MOVED TO THEIRTALES

Power / Alpha IND. ANSEL FATHER OF NIKLAUS Based on the canon character from The Originals. This is a mature blog and there will be a lot of mature themes appearing including blood, death, smut, etc. Please read information and rules before interacting. WRITTEN BY HOPE EST. AUG 2016.

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THE MUSE FOR ANSEL HASN’T DIED BUT MY DESIRE TO RUN MULTIPLE BLOGS HAS. YOU CAN FIND PAPA KLAUS OVER AT @theirtales IF YOU STILL WANNA WRITE WITH HIM

[littlelovelymemes]

✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones… betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’

[madzoomerr-blog]

this  is   just  a  little  reminder  that  i  hope  everyone  doesn’t  treat  rp  like  a  chore  or  a  job  okay?  i  think  most  of  us  get  trapped  sometimes  and  once  in  a  while  need  to  remember  that  it’s  just  a  hobby  and  should  never  take  it  too  seriously  being  here   ‘all  the  time’    ––––––––––   wholeheartedly  giving  all  to  your  characters  is  different   to  treating  just   BEING  ON  TUMBLR    for  the  sake  of  feeling  like  you  have  to  go  on,  because  you  don’t,  you  deserve  and  should  breath  once  in  a  while.  take  care  of  yourself,    drink  water,   stretch,  go  out  with  your  friends.  do  everything  that’s  important  first  because  once  all  that  is  done,  this  becomes  your  getaway  and  something  that  shouldn’t  stress  you  out. 👏   you’re  👏   wellbeing  👏   is   👏   more  👏   important  👏  and  👏    should  👏    always   👏   come  👏   first  👏   not   👏   how  👏   many   👏   followers   👏   you  👏   get  . 

[dailyrebekah]

[sagamemes]

crucial muse development questions.   send a number in my inbox to find out more about my character as a person  ( because often, the most important things about character development have nothing to do with their shoe size or netflix queue ).

what would completely break your character?

what was the best thing in your character’s life?

what was the worst thing in your character’s life?

what seemingly insignificant memories stuck with your character?

does your character work so they can support their hobbies or use their hobbies as a way of filling up the time they aren’t working?

what is your character reluctant to tell people?

how does your character feel about sex?

how many friends does your character have?

how many friends does your character want?

what would your character make a scene in public about?

for what would your character give their life?

what are your character’s major flaws?

what does your character pretend or try to care about?

how does the image your character tries to project differ from the image they actually project?

what is your character afraid of?

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[jamsmemes]

(     *     BLACK MIRROR PROMPTS   !    

4x04   —   hang the DJ.   black mirror spoilers   /   some nsfw sentences.

❛  come to mention it, you do look terrified.  ❜

❛  well, evidently i’m a pasta girl.  ❜

❛  the race is on.  ❜

❛  do you wanna open it or shall i?  ❜

❛  you’re a knob.  ❜

❛  oh, god. it’s a shithole.  ❜

❛  the bed’s pretty big. i’m sure we could both fit in it.  ❜

❛  thanks for being my first.  ❜

❛  so you’re the sort of person that makes jokes.  ❜

❛  talking makes it worse.  ❜

❛  so, if you’re having doubts, just hang on in there.  ❜

❛  i’d return the compliment, but you’ve just spat food on my shoe, so…  ❜

❛  it looks like you two make a great team.  ❜

❛  shame it has to end.  ❜

❛  but end it must.  ❜

❛  well, i learned what it’s like to cohabit with someone i despise.  ❜

❛  that is literally just a dick going in and out of a hole.  ❜

❛  think you could last ten minutes?  ❜

❛  i’m gonna see your diiiiick, i’m gonna fucking seeeee it!  ❜

❛  you’re not gonna talk me out of it?  ❜

❛  would you like me to talk you out of it?  ❜

❛  nah, i’m not gonna do it. i said i wouldn’t.  ❜

❛  everything happens for a reason.  ❜

❛  alright, seriously, what’s up?  ❜

❛  we promised we wouldn’t. we shook on it.  ❜

❛  why didn’t you tell me this before?  ❜

❛  why did you have to look at it?  ❜

❛  you’ve ruined this. you’ve ruined it.  ❜

❛  you’re a great comfort.  ❜

❛  christ, will you let me be angry at least? will you give me that?  ❜

❛  how long have we got?  ❜

❛  you can fuck off and all.  ❜

❛  do you remember the first night that we were together? how did you feel?  ❜

❛  it felt like something had locked into place, like we’d met before.  ❜

❛  ever since we’ve met, this world has been toying with us.  ❜

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‘Shameless’ (US) Sentence Starters 

          WARNING: This meme, like the show, is very vulgar and most of it is NSFW mainly due to profanity.

❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ Ain’t you the queen of silver linings! ❜ ❛ All teenagers are sex addicts. ❜ ❛ Alright shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I’m calling and you not picking up. I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. Call me the fuck back. I’m worried about you. I love you. Call me back. ❜ ❛ Alright, you gotta get me out of this car. I’m getting too horned up. ❜ ❛ An accident? Where his penis just slipped into your vagina? ❜ ❛ Another word and I’ll blow your brains all over the fucking linoleum. ❜ ❛ Are you going to leave? ❜ ❛ Choose a gender and find someone who wants to fuck. Preferably for free. ❜ ❛ Christ, I am tired of being poor. ❜ ❛ Circle doesn’t start with ‘s’? What the fuck? ❜ ❛ Come here. Get in my forcefield. ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish off an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I’d say it to the gay bartender? ❜ ❛ Do whatever the fuck you need to do. I’ve got this. ❜ ❛ Does he get that look in his eye when he’s with you? ❜ ❛ Does she make you happy or is it just about the sex? ❜ ❛ Eat my ass! ❜ ❛ Everybody always leaves. ❜ ❛ Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended. ❜ ❛ Happy is overrated. Grow up. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is ‘fuck you.’ ❜ ❛ I did everything for you, but you’re so fucking blind! ❜ ❛ I did it all for you. You might even want to say thank you. ❜ ❛ I don’t get how you have a kid and not give a shit what happens to it. ❜ ❛ I don’t get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ I don’t give a fuck. I’m happy to knock your fucking teeth out. ❜ ❛ I don’t go onto Facebook, okay? ‘Cause I don’t give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the fucking McDonald’s. ❜ ❛ I don’t know how much more I can take of that before I stab him/her in the neck with a broken beer bottle. ❜ ❛ I don’t love you! ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days… Well, granted, I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I just came here for a fucking beer, alright? ❜ ❛ I know that shit, bitch! That’s a cat! ❜ ❛ I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things I’ve done and all 50 were when I was drunk. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this, but you were right. ❜ ❛ I saw you smile. ❜ ❛ I think you deviated my septum! ❜ ❛ I thought it might be different this time. ❜ ❛ I trust you. That’s bigger to me than ‘I love you.’ ❜ ❛ I want you to take that shiv and jam it in his eye. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ I would never leave you. Ever. You gotta know that. After everything we’ve been through, you kind just have to know that. ❜ ❛ If you’re gonna talk shit at least do it right. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ It wouldn’t have happened without you. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ It’s never about me and I’m finally making it about me! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ I’m gonna beat your ass like a piñata until candy falls out! ❜ ❛ I’m not a tool, so you don’t get to treat me like one. ❜ ❛ I’m not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I’m just not welcome there. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, but you deserve better than him/her/them. ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow! ❜ ❛ I’m taking care of me for a change, not him/her/them. ❜ ❛ I’m the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you’re gonna find. ❜ ❛ Keep laughing or I will slit your throat in your sleep. ❜ ❛ Last message, promise. Wherever you are… Bye. ❜ ❛ Let’s be honest, he/she is my last chance at happiness and that’s more important than video games and masturbation, right? ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ Look at me, I can’t go to jail! I might as well wear heels. ❜ ❛ Men are never right. That’s why women were invented, to think for you assholes. ❜ ❛ Name a single time I’ve ever let you down. ❜ ❛ Next time, I’m gonna break both of your fucking knee caps, ‘kay? ❜ ❛ No one gives a shit who you bang. ❜ ❛ No one likes to hear a grown man whine. It’s like the verbal equivalent of a dude wearing UGGs. ❜ ❛ No one’s ever been as good to me as you have. ❜ ❛ No, no, no, no, no, no. The bat is for killing, not for taking to school. ❜ ❛ Not everybody just gets to blurt out how they fuckin’ feel every minute. ❜ ❛ Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore. ❜ ❛ Oh shit, I’m sorry. You know I would’ve never said that to your face. ❜ ❛ Oh, don’t mind me. I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one. ❜ ❛ One of my unspoken rules is you don’t fuck somebody else when we’re on a date. ❜ ❛ People fuck up. That’s life. ❜ ❛ People like us, we can be happy. ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ Really? That’s all you’re gonna say? ❜ ❛ See that? They’re digging your grave. And you wanna be gone before they get that to six feet. ❜ ❛ Seriously, I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just genetic. ❜ ❛ Should I apologize or leave? …I’m gonna leave. ❜ ❛ Show of hands, how many of you, at one point or another, wanted to see me dead? ❜ ❛ Some girls are just jerks. ❜ ❛ Stop acting like the world is out to get you when it’s so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. ❜ ❛ Stuff just happens sometimes. ❜ ❛ The best part of making a baby is that you get to have sex while doing it. ❜ ❛ The first rule you hide in this house: You hide the goddamn money! ❜ ❛ The only way to make money when you’re poor is to steal it or scam it. ❜ ❛ We both know my only options are getting pregnant or getting arrested. ❜ ❛ Well, he may look like he’s in a boy band, but he’s got a point. ❜ ❛ Well, if you need me I’ll be across the street in the bushes, stalking you. ❜ ❛ What are you hoping, I tell you not to go? ❜ ❛ What the fuck are you looking at? ❜ ❛ What you and I have makes me free. Not what these assholes know. ❜ ❛ Whatever. Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch. ❜ ❛ When she/he/they say ‘fuck you’ it means ‘I love you.’ ❜ ❛ When you focus on other people’s problems, it’s a lot easier to ignore your own. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ Will you? Wait? Fucking lie to me if you have to. ❜ ❛ Yeah, it gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods. ❜ ❛ You can’t own a motto! ❜ ❛ You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush. ❜ ❛ You deserve to get out, even if you don’t take me with you. ❜ ❛ You did okay. You tried. It’s a lot more than most people would do. ❜ ❛ You don’t love me. ❜ ❛ You have made me happy. I’ve never been very happy. ❜ ❛ You have to let me go. You have to let me let you go. I need you to do that for me. ❜ ❛ You know that jagermeister really makes you chatty, right? ❜ ❛ You know what? Nothing’s ever your problem. Make it your problem! ❜ ❛ You know where I live if you have a problem. ❜ ❛ You know, having a Russian sex worker isn’t ideal for child care. ❜ ❛ You say that again and I’ll rip your tongue out of your head. ❜ ❛ You take care of everyone, but no one takes care of you. ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day? Vodka’s best. Believe me.  ❜ ❛ Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur. ❜ ❛ You’re a loud, mean, vicious bitch. ❜ ❛ You’re better than anyone I’ve ever met and you deserve to get out. ❜ ❛ You’re kind of growing on me. ❜ ❛ You’re not lost. You don’t need finding. ❜ ❛ You’re nothing like anyone I’ve ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again. ❜ ❛ ______ doesn’t have any friends. Only people he/she/they haven’t pissed off yet. ❜

