This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Zemver Color N. Magat (10-Quezon) was named Champion of the Spoken Word Contest.
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This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Zemver Color N. Magat (10-Quezon) was named Champion of the Spoken Word Contest.
The Pursuit of Happiness
This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Catherine Romina F. Aperocho (10-Quezon) was named Champion of the Letter Writing Contest.
Dear world leaders,
I am not in the position to represent the whole population of all ASEAN member states. But I am just a fraction of those who decided to raise their voice from a new generation, possessing radical ideas and indomitable will to shape the world according to their beliefs. With great hopes and expectations placed upon all of the chosen representatives by our society, all of you are undisputed catalysts of change who will guide us all in our pursuit of a brighter tomorrow, and all you have to do is to listen.
As the bearers of the ideals and traditions from the age of warfare begin to fade in history, we, the new generation, are the key to a brighter future. With the drive to always learn and experience in an innovative way, as well as our affinity for using modern technology, we have gained access to an unlimited amount of information. We have also developed the ability to think critically about social issues. These abilities are the key to finally achieve the world we want to see. True, the young minds of your citizens should not always rely on technology, because only a fraction of your population has the advantage to utilize these materials. But education itself is not a privilege nor a luxury to a child, it should be a right.
Drop-out rates are a source of concern; this problem leads to serious deficiencies such as student retention. Thus, quality of education and knowledge gained should be an issue to be brought up in the summit because everything starts with the core of the society, the children. If we are indeed the leaders of tomorrow, how would you be able to produce leadership without the necessary utilities in the first place? Comprehensive policy, financing, and structural reforms are the real investments this world needs, and what world leaders must pursue. We do not require you to have an instant resolution to the emerging issue, although what we want to see is a change in the system that is evidently flawed.
Promise us the future you want to see, because we are not only citizens of your country. We are also your children who want you to invest in our future, in hopes that nothing can ever hinder us from learning and getting the education that we need. Because it is not only about me, it is about us.
Hoping for a brighter future ahead!
Sincerely yours,
Catherine Romina F. Aperocho
Tides of Change
This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, John Rick E. Perez (8-Jacinto) was named Champion of the Essay Writing Contest.
The Philippines is greatly known for its biodiversity, colorful culture, and most importantly its mouth-watering delicacies. The appetizing Adobo, the lip-smacking Lechon, the scrumptious Sisig, the pleasing Pinakbet, and the tantalizing Tinola. These are just some of the dishes that define the Pearl of the Orient Seas. But thick with the sourness of tamarind and abundant with crisp-tender vegetables and succulent meat chunks, the sinigang remains as one of the captivating meals that can be found on the dining table of every Filipino.
Sinigang is a Philippine soup considered to be one of the most indigenous dishes in the present Filipino cuisine. Its fine flavor comes from the tamarind which gives its sour taste that not only lingers in the soup but is also infused into the meat. It is composed of red onion, tomato, sitaw, kangkong, tamarind, talong, and last but not the least, the meat.
This popular viand in Filipino cuisine captures the true essence of the Filipino people. It makes me grasp the life of the Filipinos under the tyrannical hands of the colonizers, and gives me an inkling of all the sufferings and sacrifices our fellow countrymen experienced during that time. It reflects how the repressive reign of the colonialists left the Filipinos on a sour note. People lost their ability to express what they really feel and discern the path that they want to take. They were unable to make the steps and choices they want, and they suffered great torture and abuse. They lost their own voice and the society was filled with endless violence. The Philippines lost its self-identity.
But then, there was something unconventional that I saw in the Sinigang, something that we don’t see any more in our country. It is how the different and contrasting spices and ingredients of the dish unite as one to make every bite give complete satisfaction. I saw the light in the hearts of the Filipinos, I saw the burning hope and love we all have for our beloved country. I saw what separates us Filipinos from others: our ability to use such an experience as an inspiration or a sign that it is time for us to find and fight for change. I saw the ability of the Filipinos to rise up in the midst of failure, and hand in hand, help each other to surpass every problem and transform the Philippines into one unified nation.
The Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) aims to accelerate the economic growth, social progress and cultural development in the region. The ASEAN will do so through joint endeavors in the spirit of equality and partnership, in order to strengthen the foundation for a prosperous and peaceful community of Southeast Asian nations. The opposing ingredients of the Sinigang represent the varying cultures, traditions, and beliefs of each member state of ASEAN. It tells us that, despite these differences, we are integrated as one, partnering for change engaging the world.
It is time for us to realize that the ingredients to a better world and a propitious future for each individual are the following:
1.) See unity in dubiety and confusion, hand in hand help each other and be unified as one nation.
2.) Inculcate in our minds and souls that it is through each other that we can fill the holes
3.) Never neglect your obligations, because relying on you are the future generations
4.) Ignite the flame within our hearts; when we are awakened to truth, change starts
5.) Gain inspiration from complications, stretch through all the limitations
6.) Aspire for a great future ahead, love and hope we shall spread
7.) Now is the time to change our ways, overcome the differences and break the chains
8.) Get up! Rise from the midst of darkness, and Southeast Asian nations shall progress.
The Sinigang is a great part of the Philippines’ self-identity. It remains phenomenal and untainted by time. While the flavoring to make it sour has changed, the taste has not. Although different ingredients have been used, it remains the way it has always been. This represents us, the Southeast Asian nations, fused as one by the same goal, the same dream. We lift one another through the tides of change.
This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Hanna Gwyneth F. Ico (10-Osmeña) won 1st Runner-up in the Spoken Word Contest.
The Real Problems
This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Zemver Color N. Magat (10-Quezon) won 1st Runner-up in the Letter Writing Contest.
Magat, Zemver Color N. Unit V, Purok 15, Brgy, Commonwealth, Quezon City, Philippines
November 10, 2017
Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak, Myanmar State Counsellor Aung San Suu Kyi, Thai Prime Minister Prayuth Chan-ocha, Vietnamese Prime Minister Nguyen Xuan Phuc, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, Singapore Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah of Brunei Darussalam, Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen, Indonesian President Joko Widodo Lao Prime Minister Thongloun Sisoulith
Dear Sir and Madam,
I would like to send my warmest welcome to you and I hope you will find your stay here in the Philippines enjoyable.
Onto serious matters: the reason for this letter is to inform you of the growing problem of the Southeast Asian countries. Poverty is definitely one of the biggest problems of the majority of these nations. If we, the ASEAN community, aim to diminish these problems, we must start from the bottom. A bottom-up approach, if you must.
Poverty is not the problem. Poverty is simply an aftermath of the problem. The real problems are domestic violence, underemployment, and calamities, to name a few.
Domestic violence is roughly related to gender inequality and discrimination. A lot of the Southeast Asian countries are patriarchal, and believe that there are certain things women cannot do. The abuse that children and women receive would usually lead to psychological problems, which deem them unfit for different job description. Or worst, death. In return, the GDP of these countries does not reach its fullest extent.
Domestic violence also leads to minor problems, such as the spread of epidemic diseases like HIV/AIDS, which would require financial and health support to combat. Unfortunately, some governments cannot provide such support, leading them to be in deeper debt. Meanwhile, there is also a rise in unwanted pregnancy, which would cause a spike in the population rate. This means that families below the poverty line cannot continue to support themselves. This situation will also increase the death rate, which would in turn lead to the decrease of the labor force rate. In return, the country would not be able to reach their quota.
This goes to show that a simple problem expands if not addressed properly. With all due respect, I suggest creating fully-functional health care centers with low taxes. It would be better if the employees would be trained to handle support groups, and to inquire about domestic violence in case the need arises. If support groups will be needed, this must be in a friendly and confidential atmosphere.
The second concern would be underemployment. Underemployment is the greatest contributor to poverty. According to Karl Kendrick Chua, a Filipino senior economist, unemployment is not the problem, it is the underemployed. The underemployed are being employed in jobs lower than the education they took. In return, the underemployed are taking the small-time jobs intended for those who were not able to finish their college education. With this situation, those who were supposed to be employed in small-time jobs will be left unemployed. This would just trigger a chain reaction, and as long as underemployment continues, unemployment will. Fresh graduates are having difficulty in finding a job due to experience being a job requirement. They complain that their education does not offer enough internship for them to comply with the required experience that companies demand.
