Change as needed! References to drugs and NS/FW topics.
“The edible just hit, I thought I was in my car.”
“That would be fucking disgusting. Let’s do it!”
“It wasn’t on fucking purpose, I swear to god.”
“I’ve got a dancers body and I like to drink beer!”
“I want them to see me Fortnite dancing before they die.”
“If I chop you up in meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out is your eyeball… You’re probably dead!”
“Try putting THAT in a petri dish, motherfucker!”
“I killed him - I killed that fuckin’ guy. I got ‘em!”
“I killed the mayor. That means I’m the mayor now.”
“I’m a vampire, you shouldn’t have done that!”
“How do you have an hourglass figure and a beer gut?”
“I’m high on discarded bread crust and wallpaper glue.”
“Are you defusing a fucking bomb?”
“Everybody must get skrunk.”
“Why am I so short? Because god doesn’t fucking love me.”
“Fuck that existential bullshit, I got shit to do!”
“I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix. King of the junj - junjle but still social and ferocious.”
“There are people buried in my backyard.”
“There are bugs in your food.”
“I’m the guy that screams at people under the bridge now, that’s what I do.”
“I pogged too much and put a kink in my neck.”
“IT’S BLOOD IN THE BOX! THERE’S BLOOD INSIDE THIS BOX!”
“I think you should stop drinking gasoline.”
“That vacuum is almost as beautiful as you are.”
“There’s definitely not human meat in the fridge.”
“I don’t have to go to bed, I’m an ADULT.”
