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AnnaFaris: Jack wants a bagel. It's the last bagel. #sacrifice

AnnaFaris: Real question: does anyone get superpowers with their period? In the commercials, women can fly and ride skateboards. I just cry and eat cookie dough.

AnnaFaris: I told my kid that the London Eye is made of the eyeballs of bad little boys and he won't stop crying for some reason?

monkeyballas: OPENING NIGHT! So excited/blessed/in awe that I once more get to tell the amazing Frankie Valli's story! AHH! #JerseyBoysLA #OhWhatANight

AnnaFaris: @monkeyballas I WANNA COME HOLY SHIT.

#nsfw #[because she mentions orgasms]

coolstory-chloe

Sorry @replay-jai

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Sorry to my future whoever. @prattpratt-pratt knows what I mean. *HIGH FIVE*

AnnaFaris: Jack drew a picture of me for Mother's Day. He told me I was the prettiest mommy in the world so I was hard to draw. @prattprattpratt #imnotcrying #yourecrying

AnnaFaris: Most mothers get breakfast in bed for Mother's Day. I get an accidental Dutch Oven from my four year old.

AnnaFaris: My moments alone include Cap'n Crunch cereal and Dr. Phil remakes. Hiding both from my child and hoping he doesn't hear me chewing. #no #iwontshare

AnnaFaris: I tried to shower five hours ago. #Hi #IHaveAFourYearOld

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Actual 5-year-olds.

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