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raylangivins

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

shiny-rhydon

yeah sure i'll reblog that

orbitalyear-deactivated20230513

old gods are waking

dragon-in-a-fez

idea:

day-time-dream

lactating

the classic roll onto side and sleep for two more hours trick - ill try it now!

lactating

i wake up and ten thousand years have passed. i dreamt of watching a light rain fall onto a stormy sea. theres nothing left of anything.

profeminist

i-am-a-fish

I will do everything in my power to make sure that christmas happens this year

fangirlmenace

IS CHRISTMAS UNDER THREAT?!?

i-am-a-fish

no. because I'm on it. it's gonna be fine

lesbianrozanov

🫵 bisexualise that man

ashstfu

2026 !!!!!!!!!!!

bodyfeeling

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

zzoupz

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

beggars-opera

Just lost a few braincells reading an nyt article about gen z "treat culture" and I can't even fathom that this is a thing. We're living in a dystopian hellscape where someone spending $5 a week on a cookie is considered a wasteful brat because they should have just gone for a nice free walk instead and saved the $250 a year that roughly equals four days' rent. That's why these ungrateful kids can't buy a house, naturally.

I am ALL for free treats, like hiking or reading in the park. But at some point you can't budget your way out of poverty, and you will literally go mad if you deny yourself basic pleasures that are literally all around you. They even lamented that little treats could snowball into doing something absolutely unforgivable like learning how to play the guitar or buying concert tickets.

At what point do we just start saying out loud that living an enjoyable and fulfilling life is now only acceptable at a 100k+ salary, and if you're one of the millions of people unlucky enough not to be in that category you should just eat dirt and be grateful?

evilbuildingsblog

Cute house. Why would the real estate agent post this making this 2 bedroom look like the entryway to hell?

Download Link

Has anyone edited the stardew valley grandpa over this?

asunder-aim

sweepingtree

pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

wizardarchetypes

in concert in columbus, ohio last august (2024) someone in the pit was holding up a sign that said “do you want a snack?” and between songs Hozier stopped and asked them if they had silica gel packets, bc he already knew the joke was coming, and they said yes and he said “let’s have it” and they threw a silica gel packet on stage and he said “the safety manager doesn’t want me to have these anymore” and he put it in his pocket “for later.”

velvet--sunsets

thecolorblockcurator

Moonlit Night, Jazep Drazdovič

kleinergeist

Just realised that "-ass", when used as a suffix, has the same meaning as "-esque". Gonna start using them interchangeably. Kafka-ass dystopia

sashayed

ok i think i can help with this: it's because they are bi

sashayed

i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that