The best way to address this concern is to include internships in all college education programs. This way, the students will be able to comply with the required experience. Another solution is to make sure that there will be enough job openings for each graduating batch.
The last concern would be calamities. Most of Southeast Asian countries are surrounded by water, and are located around or near the pacific ring of fire. Therefore, Southeast Asia, as a whole, is subjected to typhoons, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes more than those in the other parts of the world. The main problem in calamities is the effects they leave in their wake. Usually, calamities would cause a whole country to release funds for the rebuilding of the damages—fund they have or funds they will ask for from the other countries. Thus, this would leave them in deeper debt.
The obvious solution is to make sure that the countries will be prepared before calamities strike. It would be best if they would have a completely different account for the country’s recovery, separate funds for the mitigation of the damage sustained by the country.
It is clear to me, our Sovereigns, that you have other matters to discuss. But I do hope you could spare a few minutes of your time to ponder these insights. I hope that the information I supplied is essential and helpful to the attainment of the association’s goals. Please do let me know if I could be of any assistance. I would be glad to help if the need arises.
Yours faithfully,
Zemver Magat
Beyond Diversity
This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Margaux V. Generao (8-Jacinto) won 1st Runner-up in the Essay Writing Contest.
My eyes wandered around the restaurant that my father and I entered, and a particular desert caught my eye. I remember afternoon delights when my father let me try it when I was a child, to share with me the heavenly goodness of the mixture of the ingredients. I recall that I was smoothly enjoying the crushed ice melting in my mouth, and delighting in the evaporated milk that comes with it. It contains leche flan, saging na saba, macapuno, sago, gulaman, and tubers. The halo-halo is a famous Filipino dessert that has various ingredients, but it is perfectly mixed in harmony, tasting like perfection.
Last November 13-14 2017, the leaders of Southeast Asian nations dealt with regional issues during the 31st ASEAN Summit here in the Philippines, with the theme “Partnering for Change, Engaging the World”. So if I were to serve one representative Pinoy dish to the leaders of the ASEAN Nations, I would serve our famous dessert, halo-halo.
From all over the country, there are indigenous tribes with different cultures and traditions. The Aeta in Northern Luzon have this unique culture of sharpening and blackening their teeth. In Buscalan, Kalinga, we also have Whand-od, the last mambabatok or traditional Kalinga tattooist in the Philippines. In the large cities and high skyscrapers of modernity such as Metro Manila, there are also Filipinos, not with another unique and different type of culture, but variations in opinions, belief, and knowledge. On the internet, Filipinos themselves fight over their political opinions or different idols in the showbiz industry.
But I picked the halo-halo as the dish that best represents Filipinos because of how we settle our differences. When we become one despite our cultural variations, it’s a beautifully rich perfection. One perfect example of this is when the Maute group terrorized Marawi City, leading to the Marawi siege. It was beautiful how hope was frail, but the light inside of Filipinos never became unlit. It was heartwarming how every Filipino has his or her own differences with others, but we became one when we faced such a horror unfolding, when we were all there for each other, for the people stuck in Marawi.
Like the halo-halo that has different ingredients, we Filipinos are different physically, culturally, and spiritually. But just like the halo-halo, when we’re mixed and united, we create the sweetest harmony. As we look into the love in our hearts and the nationality in our souls, we are all Filipinos, above and beyond diversity.
This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Princess Bea P. Sevilla (10-Quezon) won 2nd Runner-up in the Spoken Word Contest.
For the Children
This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Ralph Kenneth Rea (10-Quezon) won 2nd Runner-up in the Letter Writing Contest.
Dear ASEAN leaders,
I am merely a high school student hoping to make a change in our world. I wish this little voice of mine will be heard and not to be taken for granted. However, I strongly believe that before we could possibly bring change to the world, we should start within ourselves – the Southeast region of Asia.
Our nations were recently covered with smoke and engulfed with fear as different acts of terrorism bombed our lands, specifically in the Philippines and Indonesia. These attacks led to the peoples’ unease and the destruction of various properties that did not only cost money, but lives of the innocent. I plead to you all for better security and a more fortified force to retaliate against the rebels.
