Get Out Me House, You Fork.

A collection of random posts. (You should go to my klance blog, @lethalklance)

[alexangery]

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

[dement009]

Works for comics and art as well.

[whatthevoid]

…this has the opposite effect.

[honestsister]

instead try; I love you *generic keysmash* h OW DA RE *lavish praise* *inside fandom joke* *quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

[alexangery]

you. i like you

[ixhadbadxdays]

Also, the favorites: 1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!; 2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 3) why must you hurt me this way 4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW 5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter 6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part 7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS 8) this is so cute I’m dying 9) and (writer’s name) strikes again! 10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it 11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

[coffin-bird]

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

[awkwardyunyoo22]

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

[no-chill-at-all]

[augustdementhe]

GET OUT.

[anxietyobtained-blog]

Chat Noir: Knock knock

Marinette: Chat, what are you doing outside my room this time of night?

Chat Noir: *makes extended eye contact and leaves a banana on her windowsill, then flees into the night*

Marinette, very confused and concerned: What the fuck.

Chat Noir, the very next night: Knock knock

Marinette: Chat, you're back! What was up with the banana last night??

Chat Noir: *says nothing, pulls another banana out of a pocket and leaves it on her windowsill, then flees into the night*

Marinette, whisper yelling: Chat, what the fuck? I don't need this much potassium??

Chat Noir, the next night: Knock knock

Marinette: *staring him down, arms crossed*

Chat Noir: *slowly pulls a banana out of a pocket*

Marinette: Don't. You. Dare.

Chat Noir, dares: *places the third banana onto her windowsill, then flees into the night*

Marinette, throwing the banana after him: I swear to god if this is some kind of weird courting ritual!!

Chat Noir, the fourth night: Knock knock

Marinette: What.

Chat Noir: *smiles and holds out an orange for her*

Marinette: *looking at him suspiciously but takes the orange*

Marinette: Why an orange tonight?

Chat Noir: Orange you glad it isn't a banana?

Marinette: *punts the orange so hard into his face that he falls off the balcony*

[tropconnu]

single and ready 2 flamingle

[eldestdaughters]

someone: all girls are beautiful and wonderful

me: yes absolutely

me: *remembers I am a girl*

me: with one unfortunate exception

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[crystalmikii-deactivated0417201]

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

[shirtnapkin]

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

[prince-bat]

aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

[koneko----chan]

AWWWWWW I GOT MADOKA YAY

[sfangaming-deactivated20171125]

[furry-paradise-deactivated20161]

I got some fat ugly fucker.

[funnyfurry14]

Well I got JOHN CENAAAA TA TANA TAAAAA

[furrylover2000]

Fun

[furryporndaily]

I wanna see

[chlotriflouride-deactivated2025]

Does this work for mobile?

[l-o-n-k--n-o-o-d-l-e-deactivate]

Idk lets try

[improbablyreallyhungry]

I dont think it works It doesn’t work for me-

[helle-yea-deactivated20171121]

I got… A f R E a k I N E G g

[aprs-archives]

I G OT MADOKA MAGICAA A A A

[thesmallestcinnamonrollofall]

I got an egg *~*

[tranquilviews]

YaYYYY I GOT MADOKA

[stigmasfall]

i highly doubt this works but fuck it im curious

i guess it worked? i got something

[beahina]

i got magica lol

[burpswag-deactivated20210802]

Lets find out :0

It doesnt work for me :( let ME TRY ON COMPUTER

[sameirah]

it actually works 

[oak23]

the level of pettiness, stubbornness and thriftiness

[everydaylouie]

Visit Original Link

i stumbled on an old song on youtube the other day and decided to remix it

[bisexualspongebob]

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this post LITERALLY stopped me from smoking a cigarette. kids! you are saving lives.

[bisexualitydating-blog]

LGBT PRIDE MONTH, lgbt pride, bisexual pride, bisexual women pride!

June is national lgbt month, it’s for all lgbt+ community, as well as who support LGBT, no matter you are gay, lesbian, bisexual women, bisexual men, trans, pansexual, asexual, queer, and other lgbtqia+, we are pride!@bisexual threesome dating 

Trump is not celebrating June as “LGBT Pride Month”, but we will celebrate ourselves, because we are all LGBT and we are all SUPPORT LGBT COMMUNITY.

[felidadae]

That Exhibition skate 🔥🔥

[stoicsilence]

found batman forever on my front lawn

[stoicsilence]

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

[stoicsilence]

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???

????????

[stoicsilence]

i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

[stoicsilence]

WHO IS DOING THIS

[stoicsilence]

no idea what this movie even fucking is

[stoicsilence]

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

[stoicsilence]

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

[stoicsilence]

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

[monochromejones]

official ranking of every chu chu jelly from the Zelda games

Majora’s Mask

creepy, unsettling, get it away from me

Wind Waker

good and happy boys, they go boing, i love them

Twilight Princess

a blob, lazy design, but he’s doing his best, and I appreciate him.

Skyward Sword

a goopy boy, would make a huge mess, but I love him anyway

Breath of the Wild

a good blob, rolls around, small.

a BIG boy a good boy

[pyccx]

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[atruehero]

oops my hand slipped

yet another tag yourself, in this addition I’m the otabest