is moses dead?

nat. he/him. 20s. uk. ceo of chris pitt-goddard & mat's arse. "you're not just a mat thirst blog, you're the mat thirst blog"

[baynton]

"luckily for you, you happen to know the number-one [mat] guru in the district"

all my mat resources (films, tv shows, etc) can be found here

i tag #resources for mat resources too, and i don't always put them on the masterlist in a timely fashion

i post content under:

#* - all gifs | #** & #*** - edits/memes | #*mat - mat gifs | #*alex - alex horne gifs | #*txt - text posts | *misc - misc

#bbcghostsedit | #hhedit | #spyedit | #ymataedit | #twmedit | #quacksedit | #agggtmedit | #taskmasteredit | #nmjedit

#unofficial mat tag - for mat stuff that is too feral for the main tags | #mat - text posts that were written about mat | #girl!mat - for my actual wife 💖

[baynton]

Jim Daly post a little video summary of 🥚 vs 🐓 from his POV on his insta, and at the beginning you can see a few seconds of Mat with a cricket bat celebrating his goal. He was on the Elis and John podcast the day before the game (#540) being his usual sweet and humble self that we know and love. I think with a paid subscription you can watch the video of the recording but they also put up a (weirdly) edited clip, showing Mat‘s glasses, here https://www.instagram.com/elisandjohn/p/DYkJcb9itiu/?img_index=7

thanks anon!!! this is SUPER appreciated

[charlikesalmon]

haley from my recent tiktok 🌻

[pichirobi]

evelyn's birthday 🌷

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[baynton]

Are you at the football????🤩

Also, may I ask/trouble you to apply your amazing gifmaking skills to this sickening cuteness? https://x.com/iiofspain/status/2003224186580533345?s=20

i didnt get to go this year 😭 it was on my bday so i really wanted to but i returned to work that week after being off for 7 weeks after surgery so i kiiiiinda didn't wanna ask for that day off too lol

and here ya go!

[baynton]

source

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Joel Dommett stands with a furtive, worried expression, then says hesitantly, "Wank." He looks around with a big nervous smile. End ID.]

[baynton]

mat's cute little old man glasses on the elis and john podcast 😭

i've been so busy i haven't been keeping up omg where is this podcast

[haredjarris]

Alex Horne writing and acting himself consistently across Taskmaster and The Horne Section TV Show and over time as incompetent, subservient, annoying, emasculated and idiotic is a form of social and emotional bimbofication. In this essay I will—

[jxckl]

kiell and mat i owe picsbypaouiee on instagram my life for that

[carltonlassie]

omg hi hello hiiiii cutieee

[dailymatbaynton]

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[dailymatbaynton]

[dailymatbaynton]

[baynton]

the duality of dna with @demonraptorowls