Our nations struggle with unity due to the sea rows happening in the South China Sea or West Philippine Sea. This body of water serves a huge role in resources and trade. If disputes continue to occur, chaos is ensured to spark among the involved nations. I plead to you all to communicate further and to be considerate as we are supposed to build one another, not to bring one another down.
Lastly, our nations need to join hands firmly without anyone losing grip. We need to be one to effectively combat the problems constantly disturbing our daily lives. We need to lead ourselves on the road to a brighter tomorrow; not only for us but for the upcoming generations who will suffer if we fail to give an answer to these problems. We need to look only at one goal – a day our children will smile upon.
I am a high school student and I hope that several years later as our generation ends, the high school students in that time, our children, wouldn’t need to write a letter like this again.
Sincerely, Ralph Kenneth Rea
Pinoy’s Gastronomy
This piece was an official entry to “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Thanks to this piece, Mairi Sydell S. Soriano (7-Mabini) won 2nd Runner-up in the Essay Writing Contest. According to Mark Kurlansky, food is “a central activity of mankind and a significant trademark of a culture.” Currently, the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) is being held in the Philippines. The country is hosting the diplomats from other states, and is given the chance to promote our culture at the same time. The best way to promote our culture is to serve them Filipino dishes during the gala dinner. The idea is to showcase popular food dishes from the three main geographical divisions of the country: Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao. For the appetizer, lumpiang sariwa or fresh springroll is the best choice. This is a popular dish from Luzon. It is made by a soft crepe pastry with a mixture of vegetables and pork, topped with sweet savory sauce and crushed peanuts. It is a light and healthy dish that would appeal to everyone. The unofficial national dish of the country is adobo. In the Visayan region, Humba is a local comfort food that resembles adobo in terms of appearance. This cuisine uses all the ingredients used in adobo, in addition to black beans and banana blossoms which makes this dish stand out. Humba is best paired with rice for an experience of authentic Filipino delicacy. For the dessert, we can serve Binaki, a traditional delicacy from Mindanao. It is a steamed cake made of grated young corn, powdered milk and sugar wrapped in corn husk. It is not too sweet like most desserts, and it is considered the healthiest cake as it is free from preservatives. In every country, culture is always associated with food. So in order for people to be well acquainted with the local culture, they should try various dishes from different provinces. In ASEAN, diplomats will have a quick grasp and appreciation of Filipino culture through the dishes they will have during the dinner gala.
It’s happening, people.
A short story by Lala Cariño, a proud editor and contributor to our blog, has been featured in The Manila Times. Published in 5 parts, "Requiem" was recently published in the Sunday Times Magazine. Congrats, Lala! We're so proud. *Teardrops cascade.* (Photo courtesy of SSA's official FB page)
So, about that contest...
A big thanks to all Anthonians who submitted entries! We are currently in the process of checking works and determining the winners of “Anthonian at ASEAN: A Writing Contest for Leaders of Tomorrow.” Give us some time, guys. :)
But hey, you don’t have to wait that long. Starting November 27, we’ll post the top 3 works for the Essay, Letter, Spoken Word, Page Poetry, Short Story, and Drama Categories.
In the meantime, we’ll whet your appetite. In case you needed a reminder, the Champion of each genre will receive academic incentives, P500 in cash, as well as a prized collection from the Captain’s Library. And what exactly are the selections from this Library, you ask?
Take a look:
-Aeneid by Virgil
-America is in the Heart by Carlos Bulosan
-A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
-Dream of the Red Chamber by Cao Xueqin
-Essential Wordsworth (collection of poems and other works by Romantic poet William Wordsworth)
-Have a Little Faith by Mitch Albom
-How Not to Write by Terence Denman (a humorous guide to effective writing, particularly in the business and academic realms :D)
-Paradiso by Dante
-Purgatorio by Dante
-Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
-The Adventures of Robin Hood by Roger Lancelyn Green
-The Columbus Affair by Steve Berry
-The Complete Plays of Sophocles
-The Elements of Playwrighting by Louis Catron
-The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky
-The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
-The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
-The Martian by Andy Weir (yes, that Martian, as in Matt Damon)
-The Only Grammar Book That You’ll Ever Need by Susan Thurman (seriously)
-The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux
-The Tell-Tale Heart and Other Writings by Edgar Allan Poe
-The Tolkien Reader (collection of stories, poems, and commentaries by the acclaimed writer of Lord of the Rings)
-The Witch of Portobello by Paulo Coelho
If you’re going to be named Champion of any genre in the contest, we’ll let you pick any one of these books. Gotta call dibs as fast as you can! Good luck :)
Alpha and Omega
by Alain Abella and Sky Alminiana
Curtains up
All lights turned off; dark set-up
Narrator [voiceover]: In the beginning, there was only darkness, and darkness only prevailed; a deep black void into nothingness, where nothing ever sailed. Life [voiceover]: Let there be light! Narrator [voiceover]: Shouted an almighty voice; then the silence roared, roared as the loudest noise. A small tinge of white was suddenly in sight, a sign of light, Life.
