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Elliot / follows from tiny waves / 29 / uk / they/them

[movetothesuburbs]

Hey everyone!

I'm in a bit of a tough spot right now. I've had some health issues and I've been approved for a leave from work, however I had to take some time off before my leave was approved and my paycheck was only about $100.

With my bills and stuff, I'm now overdrawn (plus all the fees 🙃). Rent is coming up soon and I need enough to cover my overdraft and my rent.

My goal is $1500, but I can scrape by with $1000. Anything helps, and if you can't give, please share

PPal: mdsuburbs

Cshapp: $mojemi

[cutemeat]

WTF THEY LITERALLY JUST STOLE AN 8LOVE POST..

[8love]

[8lovemdmcfanart]

[skeilig]

I’m glad dennis has been a magnet for gay dudes since day 1

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[cocklickerdennis]

perfect addition

[billbuttlicker3005]

[dryersheetbear]

how did mac and dennis land on country music. like at what point did they decide that was their niche. you go into quarantine with your friend who you like half hate and you come out of it making country love songs and dressing like cowboys together

[arirna]

[8lovemdmcfanart]

[newtlesbian]

watching always sunny for the first time and what the fuck. where are their pronoun flag pins like in this drawing

[movetothesuburbs]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

george and jerry walked so mac and dennis could run

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i’m sorry i don’t want it to be true either but facts r facts

[oysters-aint-for-me]

poetry. thank you @tackylesbianvibes420

[oysters-aint-for-me]

@bastardmanvibes @energyfleets y’all are killin it in the tags

[iwanttopunchmarshablackburn]

Don’t know why, but I drew MacDennis as Draper’s Day and the Dawnstar (1906)

[emberphantom]

Just saw the title of the new Podcast episode (without listening to it). Are…are we really abandoning the formula of using the actual show episodes titles already? 

[emberphantom]

OOoh okay they say it’s basically a side episode at the end. But now we have to wait a whole week for the actual episode one. gross. 

[mothernaturenetwork]

Coyote finds old dog toy, acts like a puppy A photographer spotted a coyote as it trotted into her yard and explored a toy left in the snow. What she managed to capture on camera is the beauty of play.

[anocccularpatdown]

What is it with this blog? I had like a year long break, I've never posted anything of substance, now I reblog ten posts by the same three people like once a fortnight and still I keep getting more followers?? I literally do not understand.

[chrundletheokay]

Uncle Jack did a reddit AMA:

[chrundletheokay]

darkweb rpg sellers for gay rights

[chrundletheokay]

do y’all think mac sent a long, rambling, and overly personal letter to the darkweb rpg seller?

dear rpg bro:

i feel like i can call u bro bc u and me r so much alike. we both like blowing shit up and doing sketchy things online. do u have a homoerotic relationship w/ ur closeted best friend?? me too!! these r all things we can talk about and more! i hope u will sell me ur rpg, b/c then me and dennis’s relationship could go out w/ a real bang if u know what i mean ;) ;) ;)

oh ps, dennis is my roommate that i’m gay for. the rpg is for him ofc. ok thanks dude!!!

love, mac

[lets-get-murdered]

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