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Hi!

"Oh hi new anon frend!!!"

"it's nice to meet you! What's your name?"

[RANDOM REDESIGN GO!!! I did update them a little bit so that's why they look a little different!]

"I'm the Anon who yaps, or, the Yapping Anon, or, The Yapper! Call me anything, really, I don't mind!"

"It's a pleasure to meet you Yapper! My name's ArtAnon! But you can call me anything you want!"

"Nice to meet you!"

"Nice to meet you too! You're my friend now!"

"Alright! Though, my Speciality as an Anon is being overly talkative and annoying, just saying. I might yap about stuff for hours, hence why I'm the Yapping Anon-"

Hi!

"Oh hi new anon frend!!!"

"it's nice to meet you! What's your name?"

[RANDOM REDESIGN GO!!! I did update them a little bit so that's why they look a little different!]

"I'm the Anon who yaps, or, the Yapping Anon, or, The Yapper! Call me anything, really, I don't mind!"

"It's a pleasure to meet you Yapper! My name's ArtAnon! But you can call me anything you want!"

"Nice to meet you!"

Hi!

"Oh hi new anon frend!!!"

"it's nice to meet you! What's your name?"

[RANDOM REDESIGN GO!!! I did update them a little bit so that's why they look a little different!]

"I'm the Anon who yaps, or, the Yapping Anon, or, The Yapper! Call me anything, really, I don't mind!"

convicted-biter-anon

Nom. *The Anon bites Biter*

Owie! Squeee x3

I bites you back! >:3

(Biter telekinetically bites back Anon, wherever they may be.)

Ow.

Hey Chance, Hey Maf. I've found this weird gambling machine in a blacksite. I think that it's possessed by a female Japanese ghost... She's friendly, tho. *The Anon carefully placed the Gotchapon*

Uh…..

..a what-

..should we be concerned..?

NAH FUCK THAT. GAMBLING TIME.

*Chance immediately begins trying to play with the machine.*

…madonne.. you believe the lack of brains that this stuntz has?

*Maf casually nudges the anons shoulders while sighing.*

Yeah... He likes the machine, at least! *The spirit manifested*

..yeah….

*Chance continued to gamble, not noticing the spirit. Mafs eyes widened and he immediately became stiff.*

..eh Chance-

WHY WONT IT GIVE ME THE SILVER COIN??? THIS IS RIGGED ISNT IT?!

You dumbass- LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU

Huh- OH—

*Chance backs up immediately, looking up at the spirit.*

Uhhhhhhhhh. Nope-

*The spirit is just watching. She doesn't look threatening. And look, Chance has won one of the charms from the machine!*

ITS A DEMONNN- huh..?

*Chance grabs the silver coin charm, no longer caring about the spirit looming over them and maf.*

I-I…

Chance. Uhh-

ITS FINALLY MINE- OWWWWWWW

LOOK.

*Chance acknowledges the spirit with a blink.*

..right— uhh…hi….? Uh- anon? Can it speak, or…?

It's a she. And yes, the spirit can speak.

Oh-

Uhh hi, ms.

Is she friendly..?

Eh…. I’m gonna guess. Try somethin’, see how she responds.

*Chance pokes her.*

Heh.

*He continues to poke her.*

*The spirit manifested*

Huh- oh..! Ehhh…hello..!

*Chance became less tense, less fearful of the spirit now.*

…eh.. welcome to the realm..! I’m Chance and this is Maf- and uh- anon too.

..she kinda looks like pr3tty..

Eh.. maybe she’s different. Anyway.. uh.. hi!

*The spirit/ghost greeted them cheerfully, in Japanese*

*Mafioso examined the spirit, approaching wearily. He seemed curious. Both of them did.*

So, you supposed to be the spirit of Lady Luck, or somethin’ along those lines…?

*The spirit speaks Japanese*

*Both Mafioso and Chance turn to the anon in the corner.*

……whats she saying..?

..eh… Do you have a translator- or speak Japanese…? It doesn’t give us any devices.. and neither me or mafioso knows Japanese.

*The Anon shrugs. Gotchapon goes: "As they say in America: Let's. go. gaaaambling!", It being in Japanese too, except the "Let's go gambling" part.*

*Chances eyes widen immediately.*

GAMBLEEEE— GIMME-

…of course-

*He looked at the spirit, then at the anon.

Sorry about them. Theyre uhh- a chronic gambler- chance cut that out!

*Maf slaps Chance.*

Ow! Sorry!

Yeah, I can see that they like gambling...

Hm..

