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Random Donald Fact:

Is Don expressly a very young vampire? Not necessarily. Is he expressly a very Old vampire? Not exactly either.

I can say directly he did not come from a point in time that undercuts were a thing.

Donald for a fact. Absolutely re-shaves his undercut nightly. In a very extra ass toreado kind of way.

#ooc #ic stuff #hcs #honestly it's too much lmfao the drama

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|| mun, shouting like a disgruntled mother: DONALD.

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// me loudly: I'll make you ALL regret following my dramatic ass torrie son

#ooc #self rb #gif #have fun you've all made a mistake #a big miss stake

Dramatic ass IC thing about Donald that still applies to this day:

Back from when he knew @redshiftsblue as Charlie and became rather infatuated with him. Donald made his crush the

~~~Perfect~~~~ Galaxy in a Bottle DIY as a present and NEVER got to give it to him bc of circumstances.

Donald is legitimately crushed about this. Still has the bottle and he sighs dramatically about it all the time.

I want to say he doesn't know about the Orion situation. BUT THE GUY IS a god damned Toreador and Gossip is his Gospel... so he absolutely knows.. but like a dramatic ass BINCH he's too caught up in being like "SIIIIGHH IT'S BEEN SO LONG.. THERE'S NO HOPE" to actually do anything about it directly...

But he is considering a way to garter some favors so that someone will deliver it to Orion for him.

#ooc #ic stuff #about Donald #he's a real fucking moron guys #redshiftsblue #goldwebbed

I just got recommended to a bad larp advice clown blog which is pennywise giving the advice and there waS THERE WAS AN ENTRY THAT SAID

make a toredor who’s preferred art form is skanking

NEVER HAVE I FELT MORE PERSONALLY TARGETED LMAO.

#esp bc the sub text was like #that will show that Charleston dancing elder what for #IM SO DEAD #ooc #ic stuff #dash com

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#IM SO FUCKING MAD IF THIS ISNT DONALD #god GOD I CAN i can bet you 10 whole fucking dollars #he does this at times #Thing's Don Do #fav

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*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

#Don's Humor Tag #Thing's Don Do #// IM IM LEGIT Mad lmaoHAHAHA #gif

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#ic for ooc

Donald asking people he fancies what their favorite flavors are. Under the guise that his intent gravitates around knowing what sort of edible treats they may prefer sans any allergy complications.

Realistically the information is being gathered for other reasons primarily than just sending affectionate gifts. Donald mixes his own safe edible oils that he will label and bottle in mouth spritzers. Consider this his own patented way of flirting with those willing to trade smooches. He uses the uniquely flavored oils to moisten his dead mouth and make the experience more pleasurable all around.

Since he doesn't casually salivate the oil does not get washed away in his mouth, lingering around readily for any chance to smooch.

#Donald character facts;#tfw ur ocs step up their bs game too high lmao

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Is Netflix Killing Your Life Goals? 😂😂😂

#Don's Humor Tag #video

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that’s how i feel when i see my dashboard sometimes in public

#Don's Humor Tag #nsfw #dildos #hastag i am all the baby blue dildos haha

fingerthief replied to your post “Something Donald is currently doing at this moment is looking up safe...”

// NO THIS IS REALLY CUTE...

DON IS GOING TO MAKE THIS FUCKING BOTTLED NEBULA THING LIKE ONE OF THESE AND THEN HE IS GOING TO ASK CHARLIE OUT ON A ROLLERSKATING DATE AND GIVE HIM THAT U WAIT BONES.

#fingerthief #he will probably actually make like 10 of them #bc he will keep trying for something different or better #and have all these 'half finished'#projects around his home bc he didnt think they came out just right #ooc #ic stuff

Something Donald is currently doing at this moment is looking up safe recipes for DIY galaxy jars. He will not stand for any concoctions that will spoil and mold! His requirements are meticulously set and very particular. The materials colors must capture the beautiful shades as best as possible. There must also be a fluorescent element mixed in to top it off for a captivating glow.

Some small flecks of glow in the dark paint should do. A little trim of glitter in the-- OH!! PERHAPS He could find glitter that can be fluorescent as well!!!

PERFECT! It does exist. He will get both glow glitter and a soft silver glitter and mix the two in his project! There’s a pleasing sense of warmth filling him up over this-- metaphorically speaking.

#ic #(action)#//he is making charlie a present bc he is snopey and saw space talk