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Yip- I can’t believe we’re gonna be on tv!
A plucky tiny cub tiger said to his friend walking backstage of a gameshow set said.
Tom- Yeah just remember why we’re here
His friend said, an older wolf with a sky smile.
Yip- To make a ton of cash!!!
Yip, the tiger, was practically bouncing as the person backstage guided them to places. They were on the set of “Best or Beat Friends”. The Host, a thin fox, walked up to them.
- Hey you two! You both ready for the show?
They both nodded, Yip more excited than his friend, Tom.
Host - Great! So I think you both know how it works. You will both go up there and bet on if you know your friend. If you get the answer right, you get the money for yourself and your friend is spared, answer wrong and your buddy takes the punishment… BUT! You still keep that cash for you. Keep your eyes open, there’s always a few surprises as well!
Yip - I don’t know all the rules could you ple-
Tom - Yea yea we both know how it works!
Tom said cutting him off. He invited Yip here after seeing it once but Yip hasn’t yet. An assistant yelled to them, only one minute till the need to take their place in front of their stands. Tom and Yip faced each other to strategize.
Tom - okay remember, let’s not go too crazy at the start. Lets do some gimmies.
Yip - hope we both make some money!
Tom - Don’t stress. I heard some insider info for this episode. I think it’ll be a great outcome! Just don’t hurt me!
Yip- you too! Karla is here in the audience and I don’t want to be embarrassed in front of her.
Tom gave an eyeroll. Yip has been head over heels for this girl for a while now and it’s getting to a point of annoyance. Yip, ignoring his friend, peered through the curtain to see her sitting down front row. A smile burst on his face and his eyes lit up. He was so happy. This was a perfect moment.
Tom and Yip ran to their marks. Two stands on opposite sides of the stage. The stage itself was colorful and bright with zany letters and lights. Yip was bouncing all over the place while Tom kept it cool. The cameraman counted down from 10 and soon the curtain rose…
Host - Welcome to Beat or Beat Friends!!! I’m your wonderful host, Jacki! Here we have two great friends here to either work together and prove their friendship or throw another down the well for some sweet money! Lets meet them shall we?
The host walked over to Yip, dancing on his way.
Jacki - hello kid, what’s your name.
Yip, suddenly shook by stage fright and Karla in the audience looking at him froze. He stammered a bit before he went, “uhhh it’s it’s Yip”.
Jackie - okay and how long have you known Tom?
Yip - si- since I was a kid. He’s my best friend and we do a lot together.
Jackie - so how do you think this will go tonight?
Yip - I think it’ll go great.
Yip - I know everything about him and I’m his longest lasting friend.
Jackie - okay great! So Tom!
He said moving over to him
Jackie - how do you think this will go? Yip here seems-
Tom - I think I’m about to make a lot of money!!!
Tom said completely alive now. He rubbed his hands together and smiles to the audience who cheered him on.
Jackie - okay then let’s get started!!! Yip! Choose a tier of cash. The punishment your friend receives will grow based on the amount picked. So, from $20, $40, $60, $100, what do you pick?
He looked to his friend for help. Tom motioned his hand down for a lower amount and mouthed… “play it safe”
Jackie - alright! So Yip… where did Tom get his first car?
Yip - easy!! He got it at Brakfirst Auto!
Jackie- correct!!! That’s $40 in Yips bank! Now let’s see what fate Tom avoided…
The screen above then rolled like a slot machine or various contraptions and punishments finally landing on a pie.
Jackie - a pie to the face!!! Not the worst, but who wants that on live tv right?
Yip gave himself a little fist pump and smiled to his friend. Tom, in the zone, was mostly ignoring him.
Jackie - Now Tom… how much do you-
Yips face dropped in shock. “What happened to playing it safe!” He thought. Suddenly he started to sweat a little. “It’s okay… it’s Tom. He knows me. I probably could’ve gone for $100 and gotten it. These are easy”
Jackie - wow the hardest one!!! Okay! Lets see here… so Tom… what is Yips favorite book?
