summary: the good, the bad, the ugly, perfectly curated into a pros and cons list
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constantly wants to color coordinate your outfits together
letās you pick meals at minimum once a week
very good kisser (he practiced with his pillow a lot before your first date)
he wants you to walk him like a dog
sanji never lets you forget how much you mean to him
always remembers important dates, birthdays, anniversaries, etc.Ā
remembers the little things and notices your absence (will often go to try and find you)
adapts to whatever love language you respond toĀ
the nicotine smell embeds into your sheets and clothes and is a pain in the ass to get out
yells for any minor inconvenience
always finishes before you
says heās fine but heās dying inside
doesnāt understand the concept of alone time and takes it personally if you ask to be by yourself
is a softie but only with you
very emotionally intelligentĀ
letās you take the relationship at your own pace because he canāt be botheredĀ
loves to mark you and give you hickies
always makes sure you finish firstĀ
stinky (bro smells like sweat and steel)
does not have a single romantic bone in his body; youāll literally have to teach him how to be a boyfriend
might fall asleep while youāre talking
you can no longer be friends with sanjiĀ
doesnāt ask you to date him, just assumes you are together
gets upset when you canāt keep up with his drinking
hides midnight snacks for both of you
lets you sit on the shipās figurehead with him
king of silly sentimental gifts (hand-picked flower, cool rock, pretty seashell, that sort of thing)
always makes sure youāre included in conversations
shares his favorite foods with you
can always make you feel better
doesnāt know how to be quiet or whisper
never lets you win arguments
throws himself at you with no regard to his strength
no concept of personal space
accidentally makes fun of the noises you make during sex
will steal blankets from you while youāre asleep Ā
points out your pimples or zitsĀ
always finds a way to make you laugh
comforts you if youāre insecure
brags about you to everyone
loves to show you off and tell stories about your adventures together
names special attacks after you
always lets you in on the pranks he pullsĀ
would sacrifice you to an enemy to protect himself
shows you bugs even if youāre afraid of them
incredibly awkward with all your firstsĀ
make jokes during arguments (it makes you madder and the cycle continues)
sometimes pranks you tooĀ
is always telling you how hot you are
can literally build/make you anything you desire
romantic (can be corny sometimes though)
human refrigerator; occasionally lets you store things in there
introduces you like this: āand this is my super smokinā hot girlfriend, OWā to anyone who will listen
protects you during fights
slaps your ass too hard since heās half metal
you canāt compliment him without him doing a montage of poses
difficult to cuddle with (again heās made of parts)
always busy fixing something on the ship
is constantly asking you if he can make you a cyborg too
lets you take a few of her tangerines
immune to her reprimanding when something bad happens (most times)
extremely thoughtful gift giver
shares her money with you
cares deeply about you (donāt point it out though because then sheāll stop)
is always telling you how pretty you are
is more lenient with your allowance
critiques everything about you
can and will distance herself from you
charges you if you piss her off
talks about vivi way too much for having a whole other girlfriend
doesnāt apologize after fights even if she caused them
leaves you notes in books to find later
the voice of reason in your relationship
notices and compliments you on every little change you make (haircuts, style change, etc.)
literally a human search engine; so smart you can ask her almost any question and she knows the answer
passionate lover; treats you like a god in bed
spoils you in every way that she can
can make you feel dumb with her endless knowledge
will never say āi love youā first
always tops (a possible pro depending on your preferences tbh)
has nightmares almost every night ):
closed off in the beginning of your relationship
franky hits on her (and you) all the time
rather be reading than with you
takes your relationship extremely slow
can heat food up for you at any time day or night
probably says āi love youā a million times a day
into body worship (both ways)
walk him like a dog, sis !
sweaty and greasy in the summer
farts and gives you a dutch oven
doesnāt take anything seriously
likes to lay on top of you even though heās huge and basically crushes you
talks with his mouth full
is loud in bed (because he enjoys it so much) and everyone can hear when you two have sex
dragon claw fist. need i say more?
would actually bow down to you
very respectful, asked you to kiss on your first date
awkward but sensual lover
talks about luffy and ace 24/7
might catch on fire if heās mad
loves to tease you (again, could be a pro depending on your preferences)
buys you anything you could ever want
very affectionate in public
another worshipper; does that thing where his kisses lead up from your hand to your shoulder
when he gets drunk and you try to kiss him, he pushes you away and says āget off me, i have a wifeā
gets you riled up during the day
still makes jokes about his arm even though itās been YEARS
rarely cooks but always does for you when youāre sick
smells amazing all of the time
lets you do this eyeliner in the morning (based off this fanart)
is a victim of the āshe fell first, he fell harderā trope
gives you sound solutions to your problems
literally becomes addicted to you and canāt live without you
flusters easily, very shy
would shave his facial hair if you asked him to (please tell him to shave off that godforsaken beard)
never talks about his feelings
a virgin; he doesnāt know what to do but fakes confidence like he does (it makes your first time a bit awkward but just talk him through it, babe)
humbles you without meaning to
over explains if you broach a subject he likes
just stares at you when you try to flirt with him
scary boyfriend privilege
you get to use his boobies as a pillow
is very smart but kinda dumb
eats pussy like a starved man
will always save you some food (itās how he shows he cares)
hangs out with killer more than you
will put the milk carton back in the fridge even if itās empty
you can never be mad at him or make him mad because heās the biggest asshole ever
ignores you if youāre fighting
zones out while youāre talking
if you send him a long, thoughtful text, heāll respond back with ākā
whatās his is his and whatās yours is his
possessive over you, especially around his brother
would protect you with his last dying breath
probably writes you poems
gentle giant, is so careful and soft with you
amazing cook despite accidentally setting himself on fire
has the patience of a god, once again, because of his brother
you have to keep a fire extinguisher with you at all times
you canāt get the smoke smell out of his clothes
heās so tall you canāt kiss normally, he has to pick you up
covers up his farts with his devil fruit and you donāt realize it until it stinks
has really bad resting bitch face (literally goes from :| to :) in .03 seconds)
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