welcome to my twisted dick

25/east

[skylikethat]

Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.

[enrique262]

Korean, brother, you are now mexican.

For those wondering what they’re chanting. 

[thenatsdorf]

(via heyladycat)

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[my-duded]

She looks so happy…

[tikkety-tok]

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

This woman is braver than any US Marine

[thekwikemart]

[incogniito]

What’s wrong dear? You’ve hardly touched your Crunchwrap Supreme...

[eelizabit]

[egberts]

[evilvillain123456789]

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

[nihilistwife]

British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit “cheers love give us a cum” like absolutely not!!!!!

[lovlae]

this is really killing me gknggkfngn

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I’m...

[froglit]

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

[froglit]

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

[veryfunnymemes]

[whiskey-gunpowder]

[uncoolmathgames-deactivated2024]

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[slavery]

[gooberjam]

anteaters microwaving their dinner wondering why it’s taking so damn long to heat up