me

hi, I'm lesbian

[noseriouslyimnothigh]

Me: okay, so do we like girls?

My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe

Me: do we like guys?

My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje

Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?

My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe

Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????

My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn

Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?

My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka

Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless

[hobies]

181228 // just dance

[davidlynch]

I see you shiver with antici..... pation!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

[vinkvinkart]

( ￣ ￣)σ…

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

[leafinthebreeze-deactivated2026]

[dexthorn]

hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.

[snapscube]

did u buy it with money

[dexthorn]

i did, in fact, purchase it with money

[snapscube]

[dexthorn]

[stuart-townsend]

[thefaultinourforcebond]

[biselfesteem]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat]

[whiteboyelvis]

[dcmultiverse]

[annawitzany98-blog]

Same

[thefckintrashking]

[kennyomegax-deactivated20210210]

Tag Yourself: Colors

Pink: Lip gloss, cotton candy, mom friend, heart shaped glasses, soft eyes, good at giving advice, longing stares, bullet journaling, fluffy pillow, bubblegum

Red: Bruised fists, crooked grins, not a good example but means well, profanity, sarcasm, short fuse, chapped lips, raised middle finger, mascara, intimidating but nice

Orange: Silk sheets, messy bun, extrovert, literature, friends with everyone, knows the latest gossip, but doesn’t start it, passes work on time, quote pictures on the wall, flower crowns

Yellow: Bubbles, messy hair, the smell of coffee, stuffed toys, hearts on the corner of a notebook, singing in the shower, still watches cartoons, small handwriting, sunshine, doesn’t like loud sounds

Green: Bleary eyes, star gazing, kissing in the backseat, chill but doesn’t take shit, talk a lot or nothing at all, watches anime, looks up to a fictional character, drunk on wine, sunsets, hand holding

Blue: Rain hitting the ground, biting your nails, laying in bed, likes to doodle, ponytail, few but very close friends, binge watching, stressed and it shows, clean white walls, the moon

Purple: The smell of an old book, libraries, creative, introverted, quiet, writes fiction, works alone, stressed but doesn’t show it, head up in the clouds, indie music

[petite-abeille-deactivated20201]

Yellow and a bit of blue

[the-helpful-narwhal-blog-deacti]

Mostly red but some pink, purple, and yellow  @whats-up-alex-here @hypeaholic @archangelbarakiel @kcthestarkid @marvelwriter101 @kitty-cat-neko-chan

[hypeaholic]

Red

(This is actually really cool because a couple weeks ago my synesthesiac friend told me that I smell like the color red)

@small-shy-teen @that-tiny-dumb-artist @scott-lang-the-magic-man @askauntmay @spetey-man @ask-nedleeds

[askauntmay]

Pink

[annawitzany98-blog]

Purple

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

Some days I’d like to be murdered some days I’d like to bed god

[okapicermoniesinquestionableblu]

I intended to type ‘be god’; let this be yet another demonstration of how much wiser and knowing my fingers are compared to my feeble mind