[buffyresources]

RUTH B INSPIRED STARTERS 

❛  I’m okay with me and my ripped jeans and you ❜ 

❛  I don’t care as long as we’re happy and free ❜

❛ Messy hair, that’s what you likes\ on me. ❜

❛ They think it’s a shame that the world will never know our names ❜

❛  But I think that’s okay, ‘cause love gets ruined by money and power and fame ❜

❛  There was a time when I was alone, nowhere to go and no place to call home ❜

❛  I promise that you’ll never be lonely. ❜

❛ Run, run, away from reality. ❜

❛ I realized I finally had a family ❜

❛ You are my perfect story book ❜

❛ You are now my home sweet home ❜

❛ But you’re not like us, you are different ❜

❛ I couldn’t see that that was a compliment ❜

❛ Cause the last thing I want now is to be you.   ❜

❛ Cause I’m not weak, I’m not broken ❜

❛ I’m not done, I’m no loser, watch me take on my bright future ❜

❛ You tried so hard to break me down ❜

❛ You pushed for me to change for you ❜

❛ But I’m so glad that I stayed true to who I am ❜

❛ You’re really cute, I must admit. But I need something deeper than this ❜

❛ I wanna know when I’m looking at you, that you don’t only see the things you want to ❜

❛ ‘Cause I’m not perfect, I’m flawed ❜

❛ And if you don’t like that, get lost ❜

❛ ‘Cause I don’t want it if it’s fake. I don’t want it if it’s just for show ❜

❛ I just want it if it’s real and I’m thinking I should let you know ❜

❛ This superficial love thing got me going crazy ❜

❛ Baby if you want me, then you better need me ❜

❛ 'Cause I’m so done, not being your number one ❜

❛ And if you wanna keep me, then you better treat me like a damn princess, make that an empress ❜

❛ Fun at first, I won’t deny ❜

❛ But I want more than just what meets the eye. ❜

❛ I wanna know when you’re looking at me that you see deep into my personality  ❜

❛ 'Cause I want authentic, not just for fun ❜

❛ If this love is plastic, it’ll break on us ❜

❛ I can feel you on my lips all the time ❜

❛ But I just wanna feel you in my heart and on my mind ❜

❛ And this ain’t right, this superficial love. ❜

❛ I don’t know what road we’re on ❜

❛ I don’t know what we’re heading towards ❜

❛ But I know my heart is all yours ❜

❛ All my friends tell me I’d be better off on my own, and sometimes I believe 'em ❜

❛ But I know I could never leave you. ❜

❛ Mixed signals, they’re killing me ❜

❛ I don’t know what you want, but I know what I need ❜

❛ Every time I start to close the door, you knock and I let you in ❜

❛ Loving you is my greatest sin ❜

❛ You tell me to get lost and that you’re done ❜

❛ I see it in your eyes, you wanna run ❜

❛ But I know, you know, that I’m the only one ❜

❛ I can find someone who’d never make me cry ❜

❛ Never tell me goodbye. ❜

❛ But I know that I would never survive ❜

❛ I don’t know why I love you, I don’t know why I stay ❜

❛ I don’t know if its worth the pain ❜

❛ But even when you slam the door and drive away, I still set the table for two ❜

