you will not break me

Jon. 30s. He/Him. shit posts for an audience of one, me. any twitter link sent to the inbox will be deleted. mostly tzp. nothing here is to be taken seriously. known chest hair fan.

[poketcg-art]

Croconaw -- Ken Sugimori

[doppelgender]

A dry sense of humping

[animentality]

[booksandchainmail]

#WHAT a fucking read of the manic pixie dream girl#I want this desperately actually???#perfect quirky enigmatic mystery girl who has all the traits you don't but long for#and lives life with extreme confidence and whimsy doing whatever she truly wants#and she's the future you can have!! she's here because she loves you! she wants you to be happy!#she hated being you so she knows how much you hate being yourself but she's here to prove to you#that there is a joy you can attain#there is a self you will love (tags via @aethersea)

[bigassbowlingballhead]

jay leno kill yourself.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

jay leno kill yourself.

[darkboydesire]

[joshuaballsett]

when you play a life simulator such as the sims 2 (the greatest sims game of all time) do you pronounce it live mode or live mode

live mode

live mode

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[bigassbowlingballhead]

mitchell has enthralled stuart with his grandmothery ways

he's enthralled us all with his grandmothery ways. but especially stuart and his tight hole.

[buttholy]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Tom Holland on the new GQ cover. Full pit if you’re nasty

i'm sorry. i'm gonna be mean. mr. zendaya's pit's aren't it. to me.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Watching the World Cup and seeing all these brief lines on thick asses. It’s a beautiful thing

should... should i be watching the world cup?

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[bigassbowlingballhead]

part of my job is auditing demographic information provided on real estate secured loans. and often i see a white man with an asian wife. it's so common i get confused when it's an asian man with a white wife.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Keys!!!!!!! (V) ;..; (V)

finally!!!

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Xena needs xex. Where's my man, tbh?

the warrior princess?