you will not break me

Jon. 30s. He/Him. shit posts for an audience of one, me. any twitter link sent to the inbox will be deleted. mostly tzp. nothing here is to be taken seriously. known chest hair fan.

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plot twist my cats aren’t the only ones being drugged tonight

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Already had two

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plot twist my cats aren’t the only ones being drugged tonight

[lokihiddleston]

SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH (1996 - 2003)

[zacksfairest]

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

[zacksfairest]

I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING

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cats drugged. now we wait.

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

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[havanaberry]

taylorzakharperez: That fourth set deserved an Oscar. Thanks for the front row seat @lacoste 🐊🎾

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it's always disappointing when you see a man with a beautiful hairy chest and he lifts his arms and there's. nothing.

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i wrote this post about a blond man on traitors canada (who also played on the amazing race canada) and his chest is so hairy. and there's absolutely nothing under his arms. stolen. valor. a fraud. a phony.

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it's always disappointing when you see a man with a beautiful hairy chest and he lifts his arms and there's. nothing.

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I LOVE COCK

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AND BALLS

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I LOVE COCK

[grabmyboner]

imagine being on twitter debating dumb shit right now when you could be talking about cock on tumblr

[styxbugg]

Happy pride month

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]