❛ Babe, you know I’m waiting on you ❜

❛ Tell me we’re okay and that you’re so so sorry ❜

❛ And I believe you every time ❜

❛ Maybe it’s the way you say my name ❜

❛ I’ve never known anybody like you ❜

❛ I’ve never dreamed of nobody like you ❜

❛ And I’ve heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime ❜

❛ I’m pretty sure that you are that love of mine ❜

❛ And I see forever in your eyes ❜

❛ I feel okay when I see you smile ❜

❛ I think that you are the one for me ❜

❛ Cause it gets so hard to breathe when you’re looking at me ❜

❛ I’ve never felt so alive and free when you’re looking at me ❜

❛ I’ve never felt so happy ❜

❛ I feel bad inside knowing this is all built on lies ❜

❛ I feel like an awful person ‘cause end of the day we’re forcing love that don’t exist ❜

❛ This is so unrighteous ❜

❛ This is so not like us ❜

❛ We both know that this is going to end ❜

❛ No chance we’re going to make it ❜

❛ 'Cause even though I know you’re not the one this has really been a lot of fun ❜

❛ I know I don’t really like you but I still choose to stay ❜

❛ I know you don’t really care this is just a phase ❜

❛ But you still play the part so well ❜

❛ It’s been a long day and I’m trying to figure it out ❜

❛ I feel broken and it’s all because of you ❜

❛ If this is love why does it break me down? ❜

❛ It’s been a long time since I felt the way that I do now ❜ 

❛ I need you, but I don’t know ho ❜ 

❛ It’s been a while since I smiled and I meant it from my heart ❜

❛ But the idea of leaving this behind, it tears me apart ❜

❛ Kiss me now and remind me why I ever wanted to make you mine ❜

❛ You’re the other half of my broken heart ❜

❛ I can hear the sirens. I can see the fire ❜

❛ I don’t know what the future holds ❜

❛ But one day when I’m old, I’ll look back and remember this night ❜

❛ I can’t believe its been all these years ❜

❛ My friends tell me I should’ve moved on a long long time ago ❜

❛ And I don’t mean to be selfish ❜

❛ But my heart breaks every time that I see you smile ❜

❛ You found somebody new ❜

❛ You put me in the past ❜

❛ But if by chance it doesn’t work out, you’ll always have a chance with me in my world ❜

❛ I wonder what happens when you hear our song ❜

❛ Is there room for me in your future? ❜

❛ Is it so wrong of me to hope she breaks your heart? ❜

❛ Is it so wrong of me to pray she tears you apart? ❜

❛ And I know that in the darkest part of you. you pray and hope and wish for it too ❜

❛ Hey, you got some pretty brown eyes. ❜

❛ But love turned into games and games turned into heartbreak and heartbreak turned into war ❜

❛ You meant the world to me ❜

❛ You love so mercilessly ❜

❛ You left me out to bleed. ❜

❛ The battlefield is filled with fatality ❜

❛ I don’t get why we’re meant to fall in love, then say goodbye ❜

❛I gave you all my heart and all my precious time ❜

❛ So here’s to you, here’s to us, here’s to everything we ever were ❜

❛ But I got the greatest weapon of all, a broken heart ❜

❛ When its dark for you, don’t know what to do just know you’re my light ❜

❛ Maybe you can find some strength in knowing, that will be alright ❜

❛ When the world is caving, baby you’re my safe haven ❜

❛ If you show me, then I’ll show you ❜

❛ Remember when you told me its the little things that hurt everyday ❜

❛ And when I leave you I stop looking for heaven ❜

❛ On my darkest day I know you’ll be my shine ❜

❛ Maybe it’s 'cause your shirt is my favorite color ❜

❛ Love at first sight, it exists ❜

❛ But I’ve had my heart broken so many times before ❜

❛ And I’ll call you in the morning if I see you in my dreams tonight ❜

❛ How can I feel this way? I don’t even know your name ❜

❛ I vowed not let anyone enter my heart ❜

❛ I know love at first sight can’t exist ❜

❛ I guess that I was scared of what I was before u ❜

❛ I guess that I was scared of who I was before love ❜

❛ And now I see the things that I tried to hide ❜

❛ And for the first time I don’t mind that you found somebody else ❜

❛ And for the first time I totally fine being by myself ❜

❛ I guess I thought I was my best when I was with you ❜

❛ And if I told you that the old you was my everything? ❜

❛ Would you believe me if I told you that I’m over it? ❜ 

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nearly 200 writing prompts // feel free to reblog

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rfaimagining:

Angst:

1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”

Love:

36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ”

General:

