you will not break me

Jon. 30s. He/Him. shit posts for an audience of one, me. any twitter link sent to the inbox will be deleted. mostly tzp. nothing here is to be taken seriously. known chest hair fan.

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oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

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part of my job is auditing demographic information provided on real estate secured loans. and often i see a white man with an asian wife. it's so common i get confused when it's an asian man with a white wife.

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Keys!!!!!!! (V) ;..; (V)

finally!!!

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Xena needs xex. Where's my man, tbh?

the warrior princess?

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Michael has definitely had his dick sucked by a guy. I mean like…..right?

have you seen aurelio

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already took a spill getting in my new house #christened

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they could switch shirts and it'd still be correct, ofc

the meme i saw and used

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

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When I was working from home I accidentally Pavloved myself into jerking off on my lunch break and now that I'm back in the office I have a hard time focusing after lunch because my dick starts getting horny and my brain wants to cum

that's what bathrooms are for.

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got my keys!!!!!!!

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AND started pulling my portable ac down the stairs to take over to the house. and the old man downstairs couldn't help but give me his unwanted input!!!!!!

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got my keys!!!!!!!

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