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Hiatus
tl;dr parents banned me from using any of the computers in the house, idk when I’ll be back but I hope it won’t be too long
All drafts, asks and starters will be (obviously) put on hold until I get back
Thank you!
↳ Sleep was a given luxury to the mentor of the British assassins, late nights knee deep in paperwork sent him to the arms of sleep perhaps far to early. Half of his work done. A loud banging coming from the main door downstairs caused quite the outrage of the still sleeping British order, the second knock sent colorful language along with a pillow thrown at the mentor’s head from a very irate younger twin ( not a fan of meeting the sunrise )
Eye’s barely opened Henry now with a yawn, climbed down the stairs meeting the knocks as he now glanced into the door’s porthole. Meeting a women dressed in assassin as she spoke meeting his gaze.
“Speaking. You must be the assassin George inquired about?”
🌙 || She can’t help but smile a bit. It’s been perhaps a year since that hellish nightmare had passed her sight, their kindred folk taken down left and right to mark the rise of the Templars. As long as she’s here, any sign of familiarity will do her mind good, including the tired voice beyond the door that probably expects an answer.
“ Mr. Westhouse? Oh please - ”
The businesswoman only knows who she mentions just a smidge; his mannerisms bored her and she had come to London with the intention of freely searching for the rest of the Assassins without a cranky old man to supervise her. Inquiring was hardly the word to describe what had transpired, and her lips tighten as she continues.
“ - I’d say that I was the one doing all the inquiring. But yes, that would be me. ”
“ May I enter? ”
“ We can’t go back now , ” Zoe murmured , voice tired and lips drawn in a thin line . She’s far from happy about their situation , but it’s not safe for them to go back just yet – too many guards on high alert , ready and waiting for the assassins to return to FINISH their job . At least , she thought , the main target – the one they had FAILED to kill – hadn’t seen their faces ; there was still a chance there , so long as they WAITED .
“ We have to wait for another day ; my girls can let us know when it’s SAFE to go back and finish the job . ”
🌙 || Her companion’s suggestion stirs nothing but feelings of contempt that unsettle her completely. After all, completing a mission on a single attempt has become her standard, and with the armed men keeping watch in the streets, the lady Assassin is fixated on intrusive thoughts that largely center around deserting her partner and risking her own to go after the man.
But she’s just one person. Hopefully, Maheen could convince the other.
“ Listen, I love you, but that’s a load of crap. If the guards are on watch, then our target will get farther and every second he runs away is a second more making him more impossible to kill- ”
“ - should we distract the guards? run them out of the area? ”
@crawfordstarrick
🌙 || In the city which she’s grown rather fond of, the lady finds many opportunities for adventure and high-class exploits that satisfy her dissatisfaction for the steel Victorian standards the upper echelon naturally adheres to. Business was merely one justified way to avoid the nobles ( ωιтн ѕυcн gαявαgє ρєяѕσηαℓιтιєѕ ) in favor of making time for the important people that would certainly not waste her time.
Of course, that includes the man she’s told is responsible for keeping London’s heartbeat healthy and steady, and in no time the woman is at his door, making a face at the metal ring before clasping it to knock.
“ Mr. Starrick, are you in by any chance? ”
Headcanon
So I already made it clear that Lucy was a widow before the game came out and while it’s been confirmed she never married, I still want to play on that aspect of her family’s pressure to have her married off in order to keep their family and family business afloat.
I personally think that she came into contact with the Templar Order first by a member by the name of Reginald, a wealthy man of good social standing and someone whom her mother vehemently pushed her to court with. In a short time, they announced their engagement although Lucy still spent a majority of her time separate from him and devoted to her management for the tea company and her religious research.
She never did come to love Reginald(much to his ignorance), although he brought her to certain Templar social calls in the city for his status as the former Grandmaster’s second in command. It was there she first met Crawford Starrick, the newest Grandmaster who had recently decided to keep Reginald on for the sake of popularity.
Crawford and her were by no means fast friends through this, but they spoke briefly over pieces of Eden, knowledge which Starrick had pried to find out what Lucy knew. It was not until she outbid him at an auction the following week and intensely pursued her did she end up initiated…
As she became adjusted to Templar rites and rituals and began to quickly impress Starrick with her advances on PoE research, she soon devised a plan to ascend higher in the Order…
By the next year her fiance suddenly died of arsenic poisoning. It was blamed on the Assassin factions remaining in the city. Shortly after, Lucy was announced as Starrick’s new second in command with a high income that prevented her from having to marry and being perfectly able to care for her company.
Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I’m not afraid to die!”
“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
“I think I can handle it.”
“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No more killing. It has to stop!”
“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“Leave before it gets dark.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.”
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Please! You must stop!”
“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
“I didn’t want them to kill you.”
“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
“That was the night I died.”
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
“She never woke up again.”
“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
“There’s a demon inside you.”
“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
“Everyone fears their own mortality.”
“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
“Why did you stop me from killing her?”
“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.”
“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
“Tell me while you’re still alive!”
“This is a tomb for the both of us.”
“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
“HAM!”
SFW Romance Sentence Meme
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“As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”
“Death isn’t the end of true love, only a test.”
“Dogs are always gonna chase cars, just like I’m always gonna chase you.”
