How about, on here, I go by Ando? He's an engineer from YDKJ Vol. 1, and it sounds like Anon. That work? Cool. Cool. This is a You Don't Know Jack (and sometimes Jackbox Games) blog, so what else would be expected?
FIC REQUESTS: CLOSED
ART REQUESTS: CLOSED
Before we start, there's some tags you're gonna wanna know about.
#a.a.a.answers - one of you sent an ask, and I answered it
#a.a.a.rambles- the talking tag, for my nonsense
#a.a.a.reblogs- get reblogged
#a.a.a.art - i drew something
#a.a.a.surveys - I've been known to post a poll from time to time
#a.a.a.info - stuff to know about me
#a.a.a.writes - i'm a fanfic author, but you'd never know,,,,
#a.a.a.requests - stuff you kind people have asked me to write and draw! never be scared to send a request my way, they make my week
Characters will be tagged under their names, and tags will be added to this list as needed!!
Everybody's gotta have a DNI these days,,, here's mine
Just don't interact with me to make fun of others :3 If there's something messy going on that I can help with, shoot me a message, I love to help out, but if you wanna talk shit, take it elsewhere. That's not my style.
As well as the obvious DNI homophobes, racists, pedophiles, stuff like that
Closer? I hardly,,, ehhh it's not funny twice
Thanks for reading all that. Check out @corbingraphics for some sick dividers, and don't be afraid to shoot an ask my way!! I love questions, my special interest is a trivia game, after all
FIND MY FICS UNDER THE CUT!!!! List was getting a little long :3c
Read my fics, if you wanna
the kind of Guy you can't forget (5915 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Characters: Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein, Guy Towers, Bob | Headrush Host (mentioned), Dandelion | Bracketeering Host (mentioned), Toby | Patently Stupid Host (mentioned)
Summary:
Guy spends the Fourth of July building the perfect backyard party, only for every guest to bail. Schmitty shows up late.
GIFT FOR: @remsterden
8/8/19XX (3003 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Relationships: Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein/Guy Towers
Characters: Guy Towers, Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein, Sandy (You Don't Know Jack)
Summary:
Schmitty doesn't care that no one remembered his birthday party. In fact, this is the last time he'll mention it.
GIFT FOR: @remsterden
This game requires online servers that don’t exist anymore. We’re sorry about that. (6174 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 2/2
Characters: Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein, Guy Towers, Gerard (YDKJ), Raul (YDKJ), Buzz Lippman, Helen | You Don't Know Jack Producer (Jackbox Party Pack), Elevator Lady (You Don't Know Jack Volume 4: The Ride)
Summary:
Schmitty is sent back to the 5th Dementia studio to collect some old tech. Guy is sent back to the 5th Dementia studio to carry some old tech. They find a little more than old tech.
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps (7239 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: You Don't Know Jack (Video Game)
Relationships: Nate Shapiro/Guy Towers
Characters: Nate Shapiro, Guy Towers, Buzz Lippman, Cookie Masterson, Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein, Helen | You Don't Know Jack Producer (Jackbox Party Pack), Raul (You Don't Know Jack Video Games) (mentioned)
Summary:
Nate Shapiro would flirt with just about anyone. He just can't get past the flirting stage.
REQUESTED BY: @cookie-dot-ai
[ M | T | W | T | F | S | S ] (7285 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 3/3
Relationships: Cookie Masterson/Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein
Characters: Cookie Masterson, Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein
Summary:
For people who's jobs it is to talk, these two aren't good at talking.
you know what i will ask for,,,,, waiter! waiter! one drawing of guy towers and troy stevens hanging out please!
(no pressure if you arent feeling it of course :3)
THEY Did but Guy Got High and Troy Got Annoyed with it (I did this as a joke LMAO)
liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno
quest of the day,,, im in a knight outfit do you like it :3 the armorsmith gave it to me at a discount i think i have pretty privilege wait why is it falling apart
okay now im not. quest ready. so guess we'll have to just go with a question
gonna hit you with the 'assign your favorite characters animals' beam,,, what animals do you think theyd be and why!!!
ohhhh fuck I’m so bad at these. there are so many damn animals. for the sake of this question only (and sorry that I’m doing this), i have an idea.
Schmitty (Jackbox)
This one looks vaguely upset at me. And if Schmitty knew I was drawing fanart of him with other men? Yeah. He’d look vaguely upset at me too.
Jay (View Askewniverse)
MA! THE DAMN DOG GOT INTO THE EDIBLES AGAIIN! But forreal, what did they do to this poor chihuahua? did they squeeze a habanero into its eyes?
The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
it’s between these two. One is a horror beyond mine or anyone’s comprehension. And the other is a spider. He’d kill me if he knew I prefer the spider over the swan for him so they’re both on here.
@axinasuit (Tumblr)
Self explanatory.
And finally, Coach Z (Homestar Runner).
This one just looks like it’s up to no good. And I think he’d be down to commit some weird atrocities with this fella.
Alright, there! I did it! Sorta. Thank you for the ask. I hope this was everything you ever dreamed of. :-)
throws confetti up into the air. Question of the day
Do you have a favorite dish? As in dishware AND foodstuffs. So like, for example, one prefers a mug over anything else AND likes spaghetti. Yeah. You get it.
Uh, sorry about the confetti, by the way. I’ll get someone to clean that up.
nah dw I've got Raul on it,,, after Donny took his job he's been working for me :3 Raul clean that up.
anyways yaaayyyy!!! I like the grey slop (chicken & dumpling) and I love those bowls with the handles on emmm
like these!! i feel sooooo fancy :3 the ones i have are thicker and it keeps my soup warm and its lovely
I’m lowkey nervous to interact with you, since I’m your pinned post, it said that you freely block.
Anyway, which of the OG 5 is your favorite? (Mine is Cookie, with Buzz in second.)
Hey!! Didn't realize that made me scary, promise I'm friendly!! Usually takes a reason of some kind, and really nobody here has given me one, y'all are all real friendly like.
Honestly? Nate has kind of gotten me into a choke hold. I find him really charming and he's fun to draw. Hes the one my girlfriend said I'd like and she read me like a book before I even got to settle in with the series. Love Nate to bits.
Cookie might be my second place, if you couldn't guess by the username. I unfortunately love hyper violent characters with gambling addictions, and I mean, what can I say? He's mean. That's cute. I think I enjoy him as a sign in host
a fic exploring cookie and schmitty's on-and-off friendship could be fun, like them getting back together after a while 👀 maybe a bit gay too
[ M | T | W | T | F | S | S ] (7285 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 3/3
Relationships: Cookie Masterson/Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein
Characters: Cookie Masterson, Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein
Summary:
For people who's jobs it is to talk, these two aren't good at talking.
Do you think I don't even think that you want me, again?
Yesterday, @anonymous-authors-anonymous brought up their smoking headcannons for the hosts, and I haven't really stopped thinking about it. I like talking about this kind of stuff.
Nate has always been the person to use a smoke break as an excuse to hide from his problems. it's not the best habit, and he's tried quitting a few times, but ultimately has settled into it being his "vice". It's classy, in an old Hollywood way, so he reasons that it's okay. He prefers thins to regulars, specifically the brand Capri. Prefers menthol and usually goes for their indigos. He keeps them in Serling silver case and uses a zippo lighter . Nate's always preferred smoking alone but has a habit of bringing other people in with him, really the only reason Buzz hasn't fully managed to quit.
