sarcasm is my second language

I am a fourth year English teacher at an alternative school in MD. I love all things education, music and Disney. At times things can get a little random here so please enjoy the ride!

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

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I could seriously use this money right now….

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Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

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I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

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No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

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So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

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Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

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Need this

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Come truuuuu and thru

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Click here to support Help a caring young lady not get evicted organized by Team B

This beautiful young lady is Brittney. She is one of the kindest and caring people I've ever had the pleasure of having in my life. Brittney

I know I don't post often but wanted to help out my sister's friend. She really is a great person so even if you can't give, if you can share, it'd be appreciated.

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Don’t fuck with an English major. They keep lots of useless crap trapped in their heads. Once in a while they let some of it out and it bites you square on the ass.

P.C. Cast, Divine by Mistake (via burnalist)

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“Arthur Theme Song” Chance The Rapper & Ziggy Marley

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Ayyyyeeee

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This is so wholesome ❤️

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Amari Hall, a 15-year-old Capitol Heights, Md., resident was captured grooving in his hospital bed post-surgery in March by his aunt Charawn Hunter. As Hunter cheers him on, doctors and nurses also join in. 

He had a life saving heart surgery and he finally can dance again. Pure happiness.

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If video game characters lived together

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What did I just watch.lol

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How I’d like to be “laid up” 🙌🏾

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My life...

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I CAN FEEL

THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD

AND I’M GONNA GET MY BLESSING 

RIGHT NOW

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Yall gotta stop lol

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yall stupid bruh lol

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@lidocaine @1star2star

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Summer School ends tonight

I survived

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Please support Tumblr Teachers’ Classrooms via donations off of their Amazon Wish Lists and/or reblogging this post.

Every year teachers spend on average $500.00 of their own personal income to buy classroom supplies and teaching resources to make sure every kid in their class has what they need and that their classrooms are well-organized and engaging atmospheres where students can learn.  If you can, please check out the wishlists and consider donating to a Teacher on Tumblr.   If funds are tight, we understand.  We hope you will consider reblogging the post in entirety so that the list will get more exposure.

@girlwithalessonplan and I ( @positivelypersistentteach ) worked hard on checking the wishlists and tumblrs to make sure they were active teachers on tumblr with appropriate wishlists.   You can find out wishlists below as well.  If you have any questions about how this all works, please let us know.

Thank you to all that continue to support teachers and our students.

The Arts

Artedish teaches 6-8 International Baccalaureate Visual Arts (Title I)  in Bronx, NY.  Wishlist here.

ARTE AND EDUCACIÓN teaches Elementary Art in Tampa, FL.  Wishlist here.

adventuresinmiddleschoolmusic teaches Middle School Chorus in North Carolina. Wishlist here.

Hey- miss- teacher teaches High School Drama in Florida. Wishlist here.

Early Childhood Education

Positivelypersistentteach teaches Head Start Pre-K / Special Education in Florida.  Wishlist here.

pucksandpreschool teaches Preschool in Michigan.  Wishlist here.

adventures in teaching and nerdery teaches Pre-K in Illinois.  Wishlist here.

myfesteringcesspool teachers Pre-K and Kindergarten in  Milwaukee, WI.  Wishlist here.

English / Language Arts 

Girl With a Lesson Plan teaches High School English in Southern Indiana.  Wishlist here.

WatchAllisonTeach teaches High School English and Technology in Illinois.  Wishlist here.

Teacher of the Thoughtfullest teaches English and Creative Writing in Colorado.  Wishlist here.

Justwalkthroughmyclassroom teaches 7th & 8th Grade English in Florida.  Wishlist here.

Teaching in the Middle teaches 7th Grade English in the South.  Wishlist here.

Hipster English Teacher teaches High School English in New Orleans.  Wishlist 

this is how I learned to teach teaches Freshmen English in Dayton, Ohio.  Wishlist here.

Teaching-EveryDayisDifferent teaches English 10 WorkKeys, English 11, AP Lang and Comp in Virginia.  Wishlist here.

Notinthelessonplan teaches 7th grade ELA/Journey to Careers in Louisiana. Wishlist here.

byssheplease teaches High School English in Buckeye, AZ. Wishlist here.

Hithertokt teaches English 9-12 in West Virginia. Wishlist here.

lifetimeofstuff teaches English 9-12 in Texas.  Wishlist here.

her? teaches Middle School ELA in Massachusetts. Wishlist here.

The Snarky Schoolteacher teaches 11 & 12 English Language Arts in Maryland. Wishlist here.

Bookworm109 teaches 7th Grade ELA in Ohio. Wishlist here

katrinabadina teaches  9-12 ELA  in Rhode Island.  Wishlist here.

Ambedu teaches 6th Grade Language Arts in Wisconsin.  Wishlist here.

Rarely Pure & Never Simple teaches  ELA for retained students, grades 6-8. Wishlist here.

theunbreakableginger teaches 6th Grade ELA in  Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Wishlist here.

veecheck teaches Middle School Language Arts in Portland, Oregon. Wishlist here.

walkwithheroes84 teaches 8th Grade ELA in Lafayette, Louisiana.  Wishlist here.

Written in the Kitchen Sink teaches 7th Grade ELA in New York.  Wishlist here.

Sarcastic Bookworm teaches 5th grade ELA and ESL in Nashville, TN. Wishlist here.

andimtheteacher teaches Dyslexia and English in Texas. Wishlist here.

owenmakesstuff teaches Middle School English in Detroit, MI.  Wishlist here.

Milqi teaches High School English and Film History in New York City. Wishlist here.

I Believe in the Oxford Comma teaches 7th Grade English Language Arts in  Salt Lake City, UT. Wishlist here.

mscarmenb teaches 9th and 10th Grade English in Oakland, CA. Wishlist here.

Untitled teaches High School English Language Arts and Speech. Wishlist here.

mrskaaay teaches 7th Grade Reading in Kentucky.  Wishlist here.

Mrskcreads teaches 6th Grade Language Arts in Texas.  Wishlist here.

anjimoto teaches English 12 and Positive Behavior Interventions and Supports in Maryland. Wishlist here.

Foreign Languages

Lugofrombananacountry teaches Spanish in Maryland.  Wishlist here.

Cbouz teaches French in  Norfolk, VA.  Wishlist here.

Math 

Math is Delicious! teaches Middle School Math in California.  Wishlist here.

macaroni-hexagon teaches 7th and 8th Grade Math in Folsom, CA. Wishlist here.

Primary 

The Bookworm from Kinder teaches Kindergarten in Florida.  Wishlist here.

Emma Euphoria teaches Special Ed, K-2 Autism in Los Angeles, CA.  Wishlist here.

Adventures in Education teaches Kindergarten in Illinois.  Wishlist here.

Dancing Through 4th Grade teaches 4th Grade in North Carolina.  Wishlist here.

Teachandthecity teaches 2nd Grade in Maryland. Wishlist here.

mysecondgraderssay teaches 2nd Grade in California.  Wishlist here.

iknoweverysong teaches 3rd Grade in Santa Clara, California.  Wishlist here.

athousandbookstoread teaches 1st grade in Los Angeles, CA.  Wishlist here.

amaridisogna teaches 3rd grade in Temple Terrace, FL. Wishlist here.

Salt, Sand and Sun teaches 1st Grade in  Ft. Lauderdale, FL.  Wishlist here. 

recording–memories teaches Kindergarten in Texas.  Wishlist here.

Listenlearninspireteach teaches Kindergarten Special Education in Georgia.  Wishlist here.

keep-calm–float-on teaches Pre-K-4th in NJ/PA. Wishlist here.

tattooedteacher teaches 3rd Grade in Georgia.  Wishlist here.

iamstillrunning teaches 3rd Grade in Wisconsin.  Wishlist here.

Missteachergirl teaches K-1 Learning Support. Wishlist here.  

RepandRev teaches 2nd Grade in Tacoma, Washington. Wishlist here. 

Science

megandtheminutes teaches Middle School Special Ed Science in Bronx, NY.  Wishlist here.

Heyscienceteacher teaches Middle School Science in South Carolina.  Wishlist here.

1ndependent1 teaches High School Biology in Raleigh, NC. Wishlist here.

Social Studies / History

Social Studies teaches 9th Grade Social Studies in Alexandria, MN. Wishlist here.

Emily is a Human teaches U.S. History in Detroit, MI.  Wishlist here.

Thoughts by Audge teaches World Geography and Kansas History in Kansas. Wishlist here

clausonja teaches Social Studies of all kinds in Alexandria, MN. Wishlist here.

beckieteaches teaches 8th Grade History in Colorado. Wishlist here.

Other

The-littlelady teaches LD Self Contained, 9th-12th grade in South Carolina.  Wishlist here.

Grayer teaches General Ed. 6th Grade in New York.  Wishlist here.

vwalker teaches Middle School SPED in Minnesota. Wishlist here.

Miss G in High School teaches High School Special Ed - Read 180/Math in Michigan. Wishlist here.

Lolobee8288 teaches 6th Grade Special Education in Wisconsin. Wishlist here.

firstyearteacherdiaries teaches 5th Grade in Virginia. Wishlist here.

Teachiness teaches English, Drama, and Forensics in Kansas.  Wishlist here

Pablophonic- Built Brick by Brick teaches 5th Grade STEM in South Carolina.  Wishlist here.

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Leslie Jones is facing an onslaught of racist harassment on Twitter and nobody is doing anything about it. Please follow her and support her and report the people she is asking you to report. 

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I think Leslie Jones is amazing so this made me so sad

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Leslie Jones is a beautiful woman pass it on

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