get yo fuckin dog bitch

AC | adult | i dont fucking live here who are all you people im so scared

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

there are so so many deer. everywhere

[calliemori234]

let❤️me stay

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

how many buses are in this picture.

[calliemori234]

bbus😳

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hello there is an animal that needs be controlled

oh fuck my actual job- yes whats the address? how urgent is this animal? fuck dont- dont touch it just. yea.

[ghostbusdriver]

there’s a cockroach in the corner ghosty is terrified it will touch him and then die, as all things do.

uh!!! hurry please!!!!

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

y. you called. animal control. for a bug. a cockroach. ok. ok fine. fine ok yea OK FINE YEA.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hello there is an animal that needs be controlled

oh fuck my actual job- yes whats the address? how urgent is this animal? fuck dont- dont touch it just. yea.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[normalbuspassenger]

*hops in your van with FIVE dollars*

Hey can I ride too?

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

fuck it yea sure get IN where do you want to go. fuckin.

[normalbuspassenger]

No clue! I just ride on buses for fun, so feel free to go your normal route for your very normal passenger my new friend

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

i. dont have a route this isnt even a bus what the. fuck. yknow what. im goin to taco bell fuck all this

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hands you thirteen dollars, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.

i don't need to get anywhere but can you drop these glowsticks off at a acquaintance of mine's place? i don't want them to know it was from me.

- Anonymous

........i . i guess this is what im doing now! i guess im a fuckin! delivery service !! hear ye hear ye. give me money and ill deliver ur shit! can be glowsticks, dead bodies, or even you! thats right! i'll deliver you directly to your doorstep for minimum wage!

[theshittybus]

can i get a ride too

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

a. are you a bus. a bus .. getting. a ride on. a..... yknow what sure yea if you can fit get on. i dont even care anymore

[theshittybus]

cool thanks *they teleport onto the bus. somehow they fit*

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

i think that violates every law of physics that i can think of. yea sure where to.. bus.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hands you thirteen dollars, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.

i don't need to get anywhere but can you drop these glowsticks off at a acquaintance of mine's place? i don't want them to know it was from me.

- Anonymous

........i . i guess this is what im doing now! i guess im a fuckin! delivery service !! hear ye hear ye. give me money and ill deliver ur shit! can be glowsticks, dead bodies, or even you! thats right! i'll deliver you directly to your doorstep for minimum wage!

[theshittybus]

can i get a ride too

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

a. are you a bus. a bus .. getting. a ride on. a..... yknow what sure yea if you can fit get on. i dont even care anymore

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

can i pay you to ignore me

- a totally normal and human bus driver i promise (please don't look too closely)

@chosenbusdriver

i. what the fuck are you a catgirl. ok. catperson child. a child. ok yea sure be safe i guess dont die. also i cant ignore you now sorry

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[normalbuspassenger]

*hops in your van with FIVE dollars*

Hey can I ride too?

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

fuck it yea sure get IN where do you want to go. fuckin.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hands you thirteen dollars, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.

i don't need to get anywhere but can you drop these glowsticks off at a acquaintance of mine's place? i don't want them to know it was from me.

- Anonymous

........i . i guess this is what im doing now! i guess im a fuckin! delivery service !! hear ye hear ye. give me money and ill deliver ur shit! can be glowsticks, dead bodies, or even you! thats right! i'll deliver you directly to your doorstep for minimum wage!

[normal-horoscopes]

HEY SORRY WHAT I SAID WAS WEIRD I AM FULL OF CURSES

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[passengermothman]

three dollars isnt even good pay....... but also people kind of assume vehicles are transportation services nowadays - mothman

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

how did you get in here… bird….. bug… guy??? anyways that about lines up i saw someone get in like this little apple car with a worm driving it and i felt sick after this world is so fucked

[passengermothman]

i flew into the back door! my wing hurts! anyways yeah hahaha make sure you avoid the worm guy hes part of a mafia i think... or was that the grub?

do you need a hug ::-[ - mothman

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

the what the huh. the human sized worm is part of the hwah. and . i. im good on the hug thanks

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[passengermothman]

three dollars isnt even good pay....... but also people kind of assume vehicles are transportation services nowadays - mothman

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

how did you get in here… bird….. bug… guy??? anyways that about lines up i saw someone get in like this little apple car with a worm driving it and i felt sick after this world is so fucked

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

There is a bus in front of you doors open. you do not remember it driving up or coming from behind. It beckons to you a whispering tempter calling you to walk into the threshold into its world. it thrums with energy ancient. Unknown. shall you answer its call? There is a bus in front of you and it’s door are open What shall you do?

- @just-posts-from-a-bus-timeline

you know what. its been getting a little chummy around here. maybe ive been going a little mad from the lack of normal human contact, so sure. why not. i'll step into the bus.

[just-posts-from-a-bus-timeline]

you step into the bus as your foot enters you feel woozy and tired as if you had ran a marathon it’s dim and something feels..off you can hear a loud almost consuming buzzing a shadowy figure is seated at the drivers seat. it seems to come from them, what do you do?

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hgghhh.... ey... you drug? durgs........... drug.s...... fuck.? hello? m. mind if i take a...... sea.t.. pal.................

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

There is a bus in front of you doors open. you do not remember it driving up or coming from behind. It beckons to you a whispering tempter calling you to walk into the threshold into its world. it thrums with energy ancient. Unknown. shall you answer its call? There is a bus in front of you and it’s door are open What shall you do?

- @just-posts-from-a-bus-timeline

you know what. its been getting a little chummy around here. maybe ive been going a little mad from the lack of normal human contact, so sure. why not. i'll step into the bus.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

Animal Control driver PLINKO

NO... NO!!!!!!!!!!! DONT PUT ME INT HE PLINKO MACHINE PLEASE-