you will not break me

Jon. 30s. He/Him. shit posts for an audience of one, me. any twitter link sent to the inbox will be deleted. mostly tzp. nothing here is to be taken seriously. known chest hair fan.

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]

[electricsheepdoctor]

Every time I type "liek" instead of "like" I can feel the specter of mid-2000s memes passing through me like someone walking over my grave.

[electricsheepdoctor]

In my restless dreams, I see him.

[bish0ps]

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[oceanic4life]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

will richard be dicking down boston twinks....

He’s getting fucked by Boston bears actually.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

okay i'll bite. what is a knick.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[fuckedelf]

I saw Dracula buttfucking a Frankenstein

[dissolving--time]

°

[ovur]

You have me blocked meanwhile I'm literally nice. Don't you feel ridiculous?

[itssjanedoe]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

plot twist my cats aren’t the only ones being drugged tonight

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Already had two

[bigassbowlingballhead]

plot twist my cats aren’t the only ones being drugged tonight

[lokihiddleston]

SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH (1996 - 2003)

[zacksfairest]

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

[zacksfairest]

I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING