thank u for ur consideration

hi im dee

[it-s-ya-boi-deactivated20190523]

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being overweight is one of the few problems that you can actually run away from.

[swarnpert]

[mymodernmet]

Determined Two-Legged Rescue Cat Learns to Walk, Run, and Jump

[princesstigerbelle]

SO THIS IS WHERE THIS MEME ORIGINATED

[memewhore]

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[solitaryfossil]

[boota]

this subway crowded as fuck, thanos was right

[trapcard]

this could be real in all honesty

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[onlytwitterpics]

[neverthere12345]

[kkaypuffs]

OH MY GOD BITCH

[kovuero]

[letaliabane]

There will never be another President and First Lady like the Obamas. 

[bitter-cup-deactivated20170625]

The stages of recovery

Stage 1: 

I walk down the street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I fall in. I am lost. I am helpless. It isn’t my fault. It takes forever to find a way out.  Stage 2:  I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I pretend I don’t see it. I fall in again. I can’t believe I am in this same place. But it isn’t my fault. It still takes a long time to get out.     Stage 3:  I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I see it is there. I fall in…it’s a habit…but my eyes are open. I know where I am. It is my fault. I get out immediately.  Stage 4:  I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I walk around it.  Stage 5:  I walk down a different street. 

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*