TEXT | KALWEN
Kale: Ooooooh. Like all those girls who sell hair gummies and start podcasts on Instagram after they get dumped by the dude dating 30 girls?
Kale: So he's allowed to date like 50 of you and you can't date two people? Well... that really sucks. So does getting dumped by text, unless you're not dumping me for real? Now I'm kind of confused.
Anwen: ...uh, yeah! Kind of!
Anwen: I'm not dumping you for real! I'm dumping you for....publicity? We can still be ~together~, just not *together*, you know? Just until I can make it far enough to get noticed. Does that make sense, sweetness? I would never dump you for something as shallow as a reality show.



