90: “ Catch me if you can! ” 91: “ I’m fine. ” 92: “ Are you drunk? ” 93: “ Are you high? ” 94: “ We cant go in there… ” 95: “ Give it back! ” 96: “ Well this is just great. ” 97: “ Don’t touch me. ” 98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 100: “ I didn’t do it! ” 101: “ I did it… ” 102: “ I don’t remember that! ” 103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 104: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 105: “ You owe me. ” 106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 108: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 109: “ Why are you naked? ” 110: “ You did what?! ” 111: “ You have… Superpowers? ” 112: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 115: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 116: “ This tastes horrible. ” 117: “ This is delicious! ” 118: “ Are you mad at me? ” 119: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 120: “ I love that show too! ” 121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 122: “ Lets blow this joint. ” 123: “ Let me help you with that. ” 124: “ Take that back! ” 125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 127: “ What are you listening to? ” 128: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 130: “ Run! ” 131: “ Lets run away together. ” 132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 134: “ Was I really that drunk? ” 135: “ Was I really that stoned? ” 136: “Give me back my phone! ” 137: “ You’re an asshole. ” 138: “ Are you cold? ” 139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ” 141: “ Did you hear that? ” 142: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 144: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 145: “ Go back to bed. ” 146: “ Are you okay? ” 147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 153: “ Put me down! ” 154: “ There’s only one bed… ” 155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 156: “ How did I loose it? ” 157: “ I read your diary. ” 158: “ This is awkward. ” 159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ” 160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”

Below is NSFW prompts. Please if you’re rebloggling tell your followers if you’re interested or not in taking these sorts of requests.

Sexual: 161: “ Bite me. ” 162: “ Make me. ” 163: “ Fuck me. ” 164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ” 165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?” 166: “ Okay.. This is new. ” 167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ” 168: “ You’re in trouble now. ” 169: “ What a pretty sight. ” 170: “ Bend over. ” 171: “ On your knees. ” 172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ” 173: “ Lay back. ” 174: “ Take off your clothes. ” 175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ” 176: “ I’m waiting. ” 177: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 178:“ As you wish. ” 179: “ First one to make a noise looses.” 180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ” 181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ” 182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ” 183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ” 184: “ Can I touch you? ” 185: “ Open up. ” 186: “ No strings attached. ” 187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ” 188: “ Mine. ” 189: “ The nights still young. ” 190: “ We cant do that here! ” 191: “ Behave. ” 192:“ What did you just say? ” 193: “ Good girl. ” 194: “ Good boy. ” 195: “ Come here. ”

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✧    THE   VAMPIRE   DIARIES   PROMPTS   !   (  PART   II  .   )

*  A MIXTURE OF TVD  S3 - S4 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Hey, you should learn to knock. What if I was… indecent? ‘

‘ Why should I let you leave? ‘

‘ I am every parent’s worst nightmare. I am the chaperone teacher from hell. ‘

‘ I need you to stop following me - it’s causing some problems. ‘

‘ Let’s skip the part where we pretend we don’t know about the vampires. ‘

‘ You were testing me to see if I was a vampire. ‘

‘ Oh, boy. Are you a sucker for a lost cause, or what? ‘

‘ Can you just give me a minute to appreciate that you’re not dead? ‘

‘ You had a bag full of weapons and a teacher with an eternity ring. ‘

‘ It was too dangerous going out there to begin with, so what was it? ‘

‘ You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool. ‘

‘ I wake up in stranger’s blood in places I don’t recognize. ‘

‘ You may be cute, but you’re still a vampire. ‘

‘ To a vampire, that’s nothing. To you? That’s half your life. ‘

‘ A thousand years of life experience says otherwise. ‘

‘ I don’t want you to be what other people think that you are. ‘

‘ Why is it suddenly so important that everybody keep me in check? ‘

‘ You can’t just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out. ‘

‘ What do you mean “what”? I’ve been calling you for two days. ‘

‘ I’m the guy who’s been assigned to protect the human blood bag. ‘

‘ You almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first-aid. ‘

‘ When I kill someone, they’re supposed to stay dead. ‘

‘ I don’t know why this is happening, or when it’s gonna stop. ‘

‘ You need to disappear. Or evaporate. Or do whatever it is that ghosts do. ‘

‘ Careful where you shine that thing. Bats hate the light. ‘

‘ She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheer leading squad. ‘

‘ We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans. ‘

‘ Why feed on vampires? Don’t tell it’s for the smooth after taste. ‘

‘ What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy-migraine me! ‘

‘ Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. ‘

‘ No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in.  ‘

‘ She ran for the hills like usual, the minute things got bad. ‘

‘ Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end. ‘

‘ OK, so what if he asked you to rip your own heart out? ‘

‘ None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.. ‘

‘ When are you going to get it? Stop saving me! ‘

‘ Take it from me. Strange is bad; dead is worse. ‘

‘ You know, you guys are ruining a perfectly good funeral. ’

