just, like, whatever man

Strippergirldrunk on ao3

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

[angelofverdum]

My favorite thing about Xena is that it doesn't matter what plot you thought for your fanfic, Xena already did it in canon.

Vampires, time loop, memory loss, sacrifices, time travel, AU where they are celebrities and the fans are wondering about the nature of your relationship, farytale kiss to wake up the love of your life, horror. The female best friend being the daddy who stepped up to an accidental pregnancy, Greek gods, dying and coming back to life, CRUCIFICTION.

I can go on and on and on.

Xena Warrior Princess, the show that you are.

[subconsciouskd]

Anytime a fanfiction writer says “The AU no one asked for”

Bitch give it all to me This is me right here asking for all this shit

[strippergirldrunk]

if my future girlfriend is reading this, just know you have vi to thank for the muscles I’m gonna use to lift you and carry you places and hug you super tight

[queer-boo-radley]

I've looked at it from every angle guys. It should have been.

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[strippergirldrunk]

Listen. Tumblr. Lesbians of tumblr, if you will. Women who looooove women. We need to talk. WHERE ARE YOU MEETING YOUR WIVES ON HERE?! I keep hearing all these stories about people meeting their significant others and like HOW. Are there groups for it? Is it just magical happenstance? Do you advertise yourselves by otp? I’m gonna tag a bunch of gay shit, and lesbians chime in.

[thinking1bee]

GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡

[thinking1bee]

Excuse me while I add Ms. Plaza to the chat 😍😍😍😍

[strippergirldrunk]

If someone said this shit to me you best believe I would melt on the fucking spot

[lesbianposts]

look how she gagged him

[strippergirldrunk]

Perfection

[strippergirldrunk]

I’m sorry, some of you may disagree, but this moment was so goddamn satisfying.

The Loyal Pin, episode #13

[strippergirldrunk]

The Loyal Pin, episode #12.

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[strippergirldrunk]

Looking for a Harley/Ivy fic from Ao3 I believe; ivy and Harley run into one another as strangers (maybe in a cafe?)and they’re flirty and whatnot and then it comes time for Harley to meet her fathers new wife and it ends up being ivy. They’re both shocked to see one another and eventually the feelings are too much and they start messing around. Joker is there and he’s super sketchbag and gets Harley to sell drugs for him. Any help is appreciated!!

[onceuponacaskett]

Me @ the younger sapphics upset that supercorp didn’t happen while I think about faberry, rizzles, and swan queen

[pasdecoeur]

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.