“Oh he knows this… we’ve talked about this over and over! Kit and Kat!” Yip thought suddenly calming his nerves.
Tom - uhhhh Catcher in the Rye?
Jackie - no!!!! That is not correct! Yip will take some punishment now!! But before that happens, we got $100 going straight to your bank Tom!
Yip - what the heck man!!
Yip yelled straight at Tom. Tom, unfortunately, was too distracted by the money he just got and started dancing to the audiences delight.
Jackie - oof!! Well that’s not great!
Yip turned to see what it landed on but before he could a boxing glove fist sprung out from his stand and punched him straight in the face.
The fist slammed straight into him punching a dent in his face which caved in. The audience started laughing immediately at the slapstick and enjoying his pain. Yip froze there in excruciating pain. He’d never been punched before and hurt way more than he expected. His eyes were already black and he saw stars. Yip blinked a few times to see Karla and Tom pointing and laughing at him. He wanted to cry. He knew he couldn’t though. He was on tv and had to not embarrass himself.
Yip - heh ow. Okay you got me.
Jackie - WOW! That looked like it hurt!!! Did it hurt Yip?
Yip - yeah that really hurt…
Jackie - Tom how are you feeling?
Tom - oh I’m feeling $100 richer Jackie!!!
Jackie - okay Yip your turn again… $50, $100, $200, or $500? The punishments will be harsher this time.
After feeling that he was terrified for his friend. He wanted to leave. He couldn’t bear the thought of putting Tom in danger.
Yip - well I really don’t want to see that happen to Tom, so $50!
Jackie - fifty it is!!! So Yip, if you can think straight after that brutal punch, what is Toms most scared of?
Jackie - that… is… right!!!! Congrats that fifty to you! Still less than what Tom has but a solid amount!
The crowd cheered a little as Yip smiled with a busted tooth. He spotted Karla and waved happy with his success. Sadly after Karla saw the tooth she winced and looked away from him, hurting Yip in a way that wasn’t physical. His arm slowly bent down and his smile faded.
Jackie - Tom your turn!! How much-
Tom - $500 easily!!!! Give me that mula!!!
The crowd blew up with excitement. Tom was loving it. He didn’t care. No matter what happened that money was his! He was on cloud 9 and wouldn’t come down.
Jackie - wow do you even care about your friend Tom?
Tom - eh he can take it! He’s a tough kitty!
The audience laughed at that remark making Yip shrivel. He hated being called a kitty. Tom was older and always made fun of him for it.
Jackie - okay so Tom… what city was Yip born in and at what time of day?
“Okay that’s tough but Tom knows this… my family has told him on many different occasions” Yip thought fearing what would be five times worse than that punch.
Tom - uhhhhh… if I don’t get this I still get the money right?
Jackie - that is right! But Yip if you yell you will be penalized.
Yip shut up and crossed his arms.
Tom - uhhhh I’ll be honest I have no clue.
Jackie - no worries because you just got $500!!!!
Toms stand lit up and it started raining money around him. A few dancers ran out to celebrate with him and Tom started jumping for joy. To his left though, Yip stood frozen in fear and horrified. How could his friend do this to him? Does he even care? Why is he so happy?
Jackie - ooooooooohhh!! That is rough and a new one!!!
Yips heart sank as he saw the outline of what looked to be a large man.
Yip heard a crack above him and he looked up to see a trapdoor above him. Suddenly his eyes opened wide and he screamed at the top of his lungs. A huge man about 10 times size leaped down over him. The man was naked and hairy only wearing some white briefs. The crowd gasped in shock and awe. Tom looked up and pointed and smiled, laughing at what would happen next. The stand in front of Yip fell in its own trap door to make way for the man.
The man fell about 20 feet with his legs up and ass right above him.
The whole studio shook as he made impact. The audience winced for Yip. The man landed and scrunched down from the impact. He looked up with a smile and started pumping his fist in the air.
Everyone - wooooooooo!!!!!
Jackie - the Cruncher everyone!!! Wow look at that! Where did that cat go??? He is fully smooshed under that enormous ass! Cruncher how you feeling?
Cruncher - I feel something squirming in pain under me!
Cruncher - feels funny! I kinda like it!
With that he jumped up again to reveal Yip squashed on the ground. He was fully flat and spread out with his hands twisted and face mangled. He was in shock and the most pain he’d ever been in. For a brief moment he thought it was over when the weight got off him. He opened his eyes to see it had only just begun.
Cruncher landed right back on him and everyone heard a loud squealch beneath his hairy behind. Different from the initial crunch, his bones were already broken.
Cruncher - AHAHAHA!!! That feels awesome!
Jackie - wow that looks painful! And stinky too! Cruncher when did you shower last?
The crowd laughed and laughed. Tom pointed at crunchers ass for everyone to see Yips tiny hand stuck out, frozen in a flexed and pained position.
Jackie - the that crushing granted you $500! Cruncher please, if you will, get up!
The crowd booed wanted the carnage to continue. Cruncher ate it up and bounced a bit more and grinded in place. Yip mic picked up him moaning in pain beneath him. Eventually cruncher got up to reveal Yip stuck flat to his behind, his body facing in his butt, his face deep in his crack as his entire body molded to the shape of his round and wide butt.
Tom - oh my god look at that!
He said almost crying laughing. Cruncher started twerking for the audience who pointed and laughed and filmed it. The laughing only stopped when they heard a deafening fart from the obese man. Cruncher farted right on Yip whose whole body shook with his ass crack. He cried in there in disbelief of what was going on. He was mortified being on live tv, stuck in a fat mans ass, getting farted on. The fart lasted for 30 whole seconds and everyone was stunned. Cruncher squeezed it out on the cat lifting his left leg releasing the gas. It started as an accident but he quickly realized it was good tv and pushed it out. Eventually when he stopped he swung his hand behind his butt to waft it away making a joke of the situation. Everyone burst into laughter! The fart pushed Yips face out of his ass while his body was still stuck plastered and flat. Looking upside down he saw everyone laughing at him. He smell was putrid. Worse than anything he ever smelt before, and that was before the fart. He saw everyone loving his pain and humiliation. If the fart didn’t make him cry this did. He felt a hand grab the back of his head and then his face was confronted with the huge ass again. Quickly he was shoved back in as the Host unceremoniously pushed him back in while wearing a gas mask. Cruncher squeezed his ass one last time making Yip squeal in pain. Cruncher gave one last “hmpff!” And farted one loud blast that rocketed Yip to the floor slamming him the the ground. Yip smashed face first into the ground and couldn’t move from being absolutely demolished. A pool of tears formed around him.
Jackie - well that fart was not a part of the punishment. So an extra $500 will go to Yip!
Yips head lifted with excitement and a smile through the tears. Finally some real money! Maybe this was all worth it!
Tom - well didn’t I set up the punishment? By the rules shouldn’t it go to me?
Jackie - well… I guess that’s right! $500 to Tom and farts for Yip! Hahaha!!
Yips smile turned to a frown in an instant. Cruncher started to walk off the set to a deafening applause. He triumphantly shook his fist and made a choice to step right on top of his victim.
The part of Yip that wasn’t under his foot squished up the side of his smelly foot and in between his rancid toes. Cruncher stopped there and shook Toms hand and walked off.
Jackie - okay let’s take a quick break! And we’ll get back to it!!
The curtain closed. Tom walked off set following Jackie ignoring his friend who maybe just died. Everyone just walked around the squashed and destroyed cat like nothing happened. He was barely aware but couldn’t believe everyone just didn’t care about his pain and humiliation. They even liked it! Eventually after Yip reformed a bit he got up and shambled over to Tom who was talking with Karla in the audience. Yip stumbled over there with his ears messed up and his whiskers jagged.
Tom - hey man that was hilarious!
Yip - you said play safe! And you know those answers!
Tom - you know I’m bad at tests! Besides I’m rolling in it!
