you will not break me

Jon. 30s. He/Him. shit posts for an audience of one, me. any twitter link sent to the inbox will be deleted. mostly tzp. nothing here is to be taken seriously. known chest hair fan.

[moistalabaster]

sleepy baby moon zombie

[itsanxiete]

despite all of the horrors, we NUT.

[funstyle]

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks

[klara-does-blogging]

Round 2, eastern conference

What is the gayest nhl team

Montreal Canadiens

Philadelphia Flyers

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

PLEASE, answer and spread the word, it’s for science

I did a poll for each division, and now conference and then a final, unless there are some very close results, then I might do a bonus round!

[eroscestlavie]

Curious about this after some of the notes I got on another post.

Would you consider yourself an ambitious person?

Yes, definitely

I’m sometimes competitive or yearn for more, but “ambitious” doesn’t describe me

No, this isn’t me at all

Other/bald

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

[eiledon]

Hold the fuck up. In the Pokémon world, thinking like that is a BIG no-no.

Team Magma: Wouldn’t it be nice if there was more land?

Team Aqua: Wouldn’t it be nice if there was more water?

Team Galactic: Wouldn’t it be nice if there was another world?

Team Plasma: Wouldn’t it be nice if Pokémon weren’t owned by humans? 

Team Flare: Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was beautiful?

I mean seriously. Don’t. Just don’t. 

[doctorsoup]

Team Rocket: Wouldn’t it be great if we had tons of cash and if anybody had a problem with it we broke their legs and threw em off a pier?

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[bargas]

# Chests

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[mxltenchxcxlate]

wanna see how many loads it takes to fill you up? for science 🧪

[tomhoppusdelonge]

the best part about owning your own place is that you can jerk off on the couch and nobody cares

[bigassbowlingballhead]

decided to search rafferty's actor because he's #sexy and out of character he has SUCH a gay voice adfldlfs I love him fem king

The faggcent is strong in Mr Boyle

[bigassbowlingballhead]

i'm trying to take the revolutionary subplot seriously but this girl's lip fillers are taking me out

Her iPhone face

[dirtyvirgin-me]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

why doesn't arthur house of guinness simply fuck his brother instead of risking discovery... is he stupid

Unfortunately he’s very beautiful and gay and therefore quite a bit stupid.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Jon I CANNOT wait to read Levi coming on Hades/Hayden's chest in real time

i'm more excited to find out what the helm does to good boys.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

in an annoyed state already. and have to drive into town to get chip's new book that came out today. it's 90 degrees. the ac in my car don't work. i may murder someone tonight. stay tuned.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

i'd love to get myself a rootbeer float. as a reward. but the last time i went to the local a&w on my trip into town. they were out of ice cream. out of ice cream. at the root beer float place.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT. THEY WERE OUT OF CHICKEN. (this is an A&W/KFC.)

how the fuck. does a kfc. run out of chicken.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

in an annoyed state already. and have to drive into town to get chip's new book that came out today. it's 90 degrees. the ac in my car don't work. i may murder someone tonight. stay tuned.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

i'd love to get myself a rootbeer float. as a reward. but the last time i went to the local a&w on my trip into town. they were out of ice cream. out of ice cream. at the root beer float place.