Life walks in from left side of stage; spotlight on her
Life looks around the dark surroundings; spotlight follows her Life: Hollow is the world, engulfed in darkness. This world desires beauty, and I shall deliver. It's time to shed the light.
Positions herself in the middle of the stage
Creates ball of fire while saying the following:
Life: Untamed is this majestic star. The rays of light shimmering are endless. This eternal flame has the burning purpose to give light unconditionally to the ends of the universe – Sun.
Burst ball of fire into the sky; set-up sun
Life enjoys the wonders of the day
Night comes; dark surroundings
Life looks around looking confused
Life: Then it was night. Darkness prevailed once again, like life never has been. So I create the moon and the stars in the sky, to be the night light — be the one to guide you by.
With paint and paintbrush, paints moon and stars
Set-up with light Life: The horizon that has no limits to the naked eye. The sky shall serve as the glorious reminder that this world is beautiful. Exquisite in nature and tenacious to the open.
Gestures to the open sky Life: Mirroring the majestic sky is the grandeur wide open. It is where life will flow by — the sea is where it'll happen. The waves crashing, the water is flowing; the sky that meets the sea is calling.
Gestures to create the sea
Sea is created Life: To complement the blue, I add another hue. Green patches on the brown land, where creations will take a stand. Life is slowly forming, life indeed is growing.
Moves around and gestures to land
The Orb: Part 1 (ACT II *IN PROGRESS)
by Carlos Jesse Ramos and Dwayne Ilo
ACT II SCENE I
GOLDRUN MINE, CENTER
(Khelbhin, Hof, and John began to talk about what action they shall fo against the Dark Lord)
Khelbhin: Let us begin. How do I start this?
Hof: Just say what is needed.
John: Agreed.
Khelbhin: Okay. We cannot waste any time. Time is precious, especially now that the Dark Lord is back. He could cause havoc, and that must not happen, in order to preserve peace between the different lands.
John: Wait… how can he come back if he is dead? That is impossible.
Hof: It is possible. Death can be avoided. Especially when dark arts is used.
John: What? I don’t understand.
Khelbhin: The Dark Lord evaded death because he used dark arts. In simpler terms, dark magic.
John: How did he do that then?
Hof: He must have marked a person.
John: Marked?
Khelbhin: John, please store your questions for later. We cannot continue if you keep interrupting. Is that fine?
John: (Bows) Yes. I’m sorry.
Khelbhin: Hof, kindly continue.
Hof: Marked, in a sense that he chose that person as a new vessel to store his soul into. If he does that, he would not die.
Khelbhin: As far as I know, he chooses children or matured children as vessels. Most of the time, children. He does this for him to have a long life span.
John: Children?
Hof: Children are easier to fool and tricked. Though I believe that the children he marks come from powerful families.
Khelbhin: Indeed. He chooses wisely. He takes the powerful child and uses that child into a vessel.
John: Then if he is alive. Surely he used a child as a vessel. The bastard.
Khelbhin: Yes. That is true. That is why he is dangerous. He can blend with the everyone else and plan unknowingly.
Hof: I believe the person he used now is a teen. Blonde and green eyed. Poor fellow.
John: Wait… how did you know that? Surely, that information is hard to get.
Hof: I have my ways. Do not underestimate a wood elf.
Khelbhin: He already made the trolls his allies, also take note of the fact that he is naturally strong.
John: Why do I have a feeling that he will attend the festival tomorrow? I have a bad feeling.