*Mafioso pokes the spirit, curious.*

I should get my boys to see this-

*The spirit waits for anyone else to approach, being curious about meeting new people*

*Mafioso whistles and calls his guys in.*

Eh, spirit, meet my boys. This is Consigliere, Caporegime, Soldier and Contractee. Boys, this is the spirit. Shes harmless.

….eh….hello!!

*The boys wave awkwardly. Though contractee bravely steps up.*

Woah-! I love your hair!! And your colors too!

*The spirit greeted them cheerfully, once again*

*The boys begin to ask it questions while Chance gambled with the gotchapon.*

I can speak Japanese too!

*Contractee begins to talk to her in broken Japanese. Sounding very terrible.*

*The spirit looks confused, but seems to appreciate the effort, nonetheless*

..uhm…

This dumbass- i cannot with him.

*Contractee curiously shows the spirit around the area, prideful. The boys just watched. Exasperated by him.*

*The spirit is curious, too.*

This is our radiator!! It’s where Chance makes their sandwiches! Since we… yknow, don’t have a… working stove ..

*Contractee keeps trying to show the spirit different stuff they have laying around.*

*The spirit is visibly interested in the "tour"*

*Contractee walked over to a desk where he had some stuff.*

This is a fire extinguisher I took from a guy who owed us! Here!

*Contractee offered the extinguisher to the spirit. Meanwhile maf and Chance turn their heads towards each other.*

You think he might….extinguish the hair..?

Ehhhhh— be careful Stefano!

I am! don’t worry

*He sprayed the spirit, falling over like a disgruntled penguin.*

..he actually did it!!

…sorry!

Is she alright though-

*The guys stand behind mafioso, watching the spirit while cowering*

*The spirit seems to be okay. She doesn't even look like she's angry-*

…huh?

You’re not mad?

*Chance blinks. Contractee sighs immediately, visibly softening.*

That’s a relief! Sorry about that!!

*The spirit's "candle" hair got extinguished-*

…oh.

Too soon, Stefano.

*The spirit looks confused-*

Listen — we’re sorry about the hair! Really! I didn’t mean to!

.. I don’t think she’s gonna kill you, Stefano.

.. oh..!

*It Is probably the first time someone's ever tried to extinguish the hair. The spirit is trying to process it, currently.*

*The guys watch silently, looking curious but still slightly aware*

*The spirit looks at them in confusion-*

*The guys stayed huddle for a moment longer, until mafioso sighs, fed up with Chance and Contractee’s baby behavior*

.. alright, I think we need to restart-

*Mafioso sighs. He approached the spirit*

..eh.. hi. My name is Mafioso — or Vittoro. This is Contractee/Stefano, and the guy who looks like a bloody tampon is Chance. We’re sorry about the chaotic-ness. Those two are basically just big scaredy-cats that we’re stuck with.

*The spirit speaks Japanese once again. Those guys may need a translator. But, if judging by the tone alone, the spirit seems to appreciate the introduction.*

Uè Stefano, get the big brick thing

*He turns his head to look at Contractee*

…?

The one Soldier made.

Oh!!! On it boss!

*Contractee scurries off, returning with the other men, and the translator box, that looked like a clunky, old gameboy with only two separate nozzles below the screen, and two buttons below*

Thanks, Contractee.

*Mafioso holds the clunky translator, examining it before handing it to the spirit. Contractee eagerly perks up*

Ooo!! Lemme tell her!

So, the right nozzle is the language thats bein’ translated! The left nozzle is set to English. Now, you speak into the box while holding this red button, and when you’re finished you just let go and click the small black button beside it!

*The spirit follows the instructions. Now, they can finally understand her!*

Hey Chance, Hey Maf. I've found this weird gambling machine in a blacksite. I think that it's possessed by a female Japanese ghost... She's friendly, tho. *The Anon carefully placed the Gotchapon*

Uh…..

..a what-

..should we be concerned..?

NAH FUCK THAT. GAMBLING TIME.

*Chance immediately begins trying to play with the machine.*

…madonne.. you believe the lack of brains that this stuntz has?

*Maf casually nudges the anons shoulders while sighing.*

Yeah... He likes the machine, at least! *The spirit manifested*

..yeah….

*Chance continued to gamble, not noticing the spirit. Mafs eyes widened and he immediately became stiff.*

..eh Chance-

WHY WONT IT GIVE ME THE SILVER COIN??? THIS IS RIGGED ISNT IT?!

You dumbass- LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU

Huh- OH—

*Chance backs up immediately, looking up at the spirit.*

Uhhhhhhhhh. Nope-

*The spirit is just watching. She doesn't look threatening. And look, Chance has won one of the charms from the machine!*

ITS A DEMONNN- huh..?

*Chance grabs the silver coin charm, no longer caring about the spirit looming over them and maf.*

I-I…

Chance. Uhh-

ITS FINALLY MINE- OWWWWWWW

LOOK.

*Chance acknowledges the spirit with a blink.*

..right— uhh…hi….? Uh- anon? Can it speak, or…?

It's a she. And yes, the spirit can speak.

Oh-

Uhh hi, ms.

Is she friendly..?

Eh…. I’m gonna guess. Try somethin’, see how she responds.

*Chance pokes her.*

Heh.

*He continues to poke her.*

*The spirit manifested*

Huh- oh..! Ehhh…hello..!

*Chance became less tense, less fearful of the spirit now.*

…eh.. welcome to the realm..! I’m Chance and this is Maf- and uh- anon too.

..she kinda looks like pr3tty..

Eh.. maybe she’s different. Anyway.. uh.. hi!

*The spirit/ghost greeted them cheerfully, in Japanese*

*Mafioso examined the spirit, approaching wearily. He seemed curious. Both of them did.*

So, you supposed to be the spirit of Lady Luck, or somethin’ along those lines…?

*The spirit speaks Japanese*

*Both Mafioso and Chance turn to the anon in the corner.*

……whats she saying..?

..eh… Do you have a translator- or speak Japanese…? It doesn’t give us any devices.. and neither me or mafioso knows Japanese.

*The Anon shrugs. Gotchapon goes: "As they say in America: Let's. go. gaaaambling!", It being in Japanese too, except the "Let's go gambling" part.*

*Chances eyes widen immediately.*

GAMBLEEEE— GIMME-

…of course-

*He looked at the spirit, then at the anon.

Sorry about them. Theyre uhh- a chronic gambler- chance cut that out!

*Maf slaps Chance.*

Ow! Sorry!

Yeah, I can see that they like gambling...

Hm..

*Mafioso pokes the spirit, curious.*

I should get my boys to see this-

*The spirit waits for anyone else to approach, being curious about meeting new people*

*Mafioso whistles and calls his guys in.*

Eh, spirit, meet my boys. This is Consigliere, Caporegime, Soldier and Contractee. Boys, this is the spirit. Shes harmless.

….eh….hello!!

*The boys wave awkwardly. Though contractee bravely steps up.*

Woah-! I love your hair!! And your colors too!

*The spirit greeted them cheerfully, once again*

*The boys begin to ask it questions while Chance gambled with the gotchapon.*

I can speak Japanese too!

*Contractee begins to talk to her in broken Japanese. Sounding very terrible.*

*The spirit looks confused, but seems to appreciate the effort, nonetheless*

..uhm…

This dumbass- i cannot with him.

*Contractee curiously shows the spirit around the area, prideful. The boys just watched. Exasperated by him.*

*The spirit is curious, too.*

This is our radiator!! It’s where Chance makes their sandwiches! Since we… yknow, don’t have a… working stove ..

*Contractee keeps trying to show the spirit different stuff they have laying around.*

*The spirit is visibly interested in the "tour"*

*Contractee walked over to a desk where he had some stuff.*

This is a fire extinguisher I took from a guy who owed us! Here!

*Contractee offered the extinguisher to the spirit. Meanwhile maf and Chance turn their heads towards each other.*

You think he might….extinguish the hair..?

Ehhhhh— be careful Stefano!

I am! don’t worry

*He sprayed the spirit, falling over like a disgruntled penguin.*

..he actually did it!!

…sorry!

Is she alright though-

*The guys stand behind mafioso, watching the spirit while cowering*

*The spirit seems to be okay. She doesn't even look like she's angry-*

…huh?

You’re not mad?

*Chance blinks. Contractee sighs immediately, visibly softening.*

That’s a relief! Sorry about that!!

*The spirit's "candle" hair got extinguished-*

…oh.

Too soon, Stefano.

*The spirit looks confused-*

Listen — we’re sorry about the hair! Really! I didn’t mean to!

.. I don’t think she’s gonna kill you, Stefano.

.. oh..!

*It Is probably the first time someone's ever tried to extinguish the hair. The spirit is trying to process it, currently.*

*The guys watch silently, looking curious but still slightly aware*

*The spirit looks at them in confusion-*

*The guys stayed huddle for a moment longer, until mafioso sighs, fed up with Chance and Contractee’s baby behavior*

.. alright, I think we need to restart-

*Mafioso sighs. He approached the spirit*

*The spirit speaks Japanese once again. Those guys may need a translator. But, if judging by the tone alone, the spirit seems to appreciate the introduction.*

*Eating sugar* @anon-who-yaps

Hey buddy! I don't think thats the healthiest! Though my buddy Sprout bakes sweets all the time if you're craving something sweet!

-🌈🌼

I'm an Anon, I can't exactly get diabetes. I'm not even a human-

I was more worried about your heart health! Golly, how odd!

-🌈🌼

I can't exactly die, too. If that even were to happen SOMEHOW, I'd just... respawn. Anons are different from humans.

Golly, I guess I can't stop you then!

-🌈🌼

*The Anon starts yapping about life matters to Dandy*

*Eating sugar* @anon-who-yaps

Hey buddy! I don't think thats the healthiest! Though my buddy Sprout bakes sweets all the time if you're craving something sweet!

-🌈🌼

I'm an Anon, I can't exactly get diabetes. I'm not even a human-

I was more worried about your heart health! Golly, how odd!

-🌈🌼

I can't exactly die, too. If that even were to happen SOMEHOW, I'd just... respawn. Anons are different from humans.

*Eating sugar* @anon-who-yaps

Hey buddy! I don't think thats the healthiest! Though my buddy Sprout bakes sweets all the time if you're craving something sweet!

-🌈🌼

I'm an Anon, I can't exactly get diabetes. I'm not even a human-

fragilejellybeans

*Casually sends W.D GASTER to Dumbville*

*Who was this? He.. didn't look like a bean-*

*To any random beans* Guys, look who I've found!

AAAAAAAH- *Someone falls through the ceiling*

"AH!"

Miku tries to run out of the way but you end up falling right on her

Uhhh. Hi. *It was your average, friendly Anon*

"Can you get off me please…"

Right, right- *The Anon gets off her, allowing her to stand up*

Miku immediately stands up and begins dusting herself off.

"Now, how did you get in here?"

Uhhh... You can find the answer by yourself, I think- *There's a prominent, Anon-shaped hole in the ceiling*

"Hm…. I'll fix that later."

"Anywho! What's your name!"

Anon.

"The name's Hastune Miku, the host of MIKU'S SPECTACULAR SHOW!! The pleasure is all mine!"

Hatsune Miku. Am I saying that correctly? I'm not perfect with foreign names-

"You got it!!"

*The Anon writes the name down in a notebook, taking notes*

AAAAAAAH- *Someone falls through the ceiling*

"AH!"

Miku tries to run out of the way but you end up falling right on her

Uhhh. Hi. *It was your average, friendly Anon*

"Can you get off me please…"

Right, right- *The Anon gets off her, allowing her to stand up*

Miku immediately stands up and begins dusting herself off.

"Now, how did you get in here?"

Uhhh... You can find the answer by yourself, I think- *There's a prominent, Anon-shaped hole in the ceiling*

"Hm…. I'll fix that later."

"Anywho! What's your name!"

Anon.

"The name's Hastune Miku, the host of MIKU'S SPECTACULAR SHOW!! The pleasure is all mine!"

Hatsune Miku. Am I saying that correctly? I'm not perfect with foreign names-

AAAAAAAH- *Someone falls through the ceiling*

"AH!"

Miku tries to run out of the way but you end up falling right on her

Uhhh. Hi. *It was your average, friendly Anon*

"Can you get off me please…"

Right, right- *The Anon gets off her, allowing her to stand up*

Miku immediately stands up and begins dusting herself off.

"Now, how did you get in here?"

Uhhh... You can find the answer by yourself, I think- *There's a prominent, Anon-shaped hole in the ceiling*

"Hm…. I'll fix that later."

"Anywho! What's your name!"

Anon.

AAAAAAAH- *Someone falls through the ceiling*

"AH!"

Miku tries to run out of the way but you end up falling right on her

Uhhh. Hi. *It was your average, friendly Anon*

"Can you get off me please…"

Right, right- *The Anon gets off her, allowing her to stand up*

Miku immediately stands up and begins dusting herself off.

"Now, how did you get in here?"

Uhhh... You can find the answer by yourself, I think- *There's a prominent, Anon-shaped hole in the ceiling*

AAAAAAAH- *Someone falls through the ceiling*

"AH!"

Miku tries to run out of the way but you end up falling right on her

Uhhh. Hi. *It was your average, friendly Anon*

"Can you get off me please…"

Right, right- *The Anon gets off her, allowing her to stand up*

AAAAAAAH- *Someone falls through the ceiling*

"AH!"

Miku tries to run out of the way but you end up falling right on her