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Sorry for the mess

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[nimurea]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[zegalba]

a street light in Wroclaw, Poland.

[everythingfox]

Challenge accepted

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[everythingfox]

“Kitty gets some time to play on the slide.”

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[valtsv]

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

[valtsv]

totally unbothered

[kickair8p]

So from the dragon's point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.

[the-big-mood]

[loveable]

SUNSETS PAST 7PM LETS GOOOOO WE MADE IT BOYS!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[marxism-transgenderism]

Peace and love on planet earth

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[themightytej]

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a life

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

[dovewithscales]

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

[everythingfox]

Helping out the little kitten to drink water

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[melessiaarts]

dilemma

[smokeandjollyranchers]

Crying in the club this morning because my cats enjoy our gossip sessions as much as I do 🥺

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I read aloud to my cat, and she purrs through most of it before falling asleep. Sometimes, when I stop, she'll wake up enough to boop me until I read again.

[rslashrats]

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

[rslashrats]

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

[beaft]

the fact that tolkien started writing lord of the rings, realised that the entire concept of the one ring made various plot elements of the hobbit fall to pieces, and dealt with this by saying 'the reason this makes no sense is because the hobbit is from bilbo's perspective and he fudged the truth' is already extremely powerful. but then he actually went the extra mile and re-released the book as essentially the same book but with the plot holes fixed and said 'please enjoy this Objectively True version of this story, untainted by bilbo's mischievous lies' like what a flex. absolute madlad

[dracula61]

[pavel-nabokov-stuff]

Magnificent Phoenix Creation, launched and flown.

[dduane]

This thing is fabulous!

[jaubaius]

Source

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