“Heaven without you would be hell.”
“I can’t tell you how happy I am that I don’t just love you, that I get to say I’m /in/ love /with/ you.”
“I don’t know what scares me more, the fact that one day you might ask me to leave, or that I love you so much that I would leave immediately to keep you happy.”
“I don’t want happily ever after with you, I want the realness of love. I want the mountains but I also want the valleys, because I’m stupid and arrogant and if it were just the mountains I would never truly appreciate what an amazing gift the universe had blessed me with.”
“I don’t want to choose between your life or mine. I’d rather have ours.”
“I don’t want to spend eternity with you, it’s much too short.”
“I love you so much it makes me sick. There’s no cure, but an effective treatment is your love in return.”
“I need air more than you, but only so that I have the breath to tell you how much I love you.”
“I want to have good times with you, but I also want the bad times with you because any time with you is better than time without you.”
“I was scared to admit that I had started loving you because it would mean admitting that I would never stop.”
“I’d destroy the world for you. I would tear it apart piece by piece all for you, and I would do it with a smile. But, on the other hand, I would strive to make the world a better place for you. I would build it up brick by brick all for you, and I would do it with a smile.”
“If you ever see me with a big goofy smile on my face for seemingly no reason, don’t worry, I’ve only just remembered how lucky I am to have your love.”
“In the beginning I was so terrified of losing you that I didn’t want to fall for you. I still live with that fear, but you give me the strength to overcome that fear and give you all the love I have.”
“My memory fails me sometimes. I don’t always remember your name, or who you are, but the one thing that always sticks in my mind is that you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in the whole world.”
“My whole life I’ve felt like I didn’t matter. I still struggle with that feeling, but every time I see you smile, I remember that as long as I matter to you that’s all I need.”
“People are always saying they would die for their love, they would kill for their love. Me? I’m willing to live for you, to bring life into this world with you.”
“There’s nothing in this world that I need more than your happiness. The fact that your happiness happens to include me is just a bonus.”
“When you cry, I die. When you smile, I soar. ”
“You frustrate me more than anything in life- that’s how I know I really love you.”
“You help me to love myself because how could I have earned your heart if I wasn’t a good enough person to deserve it?”
“You make the world a better place just by existing, and the fact that the world I’m talking about happens to be mine doesn’t make you any less extraordinary.”
“Your love is like food in that it’s all too easy to get addicted to, but so hard to have in moderation because I need it to live.”
“Your smile is blinding. I guess I’m lucky I’ve got you to lead me around.”
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I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked rn but lmao thanks <3
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@aiglex
🌙 || Aѕ ғαr αѕ she can remember, the Sainte-Chapelle has always been one of her favorite places to visit; supposedly holy, she walks around and into the site every now and then with the least amount of respect to the buildings, clearly evidenced by the shopping bag she’s packed within the strength of her two hands as she steps into Assassin domain.
Today, Maheen visits the site in broad daylight to ring up a certain old codger who she had greatly admired since she was a child, and she was very certain he was still holed up in his office. As usual, she forgets to knock on the half-ajar door and walks in on her elder, nonchalantly placing an apple on his table as she drops her bags and grabs a chair.
“ Monsieur Dorian, I didn’t know what you wanted to eat, so I literally just got like everything ... though something tells me I should have asked beforehand. au temps pour moi, but would you have a quick bite with me? ”
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They have chosen a Grand Master so r u t h l e s s, so thorough, one might think Reginald Birch himself had returned. There is no business untainted by his poison. Whosoever controls London, controls the world.
London has barely enjoyed mere minutes of the sunset when she arrives in full Assassin garb at the train hideout she was given the address to. Leave it to Maheen to make rules to govern her double-life and henceforth break them, but meeting up with the remnants of the British Brotherhood wasn’t something she was willing to wait for until the crack of night. She knocks twice with the metal doorknocker outside and steps back, ready to display her intentions to whoever looked through the porthole.
“ Sαℓυт !! Can I have a word with Mr. Henry Green ? ”
“I am uncertain yet.”
This was a strange hour, he had to admit, and for that he regretted knocking on his fellow Assassin’s door. Contracts, however, were contracts, and to complete this one, he’d needed assistance, and he’d been pointed in her direction.
Shifting his weight from one foot to another, he added, “I am looking for Maheen Noorii; I need to speak to her on business matters.”
Business is the word that sets her tone as she glances at her visitor, finally finished with adjusting her clothing from the inside. The man sounds urgent, and yet for a moment she considers referring him to her business hours for the next day. It’s the sudden gleam of his hung hatchet that catches her gaze, eyebrow raised as she is now completely certain of the context behind the American at her apartment. She closes the door for a moment to unlock the chain, finally throwing the door open as her unrefined gesture of welcome.
“ Oн, do come in !! Please don’t mind the ... stuff by the chairs - I’d have cleaned it up if I knew a friend was coming over. ”
So what’s the plan ? To free future generations from a city ruled by Templars.
⚔ Maheen was born a year after Napoleon died, and after her parents told her not to care about him, she reads up on him and gets hooked. Instant fangirl. There’s only so much Arno and the other French Assassins can remember, and she’d probably just lose most of her composure if she ever does meet the legendary general.
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