Question: First, I just wanted to start off, I really do admire Sam and Dean's relationship and how Dean is, like, always trying to be there to protect his little brother, 'cause my little brother is going to college three, like a three day drive away, and it's kind of scary that I won't be able to be there to protect him. But my question is, if you had to pick an ice cream flavor that each other would be, what ice cream flavor -
Jensen: [bemused reaction] And now for an awkward segue.
Question: What ice cream flavor would you pick each other to be, and why?
Question: Yeah, so Jensen, you pick Jared and Jared, you pick Jensen.
Jared: Alright. I wanna start, I'm gonna go with -
Jensen: [said away from the mic] Better be rocky road.
Jared: It's not gonna - it's not gonna be, you can't choose your own fuckin' ice cream flavor. I'm choosing it. Do y'all know what Neapolitan ice cream is? Yeah, it's chocolate and strawberry and vanilla and it looks great on the outside, but it fuckin' tastes gross.
Jensen: [furrows brow, blinks exaggeratedly, pulls various confused reaction faces]
Jared: Wait! [makes big negative waving gesture] It's not as substantial - woah woah woah woah woah! [laughs and rests his hand on Jensen's shoulder] I'm crackin' myself up. Thank you, thank you, I needed that laugh, thank you Jared.
Jensen: I'm locking my door tonight.
Jared: [laughs more] You know what, dude, I actually would say vanilla.
[Audience makes vaguely dismayed noise, Jensen crosses his arms]
Jared: Oh, shut up. Vanilla is always reliable. It never fails you. You can have some shitty rocky road, some kind of crummy chocolate, some crummy cookie dough that's all gristly and bristly. Um, but vanilla never lets you down.
Jared: Soft, gooey inside. Sorry.
Jensen: That's racist. Um, I'm gonna go with orange sherbet.
Jared: [exaggeratedly pleased reaction face] I love orange sherbet!
Jensen: Because he's a little lactose intolerant [rubs over his stomach], so it's [Jared nods yeah], it's kinder on your stomach, but still very sweet.
Jared: I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it. Thank you.
Jared: And thank you, that was not what kind of question I thought you were gonna ask -
Jensen: Didn't see us going down that road. That rocky road.
Jared: Oh, wow. Fine, he's rocky road.
Jensen: [fist pumps] Yes.
Jared: Good luck to your brother and his three day drive, he's lucky to have a sister like you.