you will not break me

Jon. 30s. He/Him. shit posts for an audience of one, me. any twitter link sent to the inbox will be deleted. mostly tzp. nothing here is to be taken seriously. known chest hair fan.

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i just think tzp should do another men's health video. but this time with no shirt and tighter shorts.

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two hours ago: i'm going to the pharmacy (located in the grocery store) do we need anything while i'm down there

mom, just now: oh you should have got avocados.

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paul anthony kelly

David Corenswet

François Arnaud

f- david (i think he'd say shit like golly and schucks while i'm slobbing on his knob)

m- pak

k- francois

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anyway!!! my sourdough starter has baby bubbles!!!!!! it's alive!!! ish.

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there were more bubble!!! so i mixed in the hooch (that's the liquid on top) i read that mixing it in instead of tossing it will provide a more intense sour flavor and that's what i want. discarded half and fed her. we're on our waaaaaaay.

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robbie, the guy from rivals, pak

a true battle of the chest hair.

hmmm

f- pak

m- aidan turner

k- robbie :(

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Fmk

tzp, Michael c, Francois

too easy

f- michael

m- tzp

k- francois

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Fmk. Joshua Bassett. Troye Sivan. Milo Manheim.

f- josh

m- milo

k- troye

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fmk the bennett bros fmk gordo/mark/thomas

hmm

f- joe

m- carter

k- kelly

f- mark

m- gordo (bonus still get to fuck mark)

k- thomas.

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lay's changed their sour cream and onion recipe. it's not bad, just more onion forward.

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Do you prefer couples with a similar age or an age gap?

as long as no one is a minor, i literally don't give a shit.

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FMK heated rivalry big 3 Hudson Connor & Francois

the robbie erasure 😭 justice for my hairy short king.

f- hud

m- francois

k- connor

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let's go some fmks

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charzphill

[lyz-3]

[joshuaballsett]

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Hey Jon- do you have the photo of TZP wearing the T&Co rings? Also the one of them at cartier! I would so appreciate it!

are these what you're looking for

bonus cartier ring from the emmy's

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i dont have a vent blog because havihn to see me crash out every once in a while is just a part of the experience that comes with being my mutual