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cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE
@theartofmadeline
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
hello vonnie
art blog(derogatory)
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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tumblr dot com
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
oozey mess
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Kiana Khansmith
Mike Driver
izzy's playlists!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
bliss lane
seen from Mali
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@animetrashbags
one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”
some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort
you ever catch yourself being really emo and you’re like lol calm the fuck down gerard way this isn’t 2004 pull yourself together
after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone
we were two NPC’s who met irl
My dad, a conservative: I’m voting for Donald Trump because he’s the only candidate that speaks his mind. I may not agree with everything he has to say, but he has balls to say what he believes, and I respect that!
Me, a Puddle of Mudd fan: Can ya take it all away!? Can ya take it alla wayyhey!?! Goddamn it, what a banger.
i walk a lonely road
My name is cow And in the day Tu wish him well Wen he go play With tender hart And gentle tung I bid farewell I lik my son
Look, this new meme? It is a good meme. 11/10 meme.
Give The Child The Hand of The Beans
I HATE THIS KFSSNJDDJFVHSD
this made me homophobic
at first I thought that was a thing of toothpaste… then i realized………..
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