Khelbhin: That is why we need to protect the ones who will celebrate the festival tomorrow. After all, it is not just the humans who will be there. Wood elves, drows, and other kind will also be there.
John: That is correct. But do not fret, I already planned the defense for tomorrow. Knights and guards will watch everywhere. That is to reduce chaos, if there are any that will occur.
Hof: Then what about the Dark Lord? How will we know if it is really him? How will we lure him out? Surely, he will not come out that easily. He is not that dumb.
Khelbhin: We watch the area closely and see if anyone acts suspicious.
John: That will be hard. We cannot watch every single one. That is absurd if we do that.
Khelbhin: Then we shall use magic to help us.
The Orb: Part I (ACT I)
by Carlos Jesse Ramos and Dwayne Ilo
ACT I SCENE I
THE TOWER, KHELBHIN’S OFFICE
(The snow fell slowly outside the office’s small window. The room was lit brightly but cold. The smell of burning wood is in the air due to a fireplace inside. Bookshelves were on the sides, its books neatly arranged and the used were piled neatly on the floor. The office table, which was in the center of the room faced the fireplace.
Khelbhin, a sorcerer, gray haired, and middle aged, was sitting on his chair comfortably, until a bang on his office door was heard. He opened the door and a dove went flying in. It had a letter in its feet, and without ado Khelbhin immediately took it and read it.)
Khelbhin: What is this? The Dark Lord is coming to the land? But he should be dead. Dead as a ghost.
(Khelbhin slowly sits down and taps his temple.)
This is a disaster. He shall lead to chaos. Once more. Once more.
(A soft knock hit the door)
Khelbhin: (Composing himself) Come in. Come in.
(Hof, the captain of the wood elves, white haired, purple eyed, enters the room. He had a gloomy face.)
Hof: (Sighing) Have you received the letter I wrote?
(Khelbhin raises thee paper up.)
Khelbhin: This paper? Then I have, just now. Your dove has just arrived. Then you arrived. So, I guess you have the same message? Please tell me that it isn’t.
Hof: (Groaning) Sorry Khelbhin. I have the same message. The Dark Lord is indeed coming to the land.
(Hof looks at the Dove)
Really you just received it now? I sent it a few days ago. That Dove is slow. Well, that was the only courier I could have at that time. Though I didn’t expect that it was that slow.
Khelbhin: Don’t blame the bird. It was probably the snow that slowed it down.
(Hof laughs. He points at the chair, in front of Khelbhin.)
Hof: Can I sit?
Khelbhin: (Chuckles) You can but you may not.
Hof: (Giggles faintly) Then may I sit? May I?
Khelbhin: Sit. You may.
(Hof slowly sits)
Hof: What do we do about this? Khelbhin, this isn’t a joke. We need to stop him from causing chaos.
Review of Thor: Ragnarok
by Captain
When you think of Thor, you don’t usually think “Mr. Personality” two seconds later. That spot is hotly contested by Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man (who blurs the distinction between actor and character) and Chris Evans’ Captain America (whose boy-next-door appeal is amplified by well-written screenplays). Hey, at least Chris Hemsworth’s got abs, right? Since the first Thor movie was released in 2011, Marvel Studios has faced the tall task of presenting the Odinson as a pop culture icon and marketable persona. A daunting challenge, indeed: how do you take the Avenger lifted from your college professor’s mythology lectures, and craft him into a cinematic figure that can sell action figures? Marvel responded, “By making him funny, of course.” Problem is, they might have gone overboard with it. Compared to the first two installments of the franchise, Thor: Ragnarok throws caution out into the cosmos, adds an extra dose of Hemsworth hotness (literally and figuratively), and makes absolutely no pretense about what it attempts to be. If, earlier this year, Spider-Man: Homecoming had carved its niche as a teen movie, the third Thor film is equally adamant about its identity as an all-out comedy. Indeed, there is a nine-realm distance between the Shakesperean drama of director Kenneth Branagh’s Thor 1, and the disarming, almost humor of Taika Waititi’s Ragnarok. All things considered, Mr. Waititi made the right call to let Chris go full Hemsworth. By all accounts, the Australian actor flaunts not just a six-pack but a humungous funny bone. From his opening banter with fire-lord Surtur (watch out for Thor’s very first punchline—a twist on the phrase “son of Odin”) to his brotherly dynamic with Loki, Hemsworth unleashes a confident, charismatic performance for the ages. (In contrast, it is somehow disappointing that