-blog]

“What...”

[ignisxsicarius]

He slipped in oh so casually, "Birthday?"

——-♜ “You’re not invited!”

“Just send me chocorobos through the hawk.”

[anikiassassin-blog]

“...Aniki is always invited. I’m the only one invited.”

[kimquatz]

UH this was supposed to be a doodle for a silly mermaid AU (cos yknow those are always obligatory LOL), but it ended up being not so doodle-y.. o well ┐(ᐛ)┌ 

[anikiassassin-blog]

(NSFW) Hard Dominant Starters

"Come here."

"Suck me."

"Get on your knees."

"You're going to cum for me now."

"Beg for my cock."

"I want you wet for me."

"Mmm this tight ass/pussy belongs to me. Do you understand?"

"You're mine to play with and do whatever I want to."

"You're just here to satisfy/serve/please me. Is that clear?"

"Shut up. I don't care what you want. You're here to do what I want."

"Do you want to cum?"

"Beg for it."

"Louder".

"Not good enough. Try again."

"Good girl, you can cum now."

"You're such a good boy"

"You make me so hard."

"I want to cum in that wet little mouth of yours."

"I want you to swallow my cum."

"Open your mouth, I want you to drink all my cum."

"Spread yourself open for me so I can see you."

"Look at you, you dirty little slut."