‘ Is that what you`re doing? Trying to make me hate you? ‘

‘ Are you going to kill me? ‘

‘ I thought about it myself once or twice over the centuries, truth be told.  ‘

‘ And I could let you, die, if that’s what you want.  ‘

‘ Vampire hunter who can’t be killed by vampires. Convenient. ‘

‘ I’ve been having these dreams for days now. ‘

‘ I just can’t believe that you guys kept this from me this whole time. ‘

‘ You bit me. I could’ve died. ‘

‘ You’re gonna wanna buff up, if you start dating this one. ‘

‘ We all know the drill– you feed or you die. ‘

‘ I was supposed to die, I don’t– I don’t want– I can’t be a vampire! ‘

‘ I made a choice that I will regret for the rest of my life. Now let me try to fix it. ‘

‘ I never thought I’d be saying this, but I can’t stop thinking about blood. ‘

‘ Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim. ‘

‘ Yoo-hoo, anybody home? Big bad vampire out here. ‘

‘ You don’t have to convince me that everything’s going to be okay.. ‘

‘ This is wrong. A bunch of people just died and we’re having sex. ‘

‘ Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Pfft. Sorry. I meant vampire. ‘

‘ Is the hospital really the best place for a germaphobe? ‘

‘ Because you’re a vampire now. And part of you knows you’re a lot more like me. ‘

‘ Do you remember what you were like before you turned? ‘

‘ You are a vampire now. You just have to learn the right way to be one. ‘

‘ Well let’s just say it’s made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town. ‘

‘ I’m searching for a supernatural handbook. ‘

‘ I know what being around too much blood does to you, so… I can’t put you through that.  ‘

‘ Newbie vampire remorse? Whoof, it’s worse than a hangover. ‘

‘ Is that where you’ve been all morning? Buying bossypants? ‘

‘ For someone who doesn’t want to be like me, you sure are good at it. ‘

‘ Well, “lost” is a very strong word, we just technically don’t know where she is. ‘

‘ The witch who loses her powers gets left out of important conversations. ‘

‘ You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed? ‘

‘ I must be the least intimidating mass murderer ever. ‘

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different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

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✧ TEEN  WOLF  PROMPTS.

possible triggers, read/reblog with caution. nsfw metions. change pronouns as you seet fit!

SEASON ONE :

❛ You weren’t answering you’re phone! Why do you have a bat?! ❜ ❛ I thought you were a predator! ❜ ❛ We’re actually doing this? ❜ ❛ You’re the one always bitching that nothing happens in this town! ❜ ❛ I was trying to get a good nights sleep before practice tomorrow. ❜ ❛ Everyone should have a dream, even a pathetically unrealistic one. ❜ ❛ Just out of curiosity, which half of the body are we looking for? ❜ ❛ Huh, I didn’t even think about that. ❜ ❛ And, uh, what if whoever killed the body is still out here? ❜ ❛ Also something I didn’t think about. ❜ ❛ Okay, let’s see this thing. ❜ ❛ It was too dark to see much, but I’m pretty sure it was a wolf. ❜ ❛ A wolf bit you? ❜ ❛ I heard a wolf howling. ❜ ❛ What do you mean “No, I didn’t?” ❜ ❛ How do you know what I heard? ❜ ❛ Because California doesn’t have wolves, okay? ❜ ❛ I’m a nerd by association. I’ve been Scarlet-Nerded by you. ❜ ❛ It was like I had all the time in the world to catch the ball. ❜ ❛ I can hear stuff I shouldn’t be able to hear. Smell things. ❜ ❛ Smell things? Like what? ❜ ❛ So, all this started with the bite? ❜ ❛ What if it’s like, an infection? ❜ ❛ Like my body flooding with adrenaline before I go into shock or something? ❜ ❛ You know what? I actually think I’ve heard of this. ❜ ❛ Hey, you’re the one who heard a wolf howling. ❜ ❛ Hey, there could be something seriously wrong with me! ❜ ❛ You’ve been given something that most people would kill for. ❜ ❛ Where are you getting your juice? ❜ ❛ So, you killed her? ❜ ❛ Maybe it was my blood on the door? ❜ ❛ I’ve never had a dream where I woke up like that before. ❜ ❛ You know, maybe you caught a rabbit or something. ❜ ❛ Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit. ❜ ❛ Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit. ❜ ❛ Do you wanna hang out, like us and them? ❜ ❛ You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork. ❜ ❛ Once my heart starts beating again, yeah. ❜ ❛ Start the car, or I’m gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth. ❜ ❛ It was a different kind of bullet. ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do with him? ❜ ❛ You faint at the sight of blood? ❜ ❛ This house is like the frickin’ Wal-Mart of guns. ❜ ❛ I don’t know whether to kill it or lick it. ❜ ❛ You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die? ❜ ❛ We don’t go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we? ❜

SEASON TWO :

