you will not break me

Jon. 30s. He/Him. shit posts for an audience of one, me. any twitter link sent to the inbox will be deleted. mostly tzp. nothing here is to be taken seriously. known chest hair fan.

[joenateuser]

Matt Cornett as Sam Florek Every Year After 1.03 "Playing with Fire"

[bigassbowlingballhead]

MurderBot for something short to fill the time before your next book comes out

hmmm. noted. noted. i've been thinking about those for a while, i really enjoyed the show and i know the books would be 100 times better (almost always are)

[cikero]

when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot

[bigassbowlingballhead]

The answer is to read some fanfic.

eh fic doesn't scratch that itch for me really.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

not sure if i wanna start another book today or just wait until i get dearly departed on tuesday

[bigassbowlingballhead]

that time mimi hate crimed me

[bigassbowlingballhead]

the other time mimi hate crimed me

[epiphainie]

??? the unprompted cancellation of our greatest humorists (me)

[bigassbowlingballhead]

who said anything about cancellation. i genuinely think these are the funniest things i've ever been told.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

saved those richard gadd pictures while i was pissing on the toilet. i feel like he'd appreciate that.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[joshuaballsett]

who's been teaching him to duck walk......

[bigassbowlingballhead]

drafts down from over 500 to just over 200. progress.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[inflammatory comment with the intention of pissing someone off]

[verydirtyblondebf]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

there are so many dicks in my drafts. what a beautiful place.

[cptrs]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I’m gathering a tiger is like the pwhl harambe

[bigassbowlingballhead]

that time mimi hate crimed me

[bigassbowlingballhead]

the other time mimi hate crimed me

[morgansyorkie]

Tonight a couple of old buds reunited // x x