Tip was dumbfounded by his friends like of sympathy.
Yip - you… you!!! Idiot!!!!
Karla - hey that’s not nice!
Karla - he’s just playing the game just like you! Don’t call him dumb!
Tom - yeah Yip that hurts my feelings.
Tom said walking off with a smile, clearly unbothered.
Karla - hey you smell like sweaty fat man ass. Would you mind going somewhere else?
Yip, battered, bruised, and humiliated. Just walked off and took his place. He was in hell and couldn’t believe it. But now he was mad. He was real mad. When the second round started he knew what to do.
Yip - highest amount of money!!
Jackie - okay that’s $5000!!!! So what
Yip - I don’t care!!! I don’t care!!! I want the money!! Tom can take the punishment!!!
Yips tender heart was broken and he was mad. He didn’t care what happened anymore. He looked to his friend who didn’t seem to care and was picking at his teeth. The crowd booed his mean spirit.
Crowd member - how dare you! Isn’t he your friend!
Yip started to feel like a jerk and second guess his choice.
Jackie - okay that’ll be 10 mins in the ring with Cruncher and Squasher! Tom are you ready for-
Yip - wait, wait I’ll try to answer the qu-
Tom - I play the reverse!
Jackie - it’s the reverse!!!! Sorry Yip that is the one and only reverse! Now you will
Tom - and I’ll use my turn for the $5000.
Jackie - that’s $10000 for Tom! And a $10000 punishment for Yip!
Tom - and I’ll use the double! And because my heartless friend didn’t even want to try I won’t either.
Jackie - that’s $20000!!!!! Okay Yip! You will have to survive being the chair for 10 fat men for… the rest of this episode!
Yip eyes shrunk. What did he do?
Jackie - who will have their way with you and use you like a chew toy!
As the money dropped on his so-called friend and he started celebrating another fat man looking like a redneck dropped from the floor above them.
This ginger man wearing overalls laughed on his victims. He lifted his ass and the cameras zoomed in on the ass right above his squashed almost flat face.
Yip - please… please I’m sor-
FRRRRRRRRTPTTPTFFFTTTT!!!
The released a noxious fart on the flat cat and squashed him again. He stood up and peeled the cat off of his ass and flung him to the next man walking on stage. This man, a huge beefy fat man with a beard and wild hair wearing a black wrestling singlet caught the cat in one hand.
The man closed his and and squeezed as hard as he could. A muffled yell could be heard has his eyes popped out in between his meaty fingers. He opened his hands to reveal a Yip the resembled an orange gum. The man then slapped him to his belly and body slammed the poor cat. A crater formed around them and as the man got up he saw the cat squashed all around his massive belly. The was the most spread out this cat has ever been. The next man came out and peeled him off and gave him a pill. The pill formed Yip back to normal and relieved his pain.
Yip - oh wow thanks!! That was too much!
Yip looked up to see who he was thanking. This man, another dirty fat man was only wearing a thong and a goatee.
The man ten times his size and almost hundred times his weight spun around and opened his ass cheeks.
Yip - oh god that’s awful!!! The smell! Please stay away!!! Please!
The wrestler grabbed him with a dumb smile and shoved him straight in there as the crowd cheered him on. “Why do people love this?” He cried in his head.
Yip was slammed in his stinky tan ass. Goatee let go of his ass cheeks trapping Yip in his practically naked booty. Only his arm could be seen sticking out of his ass. The man walked around strutting his new accessory as everyone laughed. The camera filmed everyone moment and step which squished him more and more. Tom ran up and took a selfie and posted it instantly. He did one more and pulled Yips face out. Yips head was smooshed and unrecognizable. Tom filmed himself and yip.
Tom - I just won over $25000 while Yip… got his face rearranged! It’s a good day!
Yip tried to cry for help but couldn’t. If he opened his mouth he would start gagging. Tom shoved Yips face back in the sweaty ass before he could say anything and quickly got back to his phone.
Tom - can you give us a fart for my page?