❛ Please let him go, and I’ll do– I’ll do whatever you want! Okay? ❜ ❛ I swear. I won’t- I won’t see him again. I promise, never again! ❜ ❛ I’ve got a missing teenage girl, and our K-9 unit led us here. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, I - I didn’t see anything. ❜ ❛ Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he’d remember. ❜ ❛ School fight? ❜ ❛ Oh, no, sorry. I was just remembering, I actually have a morning practice to get to. ❜ ❛ Just one more question. You guys get many grave robberies here? ❜ ❛ Usually, they just take stuff like jewelry. ❜ ❛ Okay, nothing else? Seriously? ❜ ❛ I just said it was missing. ❜ ❛ And you know what? Even if she did, so what? ❜ ❛ It’s the most nutritious part of the body. ❜ ❛ You’re the test case for this, so we should be going over what happened to you. ❜ ❛ I mean like what was going through your mind when you were turning, you know?  ❜ ❛ Here’s a dollar. Go find another parking lot to die in.  ❜ ❛ Now, I don’t want the same thing happening to some innocent girl. ❜ ❛ So, police are organizing search parties for tonight. ❜ ❛ Sign up, find the missing girl, you get an automatic A in my class. ❜ ❛ Because we have a pretty good idea that she might be… you know, turning. ❜ ❛ A unicorn. What do you think, dumbass? ❜ ❛ What do you think she’s gonna do with a set of real claws? ❜ ❛ Hey, you know, maybe they’re just here for the funeral? ❜ ❛ I mean - what if they’re the non-hunting side of the family? ❜ ❛ You wouldn’t be lying to me, would you, ______? ❜ ❛ You wanna take this little conversation downstairs? No? ❜ ❛ Tell you what, you do the dishes and clean up the kitchen, okay? ❜ ❛ I have my responsibility as a parent. ❜ ❛ You know I’m gonna have to find a way to punish you though. ❜ ❛ Well, that was your fault. ❜ ❛ Shut up! It’s a scratch! It’s hardly even… ❜ ❛ I have beautiful everything. ❜ ❛ You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels? ❜ ❛ This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. ❜ ❛ What did you see in the mechanic garage? ❜ ❛ Did you notice that I’m paralyzed from the neck down in 8 feet of water! ❜ ❛ Can’t you just trust me this once? ❜ ❛ I’m the one who keeps you alive, okay. Did you notice that? ❜ ❛ Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I’m gonna pass.. ❜ ❛ I thought you were psychic, bitch? ❜ ❛ Dude, everyone in here is a dude. I think we’re in a gay club. ❜ ❛ Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses? ❜ ❛ One more question– just one. Are you okay? ❜ ❛ We’re just a bunch of teenagers. We can’t handle this. ❜ ❛ Sarcasm is my only defense. ❜ ❛ I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded. ❜

SEASON THREE :

❛ I have to… I have to tell him.. ❜ ❛ Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts? ❜ ❛ So, if you need to do that thing where we talk about me. ❜ ❛ I don’t want a boyfriend. I want a distraction.. ❜ ❛ And, seriously, an American werewolf in London? Like that’s not going to be a disaster. ❜ ❛ Can we drive? Now, please? ❜ ❛ All of them? How does that even work? ❜ ❛ I have been looking for them the last four months. ❜ ❛ Do you know what I want for my birthday? ❜ ❛ Have you never done it before either? ❜ ❛ We don’t like you. Now, shut up and help us. ❜ ❛ So, I hope you’re comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face. ❜ ❛ Okay, all right, now. Come on, no one died, alright? ❜ ❛ Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! ❜ ❛ I can’t take waiting around like this, you know? ❜ ❛ My nerves are wracked, they’re severely wracked. Wracked. ❜ ❛ What… like, why wouldn’t they chain them up in some underground lair or something? ❜ ❛ They’re an Alpha pack, right? So, shouldn’t they have a lair? ❜ ❛ Wait a sec, wait a sec– maybe they’re living there! ❜ ❛ It’s not the first time you’ve gotten your hands dirty. ❜ ❛ I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it’s over? ❜ ❛ I just… I don’t understand the bank, though, okay? ❜ ❛ I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dead body? ❜ ❛ You called the police before you called me? ❜ ❛ They’re too fast for us, for all of us. They’re too strong, too rabid. ❜ ❛ And, just curious, is there a reason the gun is still pointed at me? ❜ ❛ Well, there’s probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you… ❜ ❛ Does anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill ‘em? ❜ ❛ I just wanted to make sure you got in okay! ❜ ❛ I know the inner workings of that force, alright? ❜ ❛ You didn’t have to follow me home. ❜ ❛ So, if these aren’t random killings, then what are they? ❜ ❛ Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle. ❜ ❛ Am I the only one recognizing the lack of werewolfitude in these murders? ❜ ❛ It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? ❜ ❛ You know who else is a virgin? Me. I’m a virgin, okay? ❜ ❛ I need to have sex. Like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. ❜ ❛ What do you want? You want to kill me? ❜ ❛ We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come. ❜ ❛ Are you just following the bus, or are you planning on mounting it at some point? ❜ ❛ How do you know it’s not from the archery team? ❜ ❛ Cut off the head of the snake, and the body dies. ❜ ❛ Just once, can someone try to come up with something that doesn’t involve killing everyone? ❜ ❛ I’m telling you this because they scare the hell out of me. ❜ ❛ Somebody’s been doing their summer reading! ❜ ❛ Well, maybe we could do what normal people do, and knock on the door. ❜

[astonishman]

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S1 : E1  /   Episode   One  .

