Twitter: Rachelmburgess
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Twitter: Rachelmburgess
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
this baby is wearing a dress that costs more than my human life
Millenials Aren’t Buying Cups Because They Drink From Their Mandatory Participation Trophies
Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!
tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*
Me:
me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!”
But now that I am an adult, I’m on the other side of that age gap, and frankly I am disgusted. If you’re a teenager, trust me I get it- it’s really easy to see that as ok especially if your identified as “mature for your age” but let me tell you it is not. It is not ok for an adult to be in a romantic or sexual relationship with a child. At all. That adult is 100% taking advantage of that teenager and is competently aware of what they’re doing and it’s gross.
“I just killed my best friend.” Heathers (1988)
if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right
maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way
Moving on up
chopped contestant: i don't know what to do with this ingredient
me: hoe don't do it
chopped contestant: i'm going to set it aside and think about it later
me: oh my god
me being fake as hell during job interviews