Thong man - HA!!! Yeah that’s no problem.
Yip cried in the mans ass. The man farted and farted all over Yip. The ass blasts shook his whole body and made him want to melt due to the smell. After a while of farting he took out Yip. Yip was putty in his hands. And removed the thong to be butt naked.
Jackie - he that’s not tv appropriate
He grabbed yip and squashed him in his hand. He slammed him back in his ass. With his left hand he reached under himself to grab his tail and the other he grabbed his head. He lifted his right hand sliding Yip up his sweaty ass. Then his left lowering him down in between the cheeks. Sliding all in his smelly ass crack down to his taint. He felt the warmth and stench squeezing him on both sides of his smooshed body. Then up again. And down. The man used him as ass floss as the crowd cheered. Eventually he morphed him into a new thong with his face facing his anus.
PPPPPPFFFFFTFPFPFPFPPPP!!!!!
Jackie - 7 more to go!!!!
7 more men had their way with him. He was smooshed between their asses, stuck to both at one time. They played a game farting on him to see which ass he’d pop out of first. They lined up and tied him to a pole and they all took turns grinding on him and farting on him. Forcing him to rate which one was the worst. It was a drunk one who was wearing ripped underwear. Tom had an idea to take audience requests. Yips heart broke when Karla joined and asked that they all jump as high as they can and ass slam him. Being competitive they took multiple turns. One older man with salt and pepper hair squashed him so hard in his ass that they fell through the ground on the next level. Yip landed in the basement only to be followed by the man squashing him again.
Afterwards Yip was on a stretcher for the ending of the show while Tom was still brimming with happiness. Yips body was flat and squashed with stink lines coming off of it.
Jackie - well that was fun! But there’s one last twist!!
Yip tilted his head to look at the host while Tom smiled. “The twist! Tom said there’d be something new! Maybe I should’ve trusted him”
Jackie - you both can walk out of here with 1.5 the money you both earned! Orrrr, one of you can walk away with double the amount earned stealing that amount from your friend!
Yip - good idea. We can both make a lot. Sorry I doubted you… we’ll both
Yips, even though he shouldn’t be, was shocked and devastated.
Jackie - you heard it here!!! That puts Tom at over $50000 while Yip is about $25000 in debt!!!
Tom - hell yeah!!! Karla wanna go on a date with me!
“Date with Karla?? Tom knows I like her!”
Karla ran up to Tom and gave him a kiss.
Karla - of course mister money bags!
The chaos around Yip was unreal. Everyone celebrated except him who didn’t know what this debt meant and was still in more pain than ever.
Jackie - Yip will be our lovely crews slave until he pays this off! … at 5 cents an hour!!! Crew!!! Take him away!
Cruncher dropped again on Yip crushing him and the stretcher.
Cruncher - boom!!! Hahaha!!! Wanna see your friends?
He stood up and faced away from Tom and Karla to show Yip, flat on his ass stretched across the massive globes so he could see his friends.
Tom - should we say bye to Yip? He’ll be gone for a lonnnnng time.
Karla - uhhh nah, he stinks so badly.
They both of them walked off and practically danced out the building. The wrestling uniform kneeled down to Yip to get eye level with him and smiled. “We’re in for a fun and lonnnng time!”
Cruncher - we all own a house together with a nice little dungeon. Can’t wait to see what we do off camera… or on. We have a fan base.
Yip wanted to die. His friends left him, his crush ignored him, and he officially became a slave of 10 fat smelly men who want to use him as an object to squash. Before he could even finish thinking cruncher walked him to his truck and sat down on him
Cruncher - damn that sounded like it hurt!!!
Yip sniffed the fart to his face from the ass squashing him. It was the only air he could breath.
Cruncher - ahhhh that’s the stuff
He said grinding down on him.
Cruncher - you’re on the clock now bud. Lets have some fun!
And cruncher drove off to introduce Yip to his friends, old and new, for their new toy to squash and fart on. How did Yips excitement from being on a game show turn into this?