âMaximum Rideâ sentence starters
âMan, you weigh a freaking ton. Whatâve you been eating, rocks?â
âWe will call you Little One.â
âI can talk to fish!â
âShe doesnât have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?â
âYou were designed to be very smart.â
âAnd yet I still canât program my DVD player.â
âThereâs nothing special about him at all.â
âWell⊠Heâs a snappy dresser.â
âPick a tree. Iâll carve our initials into it.â
âSo there you have it: the extent of my charms.â
âI donât damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.â
âOh, God, I want to do this all the time.â
âDonât ever leave me again.â
âI wonât. I wonât, not ever.â
âWake up! Snap out of it!â
âYou stupid jerk! Iâm going to kill you if you die on me!â
âI offered to pee on him, but they said no.â
âThey call me, The Sharkalator.â
âI love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!â
âI once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.â
âI vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!â Â
âBlending is out of the question.â
âThere is one bright side to this.â
âYou looove me, you love me this much!â
âYou are avake, yah?â
âAnd youâre still a jerk, yah?â
âYou stand out like a fart in a church.â
âWhere was the catch? âCause I knew one was coming.â
âDo you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?â
âYouâre all the same. Count me out.â
âOh great. Yoda captured us.â
âI feel like Iâm going to hurl.â
âI feel like Iâm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldnât do, because I havenât eaten.â
âI canât even drag myself out of my room.â
âYouâre a diabolical little pyro, arenât you?â
âIf youâre ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.â
âYes, letâs have more testosterone running the country.â
âGo to Germany and have kids together.â
âOh. Was I not supposed to say anything?â
âI mean, this is pathetic.â
âYou can help each other. Youâre perfect complements to each other.â
âI hear voices, okay?â
âIf youâre gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.â
âNo, I know. Itâs justââ
âTheir mothers were nobodies.â
âWell, youâre right there.â
âYeah, youâre sitting in a tree because youâre fine. Thatâs easy to see.â
âAll you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerryâs ice cream!â
âExcuse me? Iâm alive too.â
âSo the first thing weâre going to do âis push you off the roof.â
âI am a starfishhhh!â
âI donât care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.â Â
âIf you think Iâm going to let you give up on us now, youâve got another think coming.â
â No! Itâs different for you, you donât know what itâs likeâŠâ
âYouâre coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.â
âNow get up, before I kill you.â
âWell, when you put it that wayâŠâ
âIs that one of those square ones, in the middle?â Â
âWhatâs so funny âbout peace, love, and world destruction?â Â
âIâm not going to die today.â
âSave your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and donât let haters represent it.Â
âItâs yours! Itâs all yours for the taking!â
âDonât leave the saving to anyone else, ever.â
âIâm human, do you hear me? It hurts!â
âWhen did they start coming after you?â
âI think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.â
âJust give it your best shot.â
âYou know, it sounds like you guys didnât really think this all the way through.â
âWell, I got news for you, nimrod.â
âIâm done jumping through your hoops.â
âYou can tell yourselves that youâre doing all this to save the world, but really youâre just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didnât date enough in high school.â
âYou mean you donât have one? You can get âem at Target.â