Incorrect Hogwarts House Quotes

Sam The one where Gryffindor has a tumblr ask always open like just spill ur issues :) Ig: http.potterheads.sendhelp

[grassfur]

// tw flashing lights 

Gillion Tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep

[moss-cola]

Some of my favorite frames from my animatic Not Ferin Well that just came out today! Give it a watch here, I worked really hard on it :)

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Gryffindor: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.

Ravenclaw: [windows error noices]

Slytherin: whAt

Hufflepuff: [silent scream]

[toadstool32]

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

The houses as random shit my friends have said in our gc pt: 6

Gryffindor: yeah I don’t know how to human

Ravenclaw: [achievement unlocked: cult starter]

Hufflepuff: I’m the fanfic dealer

Slytherin: I’ll force feed you olive oil

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Ravenclaw: Everybody know what we’re doing?

Hufflepuff: In general or in the plan?

Ravenclaw: In the plan, huff.

Hufflepuff: Oh, phew.

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

The houses as random shit my friends have said in our gc pt: 5

Gryffindor: 🤠👍

Hufflepuff: BITCH IM THE CEO OF CHEESY ROMANCE

Ravenclaw: idk if I wanna marry you or kill you right now

Slytherin: sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my swag

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

The houses as random shit my friends have said in out gc pt: 4

Gryffindor: I’m gonna “öga för öga” your ass

Hufflepuff: When I get home imma seduce you guys with water

Ravenclaw: 🍿👀 *nom nom*

Slytherin: [blurry selfie] I accidentally took this photo so I thought I would send it to you

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

The houses as random shit my friends have said in our gc pt: 3

Gryffindor: [likes their own message]

Slytherin: this conversation is my aesthetic

Hufflepuff: Mirrors are just walls that say no you

Ravenclaw: That video took 30 years off my lifespan

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

The houses as random things only @theellipelli [because she says enough stupid shit on her own] have said in our gc

Hufflepuff: I want women....soft tiddy....to nap on

Ravenclaw: I wanna get knife shoes and glide on frozen water

Gryffindor: very sexily written

Slytherin: it’s not gay if it’s not confusing

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Gryffindor: My friend, Slytherin, Likes to check in every so often and make sure I’m doing okay

Gryffindor: And if I am they try to fuck everything up

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

The houses as random shit my friends have said in our gc pt: 2

Gryffindor: I’ll sing that pokémon song at your funeral

Ravenclaw: Buying games, hiring assassins, you know, the usual

Hufflepuff: Good morning people of their own respective sexual orientation 

Slytherin: *evil anime laughter*

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Ravenclaw: Crushes are the worst.

Gryffindor: Yeah. Whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.

Ravenclaw: You’re always acting stupid. 

Gryffindor: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard. 

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Hufflepuff, in public:[super innocent and polite]

Hufflepuff, with their close friends: [drops pen] god damn it what the fuck stop falling on the damn floor pull your shit togheter what the actual fuck

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Slytherin: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff has been in love with you for years.

Slytherin: THeY whAt ?

[theellipelli]

Hornetx3

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

The houses as random shit my friends has said in our gc pt: 1

Gryffindor: HELL YEAH!! 

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wtf are we doing btw

Slytherin: The mood right now is like a big UGH, but with sparkles.

Hufflepuff: Hamilton just gets me going y’know?

Ravenclaw: It’s not a prayer emoji it’s two people high-fiving