Anke Schönle

[ankeschoenle]

Geography sucks

[ankeschoenle]

Excuse me BBC I have a question....

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IS THIS A BISEXUAL JONATHAN PINE????

[writercultureis]

somewhere out there, a writer is looking at the anguished keysmash and string of emojis you left on their fics and smiling. somewhere out there, somebody's shitty day has been made a teensy bit brighter because of you said you want them to update their writing. somebody who's feeling insecure about their story is sitting down to write a few more paragraphs because you said you loved their style.

you may have left a detailed paragraph about the structure of their sentences and their usage of extended metaphors. you may have also left a "COMPLETE PERFECTION. PLEASE WRITE MORE I NEED IT". we love you and need your validation more than oxygen nonetheless. 🫵 go comment on somebody's fic

[writercultureis]

this always stands, btw. it doesn't matter whether you think you're being cold. it doesn't matter whether it's two hundred words or twenty. your bookmark commentary matters, you enthusiastically talking about fics in rec lists and posts matters, you reblogging blurbs with encouragement matters. you matter to writers. it's fucking incredible to see how much reader positivity helps people through the everything from writer's block to the worst days imaginable. don't believe me? check the notes!

[ankeschoenle]

This for heaven's sake please this

[storybookprincess]

one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

[yujateaandpi]

This helped me today hope it helps someone else too

[ankeschoenle]

I'm sorry for being a good friend and I don't know what to do with the kids

[ankeschoenle]

[ankeschoenle]

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[aquareegia]

Mein Problem mit dem Stadtbild in Deutschland ist ja, dass hier wieder zu viele Nazis ohne Angst eins auf die Fresse zu kriegen rumlaufen.

[thememedaddy]

[ankeschoenle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPEME2LjA7b/?igsh=MWR2dGtuNzN5Nm5hYg==

[ankeschoenle]

Let alone The Movie!

[reading-writing-revolution]

Well, this is fun: Cards Against Humanity have apparently released a new version where every joke on every card is fully explained, turning the game into an "Informational product" to make it 100% exempt from Trump's tarriffs:

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/cards-against-humanity-avoids-tariffs-with-an-edition-that-explains-all-the-jokes-says-this-holiday-season-dont-give-donald-trump-a-f-ing-cent/

All profits go to the American Library Association. 💥📚

[peruvian-princess-deactivated20]

reblog if you dont have a bra on

[ankeschoenle]

It's fanfic Comints culture

[orion-lake]

Because I...I...I... I'm the monster that parents tell their children about at night?

[ankeschoenle]

Prince Loki my beloved

[glitteringpoet1685]

How I was feeling about Laurent knowing who Damen was while reading the captive prince series.

[ankeschoenle]

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