stories are only lies; lies are all we have

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[stevehatch]

Pick something to do to prev

Eat them. 👁️👁️

Throw them into the cursed portal

Put their blorbo on E <33 she's saved now <33

Un-diagnose them. You're fine now.

Curse to 100 years in the pond

Platonic marriage.

Turn them into a really pretty frog

Become a sun ray and hit them in the eyes no matter where they're looking

Distract them with something shiny

Eat their snacks

Make it so they see really pretty bugs every time they sit down for a moment

Turn their dry markers nice and juicy again

Voting ended onJun 5, 2025

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

i could be your ugly boyfriend i love wikipedia and car seat headrest and i have strong opinions about everything

[exitwound]

absolutely enchanted by the wikipedia article about the most commonly stolen books from bookstores….