⭑momo⭑

come and be human with me :D minor :00

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

[gurogator]

i think ppl will enjoy these so im sharing the experience of studying a tbh creature in the wild.... fascinating creatur.......

[error-iso9706]

me fr fr

[depsidase]

[pooksbedamned]

Never underestimate human ingenuity

[zagreus]

gonna start running all of my posts through several layers of google translate just to keep the boys guessing

[zagreus]

I will start running all my posts with different google translation levels to make kids guess

[zagreus]

I’m going to start posting all of my posts in the step of transferring the kids, Google can guess.

[zagreus]

Google can think that I will start publishing all my posts during the child replacement phase.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[peppermintsticks]

(tags from @/starkidding-around)

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[error-iso9706]

idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA

[error-iso9706]

gentle neck kiss to distract you

chuddleus grandeosi

[antimomophobic]

GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO

throws pie in your face

schmhuggle

[mispronouncer-of-much]

tasty.

not bad pie either~

schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe

[antimomophobic]

A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!

jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars

[error-iso9706]

alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3

[antimomophobic]

black hole schmhug

[error-iso9706]

i am spaghetti man now :(

[antimomophobic]

at least spaghetti is yums :33

[error-iso9706]

vore??? tf

[antimomophobic]

im pairing it w the pie btw

[error-iso9706]

Something is wrong with both of us

[antimomophobic]

were twinning wrongness

[error-iso9706]

agiid.

tie?

quadruple schnuggle as a fairwell gift

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAY COMPROMISE :DD

farewell schmhug:3

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[error-iso9706]

idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA

[error-iso9706]

gentle neck kiss to distract you

chuddleus grandeosi

[antimomophobic]

GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO

throws pie in your face

schmhuggle

[mispronouncer-of-much]

tasty.

not bad pie either~

schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe

[antimomophobic]

A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!

jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars

[error-iso9706]

alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3

[antimomophobic]

black hole schmhug

[error-iso9706]

i am spaghetti man now :(

[antimomophobic]

at least spaghetti is yums :33

[error-iso9706]

vore??? tf

[antimomophobic]

im pairing it w the pie btw

[error-iso9706]

Something is wrong with both of us

[antimomophobic]

were twinning wrongness

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[error-iso9706]

idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA

[error-iso9706]

gentle neck kiss to distract you

chuddleus grandeosi

[antimomophobic]

GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO

throws pie in your face

schmhuggle

[mispronouncer-of-much]

tasty.

not bad pie either~

schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe

[antimomophobic]

A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!

jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars

[error-iso9706]

alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3

[antimomophobic]

black hole schmhug

[error-iso9706]

i am spaghetti man now :(

[antimomophobic]

at least spaghetti is yums :33

[error-iso9706]

vore??? tf

[antimomophobic]

im pairing it w the pie btw

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[error-iso9706]

idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA

[error-iso9706]

gentle neck kiss to distract you

chuddleus grandeosi

[antimomophobic]

GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO

throws pie in your face

schmhuggle

[mispronouncer-of-much]

tasty.

not bad pie either~

schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe

[antimomophobic]

A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!

jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars

[error-iso9706]

alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3

[antimomophobic]

black hole schmhug

[error-iso9706]

i am spaghetti man now :(

[antimomophobic]

at least spaghetti is yums :33

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[error-iso9706]

idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA

[error-iso9706]

gentle neck kiss to distract you

chuddleus grandeosi

[antimomophobic]

GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO

throws pie in your face

schmhuggle

[mispronouncer-of-much]

tasty.

not bad pie either~

schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe

[antimomophobic]

A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!

jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars

[error-iso9706]

alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3

[antimomophobic]

black hole schmhug

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[error-iso9706]

idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA

[error-iso9706]

gentle neck kiss to distract you

chuddleus grandeosi

[antimomophobic]

GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO

throws pie in your face

schmhuggle

[mispronouncer-of-much]

tasty.

not bad pie either~

schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe

[antimomophobic]

A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!

jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[error-iso9706]

idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA

[error-iso9706]

gentle neck kiss to distract you

chuddleus grandeosi

[antimomophobic]

GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO

throws pie in your face

schmhuggle

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[error-iso9706]

idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA

[sleeplessv0id]

"mental health matters!" until your screaming and crying in the early hours of the morning over losing something as miniscule as your phone charger. but the reason your crying isn't actually about the charger, or your favorite pen you can't find.

little things add up.

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

[error-iso9706]

It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[error-iso9706]

you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo

[antimomophobic]

or is it >:3

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

[error-iso9706]

have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

[error-iso9706]

you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

[error-iso9706]

you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

[error-iso9706]

*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

[error-iso9706]

darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

[error-iso9706]

…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

[error-iso9706]

cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

[error-iso9706]

the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

[error-iso9706]

and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

[error-iso9706]

no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

[error-iso9706]

I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

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It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[antimomophobic]

or can you >:333

[antimomophobic]

TRIPLE SCHMHUG

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[absolutelyamoth]

Get cuddled, idiot

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have a schmhug

[antimomophobic]

schmhug <3

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you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌

[antimomophobic]

SCHMHUGS HARDER

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you underestimate my squeeze!

schmhugs with graceful strength

[antimomophobic]

schmhugs with elegance and love<33

[error-iso9706]

how about

schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.

[antimomophobic]

ok but have you considered

schmhugs while dressed up as barney

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*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*

have YOU considered

very snuggly :3

*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*

[antimomophobic]

but *ahem*

schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes

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darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!

*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *

[antimomophobic]

I MADE HIM STRONGER OH

schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug

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…but it refused.

for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.

Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.

It is… dependant on the soul.

But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.

Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.

[antimomophobic]

then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.

schmhug

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Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.

[antimomophobic]

we schmhugged too hard:0

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cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal

[antimomophobic]

maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang

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the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much

[antimomophobic]

see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...

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and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe

[antimomophobic]

omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD

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no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION

[antimomophobic]

YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG

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yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you

ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ

[antimomophobic]

yeah yeah its good to have dreams

schmhug

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I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb

schmhug superior

[antimomophobic]

it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.

SCHMHUG

[error-iso9706]

Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.

[antimomophobic]

stalker omg:00

ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK

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It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG

[antimomophobic]

HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO

[antimomophobic]

or can you >:333