Tom Hiddleston’s Loki is just...kind of there. It’s almost as if the script intentionally downplayed the God of Mischief so that Thor could finally outshine him.) And of course...Hulk. As good as Hemsworth was, the combination of CGI cheats and Mark Ruffalo’s sensibility might have allowed Hulk to give an even more SMASHING performance. Ever since the first Avengers film, Marvel die-hards have known that the not-too-friendly rivalry between Thor and Hulk is still simmering. In Ragnarok, there is a load of laughs every time these two argued, consoled, and, um, lied to each other (in the case of Thor). Then the jokes just went on...and on...and, wait a minute. I thought this was supposed to be about the Norse apocalypse? The reality was: there was too much comedy. As in, Scary Movie-levels of camp. Sure, I can tolerate Asgardians being showered with goo when Thor returns via Bifrost bridge. But when the main villain Hela, brought to life by the epic Cate Blanchett, is given lines with the same style of humor as Thor, you begin to cringe. When almost the entire cast—from Benedict Cumberbatch’s Dr. Strange to Karl Urban’s Skurge—speaks as though they were in a Saturday Night Live-skit, you roll your eyes repeatedly. When Jeff Goldblum, who is supposed to have a showstopping performance as the oddball Grandmaster, fails to stand out and becomes just another overbearing persona, you groan. When characters “forget” the high stakes of the surrounding events (like, I don’t know, death and destruction), you facepalm with the force of Mjolnir. And the reason why Thor and co. seemingly gloss over the seriousness of some scenes is...well, the script glosses over it, too. The biggest problem with Ragnarok is that it sacrifices pace and story-telling for comedy. I am trying very hard not to get to spoiler-territory, but all I can say is, the screenplay hit fast forward on scenes that should have had emotional weight. Scenes that portray long-brewing tension, intense loss, and tremendous sacrifice. Even sequences that would have showed movie logic (like, why did this character decide to work with this character, when said characters were at odds just moments ago?) were inappropriately sped up. I realize that I haven’t talked about Valkyrie—the heavily praised female lead—yet. I’m not sure if her character’s redemptive arc (from alcoholic scavenger to comebacking defender of Asgard) was given enough justice. Sure, Tessa Thompson seems poised to take her place in the looming MCU women’s revolution (which will be joined by The Wasp, Captain Marvel, and Black Widow shortly). But, as with other key facets of this film’s narrative, Valkyrie’s plot thread was overshadowed by the humor that was trying too hard. It doesn’t take a Jane Foster to realize that Marvel wanted Thor to emulate the aesthetic of Guardians of the Galaxy. In a good way, we can blame director James Gunn for the color palette, soundtrack (hello, Immigrant Song), and yes, even the humor of Ragnarok. But what we have to realize is that Gunn made two Guardians films. The first one came out in 2014, and became the blockbuster out of Knowhere. The second one was released last May, and I’m still not sure if the disappointing effort in the follow-up should be blamed on Gunn or Marvel executives. So to put things in perspective, let me sum it up like this: Ragnarok was more Guardians 2 than Guardians 1. Rating: 6.5 stars out of 10
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by Honeylyn Visperas
It was once a voice that your head listened to You knew it had truth but you never took it to be true It was just an idea that you easily shrugged off You refused to believe that it is something you'd be an example of You used to believe that there is beauty in everything Looked forward to the rainbow after every storm You thought yourself to be lucky Despite the mundane days that you had to go by Now that voice is your belief And you're screaming to be let out Now you're trapped with no escape And you're thinking what you did to be blamed Some days life gives you a reason Helps you to smile through the pain But most days it robs you As if you were a thief who did not deserve to be given a treat All you could have was a taste And in return you were faced with consequence All you could think was how fake happiness was And how it was all just an illusion you believed But you see them with their smiles Their faces so bright and filled with cheer But you stand by and hear their laughter A sound was nothing but a genuine melody You realize your mistake Happiness was not fake You could see it as you look through their lives You just weren't lucky to be them and have that kind of life.