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reblog for noises

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TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

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*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

thishartominefeelz

OH MY GAWWWWDDD

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awwww

danielhowell

what do you think of our new looks

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Then the spinoff: he starts fake WW3 and we lock him in an underground bunker for 7 years, after which he will be moved to some kind of remote tundra landscape to live out the rest of his life as the ‘last man alive’.

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throwtime

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

What a great day.

thedragonflywarrior

This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.

fightsinlipstick

I am almost in tears I am laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I can’t believe you took all the toilet paper. I’m dying. Help. It sounds like the start of a joke: two martial artists, a wrestler, two linebackers and a Navy Seal walk into a Chipotle.

abrandnewtomorrow

I have reblogged this a dozen times and I will reblog it a dozen more.

leaper182

This needs reblogging. I’ve read this before, but it’s still priceless.

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I don’t reblog this amazing piece of human cooperation, assume I’m dead

breelandwalker

IT’S BACK!!!!!

caffeinatedcorvid

Navy seal dude speaks to my soul

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You can never have enough googly eyes, made sense that @markiplier would be next during his rage for The Park’s somewhat convoluted storyline!

Here is the full, uncompressed version on GIPHY!

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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen… I need to tell everybody about!

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theshitneyspears

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

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@murryclurr us when we fight

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me

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CONGRATS ON 12 MILLION!! @therealjacksepticeye :p

((Late :p)) congrats jack!

@therealjacksepticeye ! congrats on 12 million! I know you may not see this but I’m still going to write this. It’s so amazing how someone could have so many subscribers, your phone must go crazy 24/7 ! You totally deserve all of these followers, your one of the nicest, funniest, and coolest you tubers ever! You never fail to make anyone smile and laugh with your videos that you upload. You also upload videos from the heart, that make us feel warm inside. Your humbleness makes us really happy, because many people we meet are too vain. When I first found you, I knew that you were the YouTuber for me, and kept watching till it was 2am here in nj. Also, I watched with full volume…not the best idea 😅 Thank you for making me and many others smile when we see your face when we first put on your videos. You make so many people happy with your videos, and we all hope you stay online, all of us, all of the 12 million subscribers, we all love you so much. Stay loud, stay humble, stay awesome king of bosses! I will see you dude, in your next videooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! 💚

#jacksepticeye #12 million followers

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So this is…a week old. I hadn’t time to draw recently and exams are coming😱 but since I didn’t upload him here…here he is!! Little cute Jacksepticeye chibi!