reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
No title available

★

JVL

Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
No title available

if i look back, i am lost
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

tannertan36

izzy's playlists!
sheepfilms

titsay

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
No title available

No title available

roma★
🪼
seen from United States

seen from Bahrain
seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from China

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from France

seen from Maldives
seen from Singapore

seen from Canada

seen from Canada
@antimomophobic
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
i think ppl will enjoy these so im sharing the experience of studying a tbh creature in the wild.... fascinating creatur.......
me fr fr
Never underestimate human ingenuity
gonna start running all of my posts through several layers of google translate just to keep the boys guessing
I will start running all my posts with different google translation levels to make kids guess
I’m going to start posting all of my posts in the step of transferring the kids, Google can guess.
Google can think that I will start publishing all my posts during the child replacement phase.
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
(tags from @/starkidding-around)
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE
TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA
gentle neck kiss to distract you
chuddleus grandeosi
GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO
throws pie in your face
schmhuggle
tasty.
not bad pie either~
schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe
A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!
jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars
alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3
black hole schmhug
i am spaghetti man now :(
at least spaghetti is yums :33
vore??? tf
im pairing it w the pie btw
Something is wrong with both of us
were twinning wrongness
agiid.
tie?
YAYAYAY COMPROMISE :DD
farewell schmhug:3
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE
TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA
gentle neck kiss to distract you
chuddleus grandeosi
GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO
throws pie in your face
schmhuggle
tasty.
not bad pie either~
schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe
A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!
jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars
alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3
black hole schmhug
i am spaghetti man now :(
at least spaghetti is yums :33
vore??? tf
im pairing it w the pie btw
Something is wrong with both of us
were twinning wrongness
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE
TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA
gentle neck kiss to distract you
chuddleus grandeosi
GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO
throws pie in your face
schmhuggle
tasty.
not bad pie either~
schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe
A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!
jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars
alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3
black hole schmhug
i am spaghetti man now :(
at least spaghetti is yums :33
vore??? tf
im pairing it w the pie btw
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE
TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA
gentle neck kiss to distract you
chuddleus grandeosi
GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO
throws pie in your face
schmhuggle
tasty.
not bad pie either~
schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe
A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!
jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars
alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3
black hole schmhug
i am spaghetti man now :(
at least spaghetti is yums :33
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE
TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA
gentle neck kiss to distract you
chuddleus grandeosi
GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO
throws pie in your face
schmhuggle
tasty.
not bad pie either~
schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe
A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!
jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars
alt acc, soz. Conlanging specific but forgot to change back :/ gets gravitionally sucked in and schnuggles you again :3
black hole schmhug
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE
TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA
gentle neck kiss to distract you
chuddleus grandeosi
GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO
throws pie in your face
schmhuggle
tasty.
not bad pie either~
schmhugs closer and buries my face into your shoulder, wrapping myself tighter around you nyehehe
A NEW FOE ?!?1!1?1!1!
jumps into space with a gravitational mass that schmhugs all the planets and stars
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE
TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA
gentle neck kiss to distract you
chuddleus grandeosi
GAGAHHAHAHAHH NOO
throws pie in your face
schmhuggle
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
idrk man but DOUBLE SCHMHUGGLE AGAIN NYEHEHEH SANS i HAVE CAPTURED THE HUMAN IN A SNUGGLE NYEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE
TRIPLE SCHMHUG AHAGAHAGAHAHHAAHHA
"mental health matters!" until your screaming and crying in the early hours of the morning over losing something as miniscule as your phone charger. but the reason your crying isn't actually about the charger, or your favorite pen you can't find.
little things add up.
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
you didn't schmhug me this time does that mean I win? I mean we already settled that we are now the infinite cosmos across time and space in an eternal snuggle that's a neverending tie sooooo
or is it >:3
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
or can you >:333
TRIPLE SCHMHUG
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Get cuddled, idiot
have a schmhug
schmhug <3
you will not out-schmhug me, fool! ɯ̈̌
SCHMHUGS HARDER
you underestimate my squeeze!
schmhugs with graceful strength
schmhugs with elegance and love<33
how about
schmhugs you virtually so that it can occur throughout all of time and space, no matter when or where you are, because as long as you can find this you are never alone. I will be there. Always. Waiting. Schmhugging. Winning.
ok but have you considered
schmhugs while dressed up as barney
*chuckles softly and cuddles closer*
have YOU considered
very snuggly :3
*closes eyes and fall asleep schmhugging you adorably*
but *ahem*
schmhugs a schmhug so powerful it heals all woes
darn, not my depression… now I can schmhug without being weighed down mentally by my burdens!
*schmhugs you closer and wraps my legs around your waist, clinging to you because I'm a touche starved individual with fantasies of the non-sexual kind such as falling asleep while cuddling (each day I get more and more real) *
I MADE HIM STRONGER OH
schmhugs with such an elegant and intellectual power that we as a pair are bestowed the knowledge of infinite universes. we have lived every life and laughed every laugh. we are complete. we are all. we are schmhug
…but it refused.
for though thou mayst have experienced all lives that thee may ever have taken, thou hath not yet experienced the full true nature of the cosmos. Though thy futures hath been revealed to thine eye, thou knoweth not as to why each life hath occured how each life hath.
Thou knowest thy futures, yes, but not the rivers that guided them. Only once though knowest why everything happens canst thou truly understand the meaning of perfection. The meaning of beauty. Of happiness. Of joy. Of wonder. Of living. Of life.
It is… dependant on the soul.
But for thou, dearest mutual of mine, thine is to schmhug until thou canst not. And when thou canst not, continue. And when thou canst not continue, find a way to.
Schmhug. For it is the one thing that connects people to people as people.
then let me connect w you oh mootie. allow me to schmhug. to feel. to be.
schmhug
Problem: we merged into one being on cuddliness. Tie.
we schmhugged too hard:0
cold welding can occur but only if you schmhug reaaalllllylyyyyyyyy hard or you go into space and are metal
maybe if we schmhug hard enough we can recreate the big bang
the universe was created because two people loved schmhugged eachother very much
see kids when two people schmhug each other very much...
and that's how I met your mother became half of the universe
omg does this mean i get to be the other half :DDD
no the other half is ny pet dog OF COURSE IT'S YOU WHO ELSE AM I SCHMHUGGING INTO OBLIVION
YAYAYAYY SCHMHUG
yeah no you're still not winning this one buddy I will stay up another hour until the sunrise just to spite you
ʂɕɦɱʜʉɡ
yeah yeah its good to have dreams
schmhug
I fell asleep listening to gay audios mb
schmhug superior
it is currently four am. unsuspected schmhug.
SCHMHUG
Damn, thats late bro. +2 timezone with daylight savings, Europe.
stalker omg:00
ALSO HAH YOU DIDNT SCHMHUG ME BACK
It's called charge storing, stoobid. DOUBLE SCHMHUG
HEY NO YOU CANT DO THAT >:OOO
or can you >:333