you will not break me

Jon. 30s. He/Him. shit posts for an audience of one, me. any twitter link sent to the inbox will be deleted. mostly tzp. nothing here is to be taken seriously. known chest hair fan.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

every time i ask my friend if she wants to go do something i'm almost immediately reminded why i don't do things with her very often anymore.

i asked if she wanted to make a quick trip to petsmart with me. and i'm like. ready to go. it's two almost three in the afternoon. i ask how long until she could be ready and it's "oh i don't know" and probably won't be for another hour or more until she's ready and by then my urge to go anywhere will be gone.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

yes, you should be ready to do things with me when i am. or you lose your window. i've done enough sitting around waiting for the last ten years. i'm over it.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

but i'm trying to make an effort. i asked her fifteen year old son for help when we move the big things. *through gritted teeth* so i'm making an effort.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

every time i ask my friend if she wants to go do something i'm almost immediately reminded why i don't do things with her very often anymore.

i asked if she wanted to make a quick trip to petsmart with me. and i'm like. ready to go. it's two almost three in the afternoon. i ask how long until she could be ready and it's "oh i don't know" and probably won't be for another hour or more until she's ready and by then my urge to go anywhere will be gone.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

yes, you should be ready to do things with me when i am. or you lose your window. i've done enough sitting around waiting for the last ten years. i'm over it.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

every time i ask my friend if she wants to go do something i'm almost immediately reminded why i don't do things with her very often anymore.

i asked if she wanted to make a quick trip to petsmart with me. and i'm like. ready to go. it's two almost three in the afternoon. i ask how long until she could be ready and it's "oh i don't know" and probably won't be for another hour or more until she's ready and by then my urge to go anywhere will be gone.

[chizhik-pyzhik]

my people will vagueblog your people

[joshuaballsett]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

just did a test run of putting the cats in a carrier to move them. this is not going to go well for me.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

these cats are putty in my hands. i can pick them up toss them around, slink them through my arms. they're chill. the second they see the crate they gain the strength of their ancestors and move every which way to Not enter the carrier.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

just did a test run of putting the cats in a carrier to move them. this is not going to go well for me.

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[anappreciationofmen]

EVAN MULROONEY

via Instagram

[tylerposey]

ROBERT GILBERT as Tim Big Boys (1.04)

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[epiphainie]

we still don't have healthy cigarettes...yawn

[bigassbowlingballhead]

chip pons just casually posting art for his new book with cum in hades' chest hair. jesus christ chip. you can't just drop that on a saturday afternoon.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

He’s so proud of himself for it too, you can tell he shows no remorse in rocking my world before I even read his book.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

chip pons just casually posting art for his new book with cum in hades' chest hair. jesus christ chip. you can't just drop that on a saturday afternoon.

[francoisarnaudsource]

François Arnaud | LA | 06/01/26