Beyond Azeroth

Tales from the so-called "Real" World.

[bananadellama]

[greenekangaroo]

still one of my favorite pieces of fanart ever. 

[unicornnextdoor]

Julian the god damn unicorn 

[dahlaran-deactivated20150520]

i need julian in my town now

[annie-trelf-blog]

SWEET BABY JESUS A UNICORN

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[annie-trelf-blog]

Scrap was getting better all the time, almost like a real war hound. The scruffy Blisterpaw Hyena would come when he was called by Zinkani. He would sit by her side when she commanded it. He was eager to show his worth beside her when she ventured to the main land to hunt. All under Sol'zen's watchful eye, and it pleased the young Sandfury to no end. The two were closer than they ever had been before.

[annie-trelf-blog]

Finally colored my sketch of Zinkani

[annie-trelf-blog]

Need to get the horde insignia retouched...

[lacie-senpai]

Updated references

[iraffiruse]

[legalfunnybunny]

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

[soundwave1]

[laughfloor]

this is why i choose google over bing.

[annie-trelf-blog]

The death of a romance

Oh my love... You know you will always be in my heart. No matter what our futures hold. We can go our desperate separate ways. But in that quiet place inside. I'll keep you there. I promise. I swear to God I'll keep you. I'm so sorry.

[a-hoard-of-horde-blog]

I'm still in shock...

So, I was informed last night that some rper thinks that they, as an orc, can get a blood transfusion with troll blood to gain troll regeneration abilities.

[annie-trelf-blog]

Zal and Zuffi, Scream.

It had been many seasons since the Darkspear Druid left her safe place in the jungles of Stranglethorn. Her children were old enough to fend for themselves and no longer did she fear for them or their safety. It was on a cloudy mid-morning stalk through her old jungle haven that she picked up the trace of a familiar scent. For a moment her senses were clouded with the haunts of her past. She knew the scent well, it had caused her so much trouble in the past.

"Zalmai." The name slipped through her lips in a snarl, not that she was expecting an answer. "Who wants ta know?" Golden eyes ripped over toward the sound of her voice. There, no more than 20 yards away, perched the druid Zalmai. She was laying on her back on a fallen jungle tree with the tip of a pipe hanging lazily from the corner of her mouth.

For a moment she considered turning and walking away. Many things had changed since her time in the Shadowtusk Clan and she liked to think she had grown since then... but on the other hand. When had that woman allowed her any rest? Before she had made up her mind she found herself crouching slowly to the earth and placing a hand into the soft ground.

Zalmai removed the pipe from her mouth to blow out a ring of smoke sparing a casual glance in Zuffi's direction. Hardly troubled by the smaller woman, clearly she wasn't a threat for her. She looked like she may have been about to say something when thick vines erupted from the bottom of the fell tree. They pinned the larger woman who struggled, screeching at Zuffi she would be sorry and all the like. But she wouldn't. She didn't even feel bad her foe was at a disadvantage, who knew what she was smoking?

The truth was, her feelings for that woman hadn't changed. She rose up, striding over to her fellow druid and kneeling over her. "It's not personal, ya would do the same to me." She reached out and took both sides of Zal's head in her hands. "Just understand... ah only ever wanted ya to like me." There was a sickening twist and a crack before an agonizing scream flew over the jungle canopy.

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[buckysgun]

Game of thrones… Fuck.

[mattiesmiths]

Arrested Development. Fuck.

[luvpink-luvpotter-trustthed-blog]

Shit…also Game of Thrones….But I guess that depends on WHO in the story is you…haha Dany wouldn’t be too bad!

[lokisdeviouspurpose]

Mystery Science Theater 3000.  Forced to watch bad movies with robots every week for ten years.  …Great.

[mermerlatte]

Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated.. ok

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

Hannibal…. nothing has changed

[kirkkstiel-deactivated20131208]

Dollhouse…. 

[ihavemanyotps-deactivated201308]

Game of Thrones…(my dad made me watch the last ten minutes of the latest episode bc he loves the show)

[petiteelfqueen-blog]

Sherlock

*shrugs* at least it’s not spn

[itstimetoseewhaticando-blog]

Supernatural…oh no…

[marcholasmoth]

Supernatural

i don’t know whether to be excited or scared

[slightlyti]

White Collar. Well.. That’s pretty cool. 

[esperincantations]

Yeah, I’d love to have White Collar.

Mine’s Criminal Minds, so yeah, I’m pretty much screwed.

[charlemaigne-monroe-deactivated]

Bad Girls club All Star. Alllll the drama.

[poiplemonsta-blog]

Untamed and Uncut…

[annie-trelf-blog]

7th Heaven... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[catbushandludicrous]

[annie-trelf-blog]

bwahahahaha

[ghostaris]

Path through the desert by ~Girhasha

[annie-trelf-blog]

LET US JUST TAKE A MOMENTto appreciate this SANDFURY DRUID.

Now I know what you’re thinking. ANNIE SANDFURY TROLLS CAN’T BE DRUIDS! ONLY DARKSPEAR!! HEAR ME BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

The Sandfury worship Kimbul. A MOFO TIGER LOA. Hmmm… sounds a lot like Shirvallah doesn’t it? Hey Annie, didn’t Sand Trolls use to be Jungle Trolls? Why yes they did! So isn’t it possible that KIMBUL is actually SHIRVALLAH? And if that were true… Shirvallah grants his power to the druids to change into that gorgeous tiger body… SO! Maybe a devout and powerful follower of the great cat Kimbul could in fact, gain favor to the point of being able to shift into a cat?

YES? NO? MAYBE? So many thoughts in my head.

[a-hoard-of-horde-blog]

Idc that’s a purdy Sandfury cat drood.

[annie-trelf-blog]

I CONCUR

[ghostaris]

Path through the desert by ~Girhasha

[annie-trelf-blog]

LET US JUST TAKE A MOMENT to appreciate this SANDFURY DRUID.

Now I know what you're thinking. ANNIE SANDFURY TROLLS CAN'T BE DRUIDS! ONLY DARKSPEAR!! HEAR ME BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

The Sandfury worship Kimbul. A MOFO TIGER LOA. Hmmm... sounds a lot like Shirvallah doesn't it? Hey Annie, didn't Sand Trolls use to be Jungle Trolls? Why yes they did! So isn't it possible that KIMBUL is actually SHIRVALLAH? And if that were true... Shirvallah grants his power to the druids to change into that gorgeous tiger body... SO! Maybe a devout and powerful follower of the great cat Kimbul could in fact, gain favor to the point of being able to shift into a cat?

YES? NO? MAYBE? So many thoughts in my head.

[annie-trelf-blog]

WAITING

When le boyfriend insists on writing a response to IC story. Only his writing takes longer than yours... and you keep having ideas for more prose... and then he has raids on WoW... but your sub is out... HNNNG