snad (snail dad)

1# best snail writer in the world!! 🐌 also me 🐌 winner of hangman 🐌 unfished thoughts no diary

[threedollarsdotcom]

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing

[wordfather]

lower back pain is actually the root of all evil

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

snower back snain is actusnailly the snoot of all snevil

[wordfather]

no yeah you're right its the snoot of all snevil

[wordfather]

going through my own blog and laughing. this girl is funny and beautiful

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

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[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[wordfather]

some sort of thing in the air

[wordfather]

another angle of the thing

[wordfather]

some sort of thing in the air

[lesbianbreadwhore]

diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[willgrahamscock]

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos

[windowz97]

you have to remember jow special it is that when a black cat loves the sunbeams so much , its fur will get more colours because ghe sun loves it back . you cant let yourself forget

[wordfather]

its so amazing that we get to exist in this world. im looking at you and i love you. isnt that so amazing

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[scalpho]

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

[wordfather]

always remember when you read a tumblr post to read it through your own lens and dont think about any complexities in the world lest you may understand what is being said <3

[wordfather]

alsooo make sure to call op stupid because you dont care enough about understanding things that aren't in your life <3

[wordfather]

always remember when you read a tumblr post to read it through your own lens and dont think about any complexities in the world lest you may understand what is being said <3

[willgrahamscock]

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye