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Anna ✦ 30 y/o ✦ they/she/he I own a million tumblrs but this one is my main Funny posts | My Face Current hyperfixations: Dracula, Jack Seward, Frankenstein, Waluigi, Deltarune art blog jfashion blog cosplay blog (outdated) waluigi blog misc hyperfixation blog

[ozcreator]

I hadn't drawn this Dracula yet, even though the design is really cool too :)

[incorrectdraculaquotes]

Jack: Everyone in this friend group is a tad strange. Except for Arthur, I guess.

Arthur: Hi guys! Arthur's the name, and being normal's my game.

Lucy: Loving you, Arthur!

Arthur: (holds up a slice of bread) And I love bread!

[hallaburger]

somebody come talk dirty to me about jack seward

[incorrectdraculaquotes]

Jack: There's Dracula again! How are you not sensing him?

Renfield: Newsflash, asshole! I've been sensing him the entire goddamn time!

Jack: Then why wouldn't you say something?

Renfield: BECAUSE I HATE YOU!

[atundratoadstool]

Happy May 24th, everyone.

[atundratoadstool]

Reasons Why Jack Seward Is the Best

Excellent parti

Handsome, well off, and of good birth

Immense lunatic asylum

Adorably lacking in hat management skills

Carefully imitates mentor’s ridiculous Dutch accent for hours of audio journaling, even when intensely emotional

Generous with supply of dangerous sedatives

Doesn’t actually feed anyone kittens

Most stabbable non-vampiric character in novel

Serves as a tragic hero in the text’s secondary arc, referencing contemporary cortical mapping experiments and vivisection controversy in order to align himself with the dangers of materialist scientific dogmatism in a narrative concerned, among other things, with affirming the truth of spiritual reality

Strong forehead 

[incorrectdraculaquotes]

Renfield: What is the rate of recovery here at the Institute?

Jack: I’ll have that for you in a moment. [fiddling with records] … Once in a blue moon.

[kenwayyed]

Why, I’m your creativity! N… N… No. That… That’s Roman.

[atundratoadstool]

I’ve spent a lot of this weekend finishing up things in my WIP folder. Here’s a series of Dracula’s primary narrators all being unconscious at key plot moments.

[sweetest-honeybee]

I was too lazy to make the touch ups look good but hey, he’s bouncin’!

[whiterubys]

dealing with intrusive thoughts: a short summary

[halbarryislife]

Two livin’ legends that’s what we will be And that’s okay with me

[halbarryislife]

✨ sanders sides + quote! requested by anonymous

[nekoabi]

How about some moments I thought could be good reaction gifs from the most recent episode?

Remus is honestly a meme queen and I adore him.

[thedgeofsleep]

recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge. he said, “you’re wanting to be more honest and be direct dealing with your issues. no longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you.”

[boards-nico]

I laugh remembering they both eat pasta in the weirdest ways

Req by: me

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[roseate-spoonwilliam]

Exclusive footage of Remus getting in and out from behind the tv

Bonus:

Logan mimicking him