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i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

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you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

jonbutter

when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up

uglynewyork

Aligned bubblegum eyes. Reblog for good luck.

maurypovichofficial2

ITS A DAMN COLD NIGHT TRYNA FIGURE OUT THIS LIFE…WON’T YOU, TAKE ME BY THE HAND TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NEW…I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I…I’M WITH YOU

calder

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

calder

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

blackwashedmax

Honey is literally murder but go off

kasaron

Prove it.

blackwashedmax

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

kasaron

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

blackwashedmax

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

hematite2

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

leonardo-nierman

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

gemstone-gynoid

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom.

darkenedyeastextract

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

demonius-darkblade

bee carnival

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

bastlynn

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

atreefullofstars

@whatilikeandothershenigans Things we’ll need to keep in mind…

uneryx

Beekeepers are also doing the very important work of protecting and conserving bee populations in the wild. By monitoring the health of their hives they can keep an eye on conditions that cause hives to die off. Additionally, when extracting honey and wax for candles, beekeepers are doing important maintenance for the bees that the bees can’t do on their own. Imagine that you sweated out maple syrup in vast quantities, and the only way to get the maple syrup out of your house and make your space livable again was if a friendly giant came in regularly and extracted all the maple syrup. And thsi giant was gentle, and made sure you and your family were out of the way before beginning. That’s basically how honey harvesting works. But noooo, child slavery and starving Ecuadorean farmers by making their subsistence crop unavailable to them is pure uwu, how dare you harm insects that are cool with and want you to take their excess sugar goo.

calder

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

calder

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

blackwashedmax

Honey is literally murder but go off

kasaron

Prove it.

blackwashedmax

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

kasaron

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

blackwashedmax

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

hematite2

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

leonardo-nierman

@zoologicallyobsessed please show us pics of your bee grinder

gemstone-gynoid

they might be falsely thinking about a honey extractor machine. but all these do is you place the beehive frames inside and a motor rotates it at a speed that removes the honey, which is then tapped through a tap at the bottom.

darkenedyeastextract

…do they think they put bees in that and spin them around until they vomit…?

demonius-darkblade

bee carnival

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

bad and naughty bees get put into the b e e c e n t r i f u g e to extract their honey

bastlynn

Vegans coming after beekeepers is one of my major teeth grinding annoyances. For many reasons, because there’s so many lies. And to go one step further because it’s such a waste. You see, the strongest vegan argument is that they don’t want to exploit animals or take from them without their consent.

… but… Bees consent. NO. I’M NOT KIDDING.

How? Bee hives aren’t kept on leashes. They’re outside, the bees can travel miles every day. They follow their queen. Who is also outside, not on a leash, and can travel miles every day. If she doesn’t like the hive for any reason - for example: it got too hot, too cold, too messy, too filled with sugary stuff and they need more space… then the queen leaves. And with her the hive.

The queen stays in the hive because the hive is the best place to live. Period. Done. End of. If the hive is staying with the beekeeper it’s because the keeper is doing their job correctly and keeping them happy because the bees can, and do, leave bad beekeepers.

Of all the animals we have domesticated as livestock, bees are the ones you can most easily argue are consenting participants in their keeping.

atreefullofstars

@whatilikeandothershenigans Things we’ll need to keep in mind…

uneryx

Beekeepers are also doing the very important work of protecting and conserving bee populations in the wild. By monitoring the health of their hives they can keep an eye on conditions that cause hives to die off. Additionally, when extracting honey and wax for candles, beekeepers are doing important maintenance for the bees that the bees can’t do on their own. Imagine that you sweated out maple syrup in vast quantities, and the only way to get the maple syrup out of your house and make your space livable again was if a friendly giant came in regularly and extracted all the maple syrup. And thsi giant was gentle, and made sure you and your family were out of the way before beginning. That’s basically how honey harvesting works. But noooo, child slavery and starving Ecuadorean farmers by making their subsistence crop unavailable to them is pure uwu, how dare you harm insects that are cool with and want you to take their excess sugar goo.

fairytale-villain

catchymemes

punkrorschach

hey im gonna need the story behind this

fantasy-costco

When I was like four or five I outsmarted the child proof lid on our jumbo sized Flintstones vitamins jar and ate like half the contents before someone caught me! Turns out child proof lids exist for a reason and it’s so dumbass kids don’t overdose on Flintstones Chewable Vitamins™ and have to get their stomach pumped and that’s how Fred Flintstone tried to kill me