“  i was eight when i realized i didn’t have a sense of humor.  ”

“  i always wanted to punch my dad in the face.  ”

“  after that, i killed more animals and i remember every single one. ”

“  school was beneath me.  ”

“  i had a plan, i was going to kill something bigger. much bigger.  ”

“  seen you skating, you’re pretty shit. ”

“  i haven’t seen my dad since i was eight.  ”

“  i understand actually, i don’t trust people who fit in.  ”

“  is this from you? what the fuck? i’m here. i’m literally here. ”

“  i’m not saying he’s the answer but he’s something. ”

“  i thought she could be interesting to kill. ”

“  i pretended to fall in love with her. ”

“  i haven’t got a phone, i smashed it. ”

“  i knew that people in love went out on dates.  ”

“  i think we live in the most boring town on the planet. ”

“  they have money so they feel safe.  ”

“  why do you live in such a weird house? ”

“  this is pretty retro. ”

“  i actually masturbated once a week for medical purposes. ”

“  maybe i’m gay. maybe he’s asexual. we do have a really board spectrum these days. ”

“  you’re dad’s a prick. ”

“  have you ever eaten a pussy before?  ”

S1 : E2  /   Episode   Two  .

“  things didn’t always entirely go as planned.  ”

“  do you think it’s going to explode?  ”

“  this isn’t a film. if this was a film, we’d probably be american. ”

“  i kept wondering what sort of sound she’d make when i killed her.  ”

“  guess what freedom smells like? cow shit.  ”

“  we can literally do anything. anything we want. ”

“  ironically, i was not in my element.  ”

“  sometimes i look at him and wonder, are you a bit dead?  ”

“  put your tongue in my ear. ”

“  how long until your dad calls the police? ”

“  he’s a prick and everything but he’s pretty optimistic. ”

“  i like food.  ”

“  did you bring money with you?  ”

“  what are we going to do?  ”

“  i had her right where i wanted her. ”

“  we should have sex.  ”

“  why are you laughing?  ”

“  what should we do? do you want to go to home? ”

“  i don’t want to go to home. ”

“  why do you think of something for once? ”

“  i couldn’t of done it there, the car would link me to the crime. ”

“  why is no one stopping?   ”

S1 : E3  /   Episode   Three  .

“  sometimes [ name ] feels like a boy/girl i could love.  ”

“  that’s a lot of cash.  ”

“  we could get a train to your dad’s. ”

“  why are you so obsessed with my dad?  ”

“  is breaking and entering the best way of laying low?  ”

“  whatever. it’s fucking weird, having a photo of yourself. ”

“  i sometimes wonder if i should just become an alcoholic.  ”

“  i’m just to think of what adults do in situations like this.  ”

“  well, that wasn’t as shit as i expected. ”

“  how’d you know how to cook? ”

“  we should do the washing up. ”

“  some people get embarrassed dancing, i don’t. ”

“  i get embarrassed talking, well, when i’ve realized i said something stupid.  ”

“  we should do this naked.  ”

“  as a rule, i didn’t dance but it was hard to say no to [ name ]. ”

“  hey, close your eyes. close your eyes, i promise i won’t look.  ”

“  i think he is properly beautiful. ”

“  whoever says all boys are obsessed with sex hasn’t met [ name ].  ”

“  i really hope i’m not bad at this. ”

“  i thought you said that you wanted me. ”

“  i tended to not feel things, for a long time i was good at it. ”

“  you look better in person.  ”

S1 : E4  /   Episode   Four  .

“  isn’t it a bit fucked up wearing his clothes?  ”

“  i think the fucked up bit was murdering him?  ”

“  should we go to the police? it was self defense. ”

“  we need to get rid of the body.  ”

“  [ name ] was weirdly calm.  ”

“  dead people are heavier than alive people. i read that. ”

“  we need to clean up. we need to get rid of any trace of us.  ”

“  no one can know that we’ve been here, okay.  ”

“  take your shoes off and clean up that blood. ”

“  i don’t know if this is the right thing to be doing. ”

“  i just think about what the people on tv do when they’ve done this. ”

“  if we can’t get rid of him, we have to get rid of us. ”

“  i figured if i just did what i was told then everything would be okay.  ”

“  it wasn’t how i thought it would be. not at all.  ”

“  what the fuck is he doing? ”

“  what have you done?  ”

“  okay, put those around him and then let’s get out of here. ”

“  keep it together. keep it together. ”

“  we learned much later that we really messed up. ”

“  that was the beginning of something. something massive and awful. ”

“  why didn’t you burn your jacket? ”

“  i think there’s something wrong with him. ”